Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 8hYour daily reminder that Protestants didn’t give two rat shits about abortion until the conservatives lost on segregation and needed a new thing to rile their evangelical base up about. 04811
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 8hYour daily reminder that rapture theology is only a little over 200 years old and is mostly death cult horse shit concocted out of interpretations of an ancient political comic that confused even Martin Luther. 0356
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My family- You really didn’t show any signs of being trans Me at barely 18, posting shit like this- 0280
Reposted by Preacher from the Black LagoonQueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 23/09/2026In the wake of the killing of an openly gay imam earlier this year, Jaheim Karim writes on being trans and Muslim www.wearequeeraf.com/what-fasting...wearequeeraf.comWhat fasting again taught me as a transgender MuslimIn the wake of the killing of an openly gay imam earlier this year, Jaheim Karim writes on being trans and Muslim 0222
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026preacherfromtheblacklagoon.substack.comNo, Ed. It Actually Isn’t “A Complex Issue”.The Ed Sheeran/ Macklemore situation is a lesson in propaganda. 1111
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ben Shapiro and his enormous fake eyebrows just made this generation’s “Reefer Madness”. Happy for them. 0130
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026preacherfromtheblacklagoon.substack.comWhy Do We Suffer?An examination of an age old question 030
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#huntingtonwvpreacherfromtheblacklagoon.substack.comPlease Stop Being Weird About Halal MunchiesI promise you, this restaurant opening is not a Muslim takeover 0142
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I just found out about pop tarts. 😞 2190
Reposted by Preacher from the Black Lagoon💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We've normalised children seeing exhausted parents for two hours a night, old people eating alone and adults needing permission to spend a sunny Wednesday with someone they love. None of this feels remotely sane to me. 391496229
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on the SAME DAY?! 😭 1240
Reposted by Preacher from the Black LagoonJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894611287
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026To those not living in the states, I don’t think you truly understand what has just happened. Dolly Parton was the Queen of America. 513021
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton just died. This is now an Appalachian day of mourning. 2547
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026substack.comWas "Woke 1" Actually Crazy?A Brief Critique of Early Millenial Politics 171
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026substack.comYou Can Do Hard ThingsMy daughter started band camp recently. 091
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If the government ever tries to check our discord for trans terrorism or whatever the fuck they are on about, they are just going to find a bunch of people sharing memes like this 1212
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My wife and I dancing at my mom’s wedding 1430
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026open.substack.comThere is no Religious Freedom Without Queer Religious FreedomTwo of my first mentors in religious leadership were a gay rabbi and a lesbian minister. 0253
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 11/07/2026open.substack.comElon Musk is not an Enviable Man"Love Thy Trillionaires" and the Weaponization of Gratitude 150
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026open.substack.comWhy are Conservatives so Weird About Bacon?Please stop acting like pork is Muslim Kryptonite, I beg. 1121
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Every Queer after reading that “I’m gay not queer” article from that ungrateful little rat man. 3264
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026open.substack.comTrashing the BathroomYou have to stop coping through cruelty 0113
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I love that a baby deer might make the county commissioner seat in my small WV city go blue. Here is the tea 1211
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I wrote a 6 page article about shrimp. I’ve lost my goddamn mind.open.substack.comShrimplicityTechnology, tradwives, and the cost of constant connection 090
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026open.substack.comYour Classism Makes You A KilljoyA mild and deeply critical defense of the White House UFC cage match 0131
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Should we have UFC on the White House lawn? Probably not. But yall are making yourselves look tragically un-fun by talking about the “dignity of the office” right now. We are long past dignity. The best thing that can happen now is that the Dems host the AEW and get Nyla Rose out there. 1252
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026open.substack.comI Think I Love Trans PeopleExhaustion, Exile, and Radical Love 080
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026West Virginia is so weird as an lgbt person because it probably has the most people who want you dead, but also probably has the most people willing to kill for you. West Virginia isn’t “red” as much as it is DEEPLY polarized. 3354
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 09/06/2026open.substack.comTrans Joy06/01/26-06/07/26 0100
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 04/06/2026substack.com/@preacherfro...substack.comA Formal Apology to BlahajSilliness, Sufism, and Thich Nhat Hanh 1122
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026substack.comYes, You Can Be Queer and Practice the Abrahamic FaithsEvery year in June, the queer community gets overwhelmed by conservative fundamentalists within the Abrahamic faiths posting online about how you can’t be gay and part of the Abrahamic traditions. 0172
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Why the fuck did they make a movie where the minions are fighting Cthulhu? 1120
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Someone on the internet today told me I sucked at writing. Little does he know, I do not write for his enjoyment. I write so I don’t commit ✨crimes✨ 1284
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I’m losing my goddamn mind. www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/whitehouse.govAliensSearch illegal alien arrests in your city and across the US on our interactive map. Discover how the Trump administration is delivering on immigration promises with record enforcement actions and larg... 2131
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 30/05/2026New Substackopen.substack.comWe Are All Sinners HereIf you want a "people's movement", you have to accept the messiness of people 0131
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I think I’d actually be totally fine with pro wrestling on the White House lawn if I had healthcare and if we didn’t have immigrants in concentration camps. 1343
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My dad and his husband on their wedding day. It rained all day and that rainbow showed up right after their vows. 0401
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My church president- Can you make a cover photo for the Facebook page that has the vibes of those Quiznos commercials? Me- Bet 2280
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026open.substack.comGrief All the Way DownI am beginning to think my Contrapoints article may not have actually been about Contrapoints 081
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Not me forgetting that it’s Eid and instead writing an essay about Puppygirls. 😬 Anyway, Eid Mubarak yall! 0120
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026open.substack.comThe Beautiful Chaos of "The People's Joker"How I learned to stop worrying and love the Puppygirl 040
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026open.substack.comYes, There is More "thought diversity" Among Conservatives. No, That Doesn't Mean They are More Open MindedYou aren't a "free thinker" bud. You're just a conspiracy theorist. 1133
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Look, I’m no fan of Jordan Peterson, but he was a more worthy adversary than Clavicular. If I must choose which drug addled lunatic pipelining young men I want to fight, fighting Peterson at least felt honorable for the first few years of his career. 0160
Reposted by Preacher from the Black Lagoongeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 26/05/2026as always i am sympathetic to the fact that male loneliness is a real problem but the solution to male loneliness is robust afterschool and other social programs and shit like accessibility to public parks and the lonely men take industry opposes these things so i don't know what i'm supposed to do 332196333
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026We need to teach Gen Z better. These young folks seriously don’t know about hanky code. Like what the fuck are you talking about have you NEVER set foot in the gay club? 2270
Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/05/2026My very cisgender wife- What the fuck is a puppygirl? Me, a transgender, my eyes glazing over- I’m going to need you to sit down for this one 81728