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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 1h
I got an early copy of Children of Owl by @littlebadger.bsky.social and I can’t put it down. The desert landscape is so vivid and Maisie just will not quit (complimentary). I also didn’t know the occasional illustrations are graphic novel style which is extra fun! Highly recommend.
Cover of Children of Owl by Darcie Little Badger, with a Kirkus star and a review from kirkus saying “a magical story that both haunts and enchants”. Release date Oct 6 2026
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 12h
It has to be #halite for #MinCup26 ! You can make a laser out of salt droplets - place them on a superhydrophobic surface and the droplets are round and stable, making good laser cavities. web.archive.org/web/20111018...
Fig. 1 of the linked paper, showing the experimental setup, along with the broad-spectrum glow of the droplet, and the narrow spike of the laser spectrum. In the experimental setup you'll note that it took two lasers (a green one and an infrared one) to get red laser light out of the salt droplet.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 SEMI-FINALS!!! It's showdown of the soft and cubical as coppery #Cuprite and salty #Halite compete for a spot in the finals! Both are worthy, but only one can have your vote. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 28/09/2026
I feel like I'll finally be a real writer once I learn how to type all the em-dashes.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 28/09/2026
The vast majority of laser pointers are overpowered and their labels are lying. Not liking FM's chances here. RIP Amazon Bullshit Laser Pointer
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)@funranium.bsky.social
[Fire Marshal overhears me talking to their deputy about Amazon Bullshit Lasers, pops head out of office] FM: What did you say the power cut off is? Me: 5mW for visible light. Why, you got one too? FM: Yeah, should be fine though. [shines it at wall] Me: [yoinks] I'm afraid I'm the judge of that.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 26/09/2026
Lasers! When you really don’t want to touch a bear
Deb Chachra@debcha.bsky.social
Second-screening the Katmai Falls bearcam today reminds me: Q: How do you weigh bears for Fat Bear Week? A:. By using LIDAR — laser-scanning bears to quantify the chonk volumetrically, and then using estimates of ursine density to convert it to approximate mass. www.geoweeknews.com/articles/sup...
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Supporting Fat Bear Week With Laser Scanning | Geo Week News
“Fat Bear Week celebrates fatness. That’s what you want to do before you go into your den.” Each year as summer begins to fade and wildlife
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 26/09/2026
While #Quartz can make valuable laser components, #skutterudite can make a laser into powerful pulses, according to 2018 paper "Femtosecond mode-locking of a fiber laser using a CoSb3-skutterudite-based saturable absorber". #skutterudite has the edge.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Quarterfinal 2 Both of today's minerals can be found in hydrothermal vein deposits as cobalt arsenide #Skutterudite is against classic silicate #Quartz for a spot in the semi-finals. Vote: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... Results: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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Vote in Quarterfinal 2 — Mineral Cup & Ore Cup
Vote in Skutterudite vs Quartz Credit: Joel Williams
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 26/09/2026
Folks, when you bring a laser to a job interview, do NOT bring one that has a poorly aligned crystal. It’s just not bright.
@davidcrespo.bsky.social@davidcrespo.bsky.social
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 25/09/2026
After making my definitive laser-based ranking of Steven Universe gems, I have one question: Is writer Rebecca Sugar into lasers? Because if not, it's a helluva coincidence. www.aiweirdness.com/do-they-even...
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Do they even lase? Definitive ranking of Steven Universe gems by a laser scientist
Do they even lase? A laser scientist ranks Steven Universe characters, from D-tier all the way to S-tier, and proposes a few more characters and fusions.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 24/09/2026
Never experienced so many swift mood changes in a seven-second intro theme
@laserfocusworld.bsky.social@laserfocusworld.bsky.social
A new color-changing material, leadership changes, and a new type of diamond color center... all on the newest Photonics Hot List that drops tomorrow! By the way, it happens to be the 200th episode of the show 🎉 Stay tuned...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 23/09/2026
Voting #halite because you can make it into laser-quality optical windows. Although the product page does note that they dissolve in water
Product listing on Edmund Optics for sodium chloride windows. Product photo is highly clear round windows with a purplish blue sheen. Excellent transmission from 250nm - 16 um. Low cost. Ideal for FTIR spectroscopy
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 2 Match 7 It's blue skies ahead as multicoloured cubes of #Halite are up against the bubbly cool-toned #Chrysocolla. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 16/09/2026
This @escapepod.org story was so good! Could have taken place in the Murderbot universe, and Murderbot and Station would have gotten along
@hansew.bsky.social@hansew.bsky.social
Come learn innovative strategies for quitting your job and conserving the local wildlife (if you are a sentient space station) in my newest story on @escapepod.org!
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 15/09/2026
Laser-making scrap material turned into gems? A+ recycling concept, precision targeted to appeal to me www.aiweirdness.com/laser-gems/
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Laser gems
So apparently laser crystals that are rejected from laser-making can end up in the gem trade and they look amazing!
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 14/09/2026
This is SO cool! Ben found that as he was making patterns on the surface of steel with a pulsed laser, at certain pulse rates he was getting iridescent colors. As the laser scanned, the pulses were lining up to make tiny stripes that acted like the tiny pits that give a CD its rainbow colors.
Screenshot of Applied science video showing a moving laser beam writing a pattern on the steel surface. The pattern has colors all the way from blue through green and bronze, and if you look even closer, you can see that the pixels of the pattern are made of tiny stripes.
@benkrasnow.bsky.social@benkrasnow.bsky.social
New Video: Optical diffraction patterns and almost-holograms made with a MOPA laser engraving machine www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsGH...
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Optical diffraction patterns and almost-holograms made with a MOPA laser engraving machine
YouTube video by Applied Science
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 14/09/2026
The laser choice is #Gadolinite, which contains erbium, neodymium, and ytterbium (among other rare earth elements), all important in laser making. Not that people DO get these laser materials from gadolinite as far as I can tell but at least you could, and that's better than riebeckite.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 14 Average hardness and dark colours are camouflage for crystalline oddness lurking within blue asbestos #Riebeckite vs rare earth element #Gadolinite-(Y). VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 12/09/2026
Adding to my growing list of “animals with naturally occurring laser components”
@echinoblog.bsky.social@echinoblog.bsky.social
A fallen glass sponge showing off its holdfast! yes. glass fibers! very much like fiber optic cable! #spongeThursday #okeanos 3115 m east basin seamount, American Samoa
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 12/09/2026
I had so much fun with last year’s eel facts calendar that I just had to get another!
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I'm home for the next 20 hours. Order a snail facts advent calendar right nowwwwww and I'll ship it out tomorrow morning! Get a snail fact every day for 24 days straight by scratching off a shell! It's like a big lottery ticket but everyone's a winner because you learn about snails. SquidFacts.net
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 10/09/2026
I'm team #gypsum! It has a form called selenite that consists of long bundles of clear fibers, kind of like a natural form of fiber optics. The fibers can transport an image from the back to the front of the rock, giving it (and ulexite) the nickname TV Rock.
The cover of You Look Like a Thing and I Love You (by Janelle Shane) with the robot drawing on the front cover looking like it's popping out of the book.View of the book at a slightly different angle showing that sitting on top of the robot box's face is a three inch polished rod of selenite
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 10: It’s a pair of soft minerals that form near the surface as heavyweight #pyromorphite is up against evaporate #gypsum. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 09/09/2026
As far as I can tell, neither #MinCup26 material has been directly made into a laser. But if we accept that we're destroying the crystals to extract their components, let's grab the chromium from the #Putnisite and infuse it into a yttrium aluminum garnet. Cr:YAG is a good high-power laser material.
A green gem with a spooky red glow to it, almost like an afterimage. It's strong red fluorescence caused by the regular daylight illumination around it.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 9: It’s a pair of tiny minerals with unusual chemistry as hafnium-containing #Hafnon battles with strontium/chromium-containing #Putnisite. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 08/09/2026
Learned recently that they used real argon ion lasers for the god beams in Clash of the Titans (1981). I don't care what you say about the rest of the movie, the lasers are doing great. www.aiweirdness.com/thasers-in-c...
Zeus (Lawrence Olivier) sits on his throne with rays of brilliant green and blue fanning out behind his head.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 08/09/2026
They're soft and lovely... and not promising as laser materials. Maybe someday someone will synthesize a nanostructure with a bit of stichtite or talc structure in the layers, and then use it for something lasery. It's a long shot. Laser verdict for #MinCup26: vote for whatever. They're nice rocks.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 8: It’s a pair of soft and lovely minerals as Stichtite and Talc compete for your votes. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 07/09/2026
If you had to make one of today’s #MinCup26 contestants into a laser, it would be #Monazite. Extract the handy cerium out of it, and infuse that into some other crystal to make a UV laser. Maybe even a nice pulsed UV laser!
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 7 It's a color-changing match of informative minerals! Time-tracker #Monazite-(Ce)'s yellow in sunlight darkens to orange in incandescent light while index mineral #Andalusite is pleochroic VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 06/09/2026
I'm going with #quartz this round of #MinCup26. Even though it doesn't produce laser light, quartz IS a very important optical material. You can easily use it to make the windows and mirrors and lenses in your laser. Never met #asagiite, laser potential seems unlikely.
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 6 It's a classic vs a newbie as the most common named mineral in the crust #Quartz is up against an exceedingly-rare sea foam-green mineral discovered just a few years ago #Asagiite. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 04/09/2026
I wasn't able to find direct evidence of people using either of today's minerals in a laser, but #Vesuvianite is slightly more promising. It's sometimes fluorescent, and there's plenty of ways to mess with its composition. Other sorosilicates can be laser materials, so there's hope. #MinCup26
Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social
#MinCup26 Round 1 Match 4: Cogwheels of #Bournonite are up against colourful #Vesuvianite in a battle of unexpected chemical compositions. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 04/09/2026
So delighted for you to hear my conversation with @drmlharris.bsky.social !
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 03/09/2026
#Sphalerite is the mineral of choice according to my laser-focused #MinCup26 voting guide! Sphalerite is a zinc sulfide with varying amounts of iron in it, and although I don't know of anyone directly making a laser from it, ZnS is phosphorescent AND a semiconductor AND makes good infrared lenses.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 03/09/2026
I will certainly be thinking of this image next time I get one of those LLM-generated scam “message from a reader” emails
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 02/09/2026
Following my policy of choosing the best laser material each time, I'm voting #skutterudite in #MinCup26. The 2018 paper "Femtosecond mode-locking of a fiber laser using a CoSb3-skutterudite-based saturable absorber" describes a custom skutterudite that can help make short laser pulses.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 01/09/2026
How could I not impulse buy?
A bag of coffee beans called “hologram” from counter culture coffee
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 01/09/2026
Voting #smithsonite in #MinCup26 because of the two it seems the most laseable. Ordered crystals, sometimes clearish, fluoresces under UV? There's a remote chance one could turn it into a laser.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 01/09/2026
Didn't know till recently they can use lasers to break in jeans instead of stonewashing them, and in addition to it looking absolutely rad in videos and cutting down on chemical use, you can ALSO use them to make intricate bleached patterns. www.aiweirdness.com/laser-jeans/
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Laser Jeans
Apparently they use lasers to put the wear marks in jeans now? Amazing.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 29/08/2026
Some graduate students work on an experimental physics project, amid department politics
Dan Hon@danhon.com
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 27/08/2026
Today I learned Canadian Froot Loops are fluorescent! Biologists are asking what evolutionary purpose the fluorescence serves
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 24/08/2026
I made some holograms at home from an antique mall kit! According to the kit, I shouldn't bother trying to make holograms of plants because they move too much during the 5-minute exposures. www.aiweirdness.com/i-made-a-hol...
Cartoon laser angrily telling a plant to stop moving so fast
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 21/08/2026
The biologist’s expressions are what really make this
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 18/08/2026
There are now two signed copies of my AI book at the Terminal B Tattered Cover in the Denver airport! They even had a green marker for me to sign with.
Two copies of You Look Like a Thing and I Love You, signed by me. I also added a drawing of a robot box, and a sketch fo a giraffe on the facing page. The robot is reporting the presence of the giraffe!
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 18/08/2026
I can’t think of a time I’ve been annoyed by an author mentioning their books, but I can think of multiple times when one of my favorite authors had a new book out and I didn’t even know about it, which means everyone should be mentioning their books MORE
@erikahall.bsky.social@erikahall.bsky.social
why would someone do this? authors should be mentioning their books
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 07/08/2026
A+ helpful use of googly eyes
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 07/08/2026
When LLMs treat “some people say” as a trusted source, this is one of the funnier things that can happen
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 04/08/2026
What there’s a new one??? grabby hands
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 03/08/2026
Came for the lasers, stayed for the incisive commentary on accessibility. I really enjoyed this!
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 31/07/2026
Extremely bugs bunny coded adversarial attack
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janelleshane.com @janelleshane.com · 31/07/2026
Sometimes I miss being at a university
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