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Angus Dwyer

@angusdwyer.bsky.social
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Well, everyone knows Angus’s capacity to have a healthy relationship with social media died at Little Tweethorn. What this account presupposes is: maybe it didn’t?

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 15h
try this one!
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The Night Comes For Us - Julie Estelle (The Operator) vs Two Assassins - Fight Scene (Full HD)
YouTube video by Dwi Ardyansah
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 19h
The Lord of Hosts appears to be through being subtle.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Again, you can always detect some faint embarrassment from Democrats when they talk about the ballroom, but “the president demolished a big part of the White House to build himself a palace with bribes from enemy powers” is, by an order of magnitude, the worst corruption scandal in US history
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A Wealthy Russian Businessman Is Helping Fund Trump’s Stupid Ballroom. Nothing Sketchy About That, Right?
Surely, our president will face consequences for this insanity.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22h
“Trump doxxes senator over daylight savings” would probably make someone in 2008’s head explode if told them
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 03/10/2026
Genuinely drives me nuts that this thing ever got co-opted by the contemporary right given its revolutionary roots.
The Massachusetts Pine Tree Flag. 

AN APPEAL TO HEAVEN in block letters above a green pine on a white background
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember when we did this in Tehran? It’s really unfortunate that a supermajority of the worlds nuclear weapons are in the hands of unrepentant war criminals & most people can only be bothered to condemn one or the other
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Adler, The Phoenix of Grunvale @phoenixofgrunvale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers, Our Timeline" By popular demand, and now that the Netflix merger is officially well and truly an alternate timeline, time for an update, a 2.0 version. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Paramount #Skydance #VideoEditing
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one thing which i think should be taken into account when selecting a presidential candidate is "did that candidate cover up the homicide of a first-grade teacher"
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
coincidentally William Lamb's career flourished at the same time as the costumed London vigilante "Sheep-Man"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
You can really taste that extra neutron
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I imagine they would shoot guns at us, detonate explosive devices, and things of that nature.
Rachel Marsden: You’ll never guess how Canada would fight a Trump invasion
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maria_from_ga @mariafromga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The question should not be “whether D+16 is fathomable” but instead if “what else should the GB be w/ a GOP president at net approval of -30 overall and on the economy, voters no. 1 issue”
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in the field before the iowa steel mill news broke, disregard
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see people putting AI in the same bucket as NFTs (speculative technology that will go away when the bubble pops), but I think the internet is the better comp. Sure there's some early bubble-y activity, but the underlying technology is real it's going to dramatically change things.
Hand-drawn Venn diagram titled "Bubbles," with four overlapping circles: Beanie Babies, AI, NFTs, and Dot-com.

Each alone: "Gamble on plushies!" / "Gamble on LLMs!" / "Gamble on JPEGs!" / "Gamble on HTML!"

Beanie Babies + AI: "The products tend to have cutesy first names."
Beanie Babies + NFTs: "Who will own the rarest fake monkey?"
AI + Dot-com: "Genuinely important underlying technology."
NFTs + Dot-com: "This URL could be worth millions!"

Every bubble but Dot-com: "Mostly in private markets."
Every bubble but NFTs: "Good people got hurt."
Every bubble but AI: "Never threatened life as we know it."
Every bubble but Beanie Babies: "Blame Silicon Valley."

All four: "Somebody got rich, but probably not you."
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FARGO really gets the reality of crime 99% of the time: criminals are dumb, childish, and self-involved.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most Bluesky targeted ad I've ever seen lmao
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who could possibly have guessed that Ol' Andy Bailey would fumble this bag too?
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to imagine a TV show that would not be improved by a Carol Kane spa day episode.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026
Being not Jewish, I was not aware of the key role Fruit Gems had in Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and other celebrations, I was just sad on my own account they were no longer going to be made. But now we all will have reason to celebrate: ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-says...
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Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
‘We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!’ the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since they’re splicing in all the other classic superheroes from the Aughts…
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Ron Burgundy Blows the Conch Shell to Assemble
ALT: Ron Burgundy Blows the Conch Shell to Assemble
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I’m president Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico will be back but Austrian will be pronounced “aw-STREEN” like it is in “Commissioning a Symphony in C.”
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would I take an iced coffee to a job interview? Look, I’ve seen all the work that iced coffee has done to put her life back together, and I’m keenly aware that she doesn’t have a car of her own. It really is the least I can do.
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is it good when the Supreme Court is legitimately forced to address an appellate court in the manner a court might address a vexatious litigant or a particularly obstinate pro se
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#BREAKING: #SCOTUS once again freezes the lower federal courts’ rulings in the Missouri redistricting case—and affirms that, as the Missouri Supreme Court held earlier this month, Missouri will use the 2022 map in the November elections. There were no public dissents.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
<Director> GUYS WE GET ONE SHOT AT THIS. ANNNND ACTION
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Alberta independence push is facing strong headwinds. Perhaps as many as four of them.
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Angus Dwyer @angusdwyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One thing about the NYT best tv list is how different it could have been if you extended eligibility back to 1999. Sopranos, obviously, but also Freaks & Geeks, West Wing, SpongeBob, Home Movies, Good Eats, SVU, House Hunters (not a great show but created a new genre). Even Family Guy, God help us.
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 25/09/2026
AH FUCK OH SHIT OUR WALLETS
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Al Pharazon-ass understanding.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
One of my favorite jokes in the movie is when we first meet ever-eager Hobie shooting a western, he wants to do another take, but the director passes because the horse is tired.
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nora-hakase (野良博士) @nora-hakase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they feed me in woims
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aw man! Birnam Wood? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within Dunsinane Hill?
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first mistake is underestimating the Toyota Hilux--vehicle of choice for field scientists and militants everywhere.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite negative ad right now is the "ROGER MARSHALL BETRAYED PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PROMISE TO PROTECT MEDICARE" being run by the 1861 Initiative*. Can't believe he betrayed MAGA like that *this is a cutout for a bottomless sea of dark money devoted to supporting Dems & Dem-aligned independents
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing i have learned from trump is that literally every word procopius and suetonius wrote was literally true
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 23/09/2026
Trump should do another convention
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
and now these trumpheads are crying crocodile tears about the terror they've unleashed on the american body politic. the coup party "party of coups" is having a big sad that their opponents are also now coup-curious. sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.
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