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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just listing a job lot of balaclavas on Vinted, if anyone's interested. Only worn once.

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I never bothered changing my profile pic back after Halloween last year and now I'm ahead of the curve for this year

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Streets Kitchen @streetskitchen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We need your URGENT assistance to keep people safe! ACT NOW: www.peoplesfundraising.com/fundraising/...

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sorry, can't tweet. Still laughing at Jordan Henderson.

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Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan @tedmaul.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My brother and his lovely wife are raising money in memory of our wonderful mum. Please consider donating if you're able. ❤️ www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

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Team Kate

Help Rachel Buckley raise money to support Nicola Murray Foundation

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David Cake will not be changing his name for Halloween 🎃 @davecakes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It’s finally raining and I can smell the pterodactyl.

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Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026

When Elliot Gleave won’t stay off the furniture

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'm only really here for @birdfeed1.bsky.social's football tweets.

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SHAR⭕️N @sharona.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Long shot but does anyone know of a room to let in Manchester?

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Only here for the pig lady fountain. Carry on.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

10 Ton Fetus' Pig Lady Fountain

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

@gemsimp.bsky.social Gem! I need your help! What was that wrinkle spray you used on clothes please?

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

@gemsimp.bsky.social How do you feel about having your bedroom wall plastered all over social media? 😔

Scott Mills superfan's bedroom, covered in his merch and posters

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Wishing a very good #TransDayOfVisibility to all trans people continuing to go about their lives despite the utter fucking ghouls seeking to make it impossible for them to do that.

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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

A new contender for best headline

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I love Paradise and Sterling so much, I don't even mind the whimsy cover songs

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Gina @brokenbiros.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Actually maybe we shouldn’t?

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

@gemsimp.bsky.social Just here for your official statement regarding Mills

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Rewatching the first series of Paradise because my brain is mush and I don't remember anything

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Woman on Pointless "my dad was a lighthouse keeper so we moved around a lot." My husband: "you'd think the light would be mechanised."

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Huw @followhuw.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

For International Women’s Day this year I’ll be DMing “would smash” to each of my female followers. If you’d like to opt out of this service, please comment with “anti suffarage”

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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I reckon mathematical models means ogling rachel riley pics on facebook

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I've developed a skill of somehow pissing off people without trying, if anyone wants to test my power. It took 47 long years but a skill's a skill.

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Liberator_hen @lisatea.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Good morning Bluesky. Proper timetable of markets and a Comic con for this month. If you're on the South Coast, please pop down!

Merylin Moon March Markets
All Saturdays, 7th Love Southsea Palmerston Road, Southsea, Portsmouth
14th Flo's Market
Portchester Precinct, Portchester, Fareham
21st Brighton Craft & Flea
St Bartholomews Church, Brighton
28th Bournemouth Comic Con
Bournemouth International Centre

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Princess Shug @princessshug.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Anybody in Hampshire need a tutor? SEN / primary / home-schooled children Holistic, gentle and trauma-informed approach - guaranteed to build confidence and enjoyment! 16 years experience

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

@gemsimp.bsky.social Why are you Gemsimp? Who are you simping after? Ladies with big baps?

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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

While everyone was busy talking about world war three, it occurred to me; should I be focussing on world war me?

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Once again wondering if it's sociopathic to just find abusive tweets about yourself, funny.

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Red Flag Warning GIF

Alt: Woman waving a red flag GIF

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

@discokidnap.bsky.social I need you to explain that Matkins tweet about his Waitrose delivery because it's still going the rounds

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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

BEERS B 4 BAIRNS

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

@birdfeed1.bsky.social Hey Birdy, was Storm Chandra an absolute arsehole or are you ok?

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James @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

We saw you from across the bar and really, really want to deport you

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Emu to Rod Hull

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

What Twitter users face on Bluesky:

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Emmerrrrr @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Primrose Bowl implies the existence of Hyacinth Bucket

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Much as I want Burnham to take over and it makes sense with the local elections coming up, it does seem like a bad time to distract the PM with a leadership bid

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This is the punishment you deserve

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Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Thank you for such a warm welcome, lads! Not sure how you know where I live but the 'Go Home' printed on the side of this cosy van suggests it shouldn't be a problem 😊

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