Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Have come back on just to bring you ominous lamp post news 1100
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Okay I’m deleting the app again for a bit. Had my fill. 6140
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieMedia Diversified @writersofcolour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A HMRC official was sacked because he was caught on camera saying he gives wrong information to black and brown people when they call for advice in a bid to sabotage them. He was a member of the far right group Patriotic Alternative. How many more? 671642707
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If anyone knows this guy let me know because I think he is my soul mate. He just doesn’t know it. His name is Vlad and he lives in Hounslow. 482
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Would any crypto investor like to send me a donation? I will use it to buy a big house and have 10 more of my dog. 2140
Reposted by Spagatha ChristiePaul Singh 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @paulsingh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Are we still pretending that we don’t need to cap political donations? 076
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026£72million from billionaires to a man who's stated his intention to declare a national emergency and overturn our institutions. All to save democracy, obviously. 15514
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026FUCKEN RAVENOUS. I want so much noodles. 150
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieBeckatron @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You're a dodgy link 🫵 171
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey I’m just kinda a dumb girl but is this foreign interference now? 💕 060
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have very severe PMS today and have come into the bedroom and closed the door and have taken to the bed. If I do not stay here all day I present a very real danger to myself and others. 170
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The chainsaw was actually invented to cut women’s pelvic bones open during difficult childbirths without anaesthesia. (Actually this one is true. It was later discovered really good for trees) 1112
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jim Carrey isn’t alive is he? I could have sworn he died years ago. 031
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Blood is blue until it hits air and then it oxidises and turns red 071
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I will be posting my wrong things now and I am turning replies off so I will never be corrected 1142
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Maybe I am the one who is in fact as dumb as a box of hair 220
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Goodness I always thought the millennium bug was a myth. The mo’ you know. I was 10 though and when nothing happened I just assumed someone had made it up and never looked into it. Presumably because we didn’t have a computer at home then. 260
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Kwasi Kwarteng likening the hysteria about AI killing us to the millennium bug is the most Kwasi Kwarteng thing to do. False equivalence; one is real, one was not. No wonder our economy crashed and burned under him and Truss. 470
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I THINK IT IS FINE TO GET A PUPPY FOR MY DOG 5150
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So there have been a few times where a kid has been having a tantrum outside my window and I have copied it, and sometimes they are so astounded by their echo they stop. So will keep doing this. 2200
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A very sadistic part of me would like Trump to do well in the midterms just so I can continue fighting with USAians online and be like “THREE TIMES!” 161
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026See, this is why I respect O'Leary, he is the cunt's cunt. 2415
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trumpy is not on track to do well in the midterms. I wonder if the USAians will continue the “not my president” shtick, or whether they are just cheap and can be bought for $5k dollars (3,701GBP by the way) 4140
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mate someone just dunked a 4:45-5:15pm call in my diary for tomorrow. 12230
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So okay realistically do you think I can A) get the huge wall mirror off of my bathroom wall B) dispose of it C) tile my bathroom D) put bathroom cabinets up? 970
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Waiting for probation pass to drop my ADHD Workplace Adjustments letter on them which is basically “allow her to WFH because she will yap all day long, distracting everyone around her, drink 50 cans of Dash Water just because it’s there, and therefore will need to piss 603 times in one day.” 2200
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieBUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I saw the Bayeux Tapestry in 2007, bet they've added loads to it since then x 2814612
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All the first day pictures of kids online, with their school badges fully on show 💀💀💀 You’re an idiot if you post pictures of your kids online, even if your account is private. 190
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If my dog does not get on the 2027 pet calendar at work I will burn everyone’s house down and force their children to weave lace 17 hours a day 4120
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am calm. I am collected. I’m not going to strangle anyone. 4110
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate when parliament launches a new season of Prime Minister. Who are all these characters? 191
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Buckling up for two toxic bitches fighting for attention but it’s just Kemi and Andy. 080
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Time to go to bed for another day tomorrow (a hint of terror in her voice) 1193
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I really miss when a Google search was literally just that and you could type in vague nonsense and would still get an answer. Now I’ve got this fucking gibbon telling me it can’t invoke Article 5. No shit pal. 7567
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I would rather Germany didn’t invoke article 5 390
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rolled out my classic Autumn lip combo today; Velvet Teddy base, with Russian Red edges. Feels good. Feels like home. My lips look terrific. 060
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Somehow I have now been put in charge of revamping our partnership scheme (I am a digital marketer, what in the McKinley is going on here) 250
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I mean it’s going so well so far in the US Why do Reform hate the UK so much? 252
Reposted by Spagatha ChristieCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet. 1426890889
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Whoever came up with “is it your first day on earth” as an insult should be awarded an MBE. 1130
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Watching Ludwig and beginning to wonder if David Mitchell is actually my ideal guy? 180
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026One thing that never sat right with me, now I’m thinking about the first time I watched Gremlins, was that they never specified a time after midnight when the mogwai was allowed to eat again? Like his breakfast? 6110
Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Two things: Ruby would first like to show you her pumpkin hat, and secondly her new Gizmo. There was the option of a gremlin but I don’t need two of those in the house. (I am the other gremlin 😔) 1211
