Reposted by Dame Pazzamaffth @blinx.bsky.social · 18hI’m afraid your friends will find the Brittania Shield quite operational 221
Reposted by Dame PazzaTerry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 22hCan't believe I've been calling it chat chippy tea all this time and no one corrected me. 3101
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026Lucky, lucky, lucky me I’m a lucky son of a gun I work 8 hours, I sleep 8 hours That leaves 8 hours for more sleep 210
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve either got to go to the park which is very much BYOB and “toilets” or just go into town where there’re seats, glasses, food, toilets and a goddamn bar 230
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026I ordered a half a lager at the bar but the barman gave me a pint. The universe has spoken. 250
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026Oi oi lads! FRIDAY! Can’t wait to finish work and have a nice sit down 171
Reposted by Dame PazzaEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you 7142341024
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026When did everyone start saying “oftentimes” instead of “sometimes”? When did that come in? 210
Reposted by Dame PazzaTerry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Best to just cook them and then have a man in here tell you how you cooked them. 161
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026Just because I feel like I could eat a roast dinner doesn’t mean I could eat a roast dinner 260
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026The WiFi in our building has gone down and I get no data/phone signal there so I’ve had to come to the pub to order a taxi #FirstWorldProblems 240
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026Meeting at the casino for drinks before walking up to the Tower. I’ve turned up unfashionably an hour early 260
Reposted by Dame PazzaDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ewwww, might have been better to just wipe it off. 1263
Reposted by Dame Pazzalil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2023[doing crowd work at my comedy show] what about you sir, in the hoodie, what do you think happens when we die 245592
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026When I DJed for my sister’s wedding 4 years ago, her only instruction was not to play any Ed Sheeran. So this isn’t the first crisis he’s had to deal with. 1132
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026I got £100 in SpaceX shares for free three months ago and had to keep them at least this long. They’ve lost half their value #jabof 220
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026I think having no chocolate in the house is worse than having no cans 570
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026I’m off to an engagement do shortly and I’m on the prosecco. That’s something at least a dozen people should be frightened of right now. 040
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026This week I have mostly been watching Furious on Disney + 100
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026Bit disappointed by these. Relatively bland. 5 crabs. 240
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026@robonabike.eurosky.social hey Rob, check out my handle 💅🏼 110
Reposted by Dame PazzaChris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary' 9259921593
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026I got the green Connection first today so I will be looking at taking over from Tim as Britain’s foremost feminist 020
Reposted by Dame Pazzaarankays @karanshukla.ca · 31/08/2026every day this image gets more mileage as the AI cyberpsychosis continues 1384
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026Doctor: “When was the last time you relaxed your bowels?” Me: “When Dave Benson-Philips asked me to fill the gunge tank.” 110
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026To be fair to Hamish Linklater, this film made me want to do that about half an hour ago #TheWhisperMan 000
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026I’ve just finished building a data centre in my kitchen, because I’m not a poor loser paying high taxes like you lot 010
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026Giving up on the channel 4 app after the sixth attempt at watching 24 hours in police custody 010
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026I’ve renamed my toilet “Lake America.” In other news, I’ve taken a massive dump in Lake America. 040
Reposted by Dame PazzaMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just pissed the bed and called it Lake America. 311619
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Act 1 of Twelfth Night Act 2 of Twelfth Night An act of kindness Acton Bridge Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Stewart Lee Richard Herring 160
Reposted by Dame PazzaMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 25/08/2026oh by the way, pleased to introduce the latest Franglais monstrosity my brain has come up with, and which I now think of whenever I'm annoyed at something, and which is "call me Weston parce que j'en ai Super Marre" 151567
Reposted by Dame PazzaRhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 23/08/2026This Substack post is gloriously written and made me laugh out loud three times 1725165
Reposted by Dame PazzaTodd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I must say, it's nice to get that three point cushion from the bottom three, going into the last 37 games. #LUFC 0182
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026I returneth from a performance of Twelfth Night by The Pantaloons. Very well done, although I was a bit surprised to hear Shakespeare’s reference to Star Wars in the second act 000
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026I am off to Norwich for the day. You may wonder why, as do I. 5100
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026I’m sorry l, but you cannot leave it at that. More info needed 030
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026I very much enjoyed these this evening but apparently they are a little anti-social if you’re the only one eating them. Not my fault guys, you made your choice. 140
Dame Pazza @pazza7.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head 010
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