Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 12mI’ve just launched a comprehensive appeal - I’d give it 5 minutes if I were you 020
Reposted by Badger5000The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 621709346
Reposted by Badger5000Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16hI still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen 16599175
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 21hthere’s a way of interpreting ‘I only have eyes for you’ that gives it a very Lynchian feel eh youtube.com/watch?v=il73...youtube.comBeck - I Only Have Eyes For You (Audio)YouTube video by Beck 110
Reposted by Badger5000Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If this is the end for CR7 then all rivalries aside I doubt it's what any true football fan will have wanted to see. They'd have wanted it to end with him crying like a baby on the pitch after skying a crucial penalty in an important shootout. 88320
Reposted by Badger5000Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't have my vinyl-in-a-tin copy of PiL’s Metal Box any more. I sold it to Kriminal Records in Newport. It was subsequently purchased from there by Keith Levene (then living in Gwent), who needed to relearn the stuff for "Metal Box Live." Has any other reader had a similar experience? 052
Reposted by Badger5000Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant? 129372
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026some of the words spoken at this conference have been pretty good 110
Reposted by Badger5000Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HERE IS A LOVELY STORY: a friend lost his wallet on his way home from work the other day. (that's not the lovely bit) 1/2 13330
Reposted by Badger5000Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The five men arrested over a potential terror plot near RAF Fairford are being released on police bail, says head of Counter Terrorism Policing, Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor 👀 3210928
Reposted by Badger5000Nick Lloyd @spaincivilwartours.bsky.social · 28/09/20261914 photo of Federico García Lorca teaching his sister Isabel to read music... He'd be about 16 here in their Granada home. 26723
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A vid never bettered youtube.com/watch?v=m0hV...youtube.comWe Know Something You Don't Know - DJ Format (Feat Chali 2na and Akil)YouTube video by DJFormatUK 010
Reposted by Badger5000MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If anyone needs a starting point for a 5,000-word feature exploring our cultural decline over the last 60 years, Paddy McGuinness has just bookended Street Fighting Man on his Radio 2 show with some chat about whether sausages should be straight or bent. 4162
Reposted by Badger5000Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I used to write for a kids tv show and we had a binman character who’d look through a celeb’s trash and you’d guess who it was (for example medals, running shoes = Usain Bolt) and we got through so many layers of compliance before being told he just couldn’t be called Gary Litter 620928
Reposted by Badger5000Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026INTERVIEWER: i see you have brought a Big Bag of Cans to this interview, may i assume they are For The Lads? ME [tossing him a can]: M888888!! INTERVIEWER [biro clicks] 'highly developed teamwork skills' 1172
Reposted by Badger5000Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat. 481470311
Reposted by Badger5000tobias @saboborke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I DON’T KNOW MAN. ALL THE TV SHOW LISTS ARE THE SAME. TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN IS THE ONLY GOOD TV SHOW AND IT’S BASICALLY A VERY LONG MOVIE 032
Reposted by Badger5000Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads? 15411
Reposted by Badger5000Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“We’re here to play Man City” 3237
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Adventure Time started in 2010 and is objectively better than at least 90 of these (I haven’t seen all of them, don’t @ me) 440
Reposted by Badger5000Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you. 2361371
Reposted by Badger5000Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech. 1883285736975
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This and the AI Wonka means it’s cancellation time (in both respects). They’ve done nothing worthwhile since Bojack anyway. 330
Reposted by Badger5000Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13930212
Reposted by Badger5000Mitchell Stirling @mitchellst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm on the wireless in about ten mins. BBC Radio 4's More or Less, just after 0920, talking to Tim Harford about why albums end quietly, the physics of vinyl, and what happened when records weren’t limited by that physics. They've put me on last. Of course they have. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...bbc.co.ukBBC Radio 4 - More or Less, Has the UK’s productivity puzzle been solved?Tim Harford investigates bad productivity data, AI carbon, nuns and quiet album ends. 031
Reposted by Badger5000Sounds Clips @soundsclips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026News of the release of Vivian Stanshall's solo album 'Sir Henry At Rawlinson End' in Sounds 23rd, September 1978. 053
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let’s get these fucking backwards arseholes in the bin www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comReform UK-led council ends support for Show Racism the Red CardCharity’s head coach ‘shocked’ after Sunderland council leader says it will not support ‘politically charged’ groups 141
Reposted by Badger5000Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm no legal expert, but even if I was I would still say that that cunt needs locked up. 2433
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The living marxism set at The Spectator will be knocking their pipes out over Charlotte Church this week 231
Reposted by Badger5000Johnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens 17756177
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This would have been a much better better watch than what happened 130
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Done this today. I’d say it’s a must-see for fans of Neko because by crikey these songs couldn’t be mistaken for anyone else’s work 150
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Was hoping for the Human League somewhere in tonight’s #totp so I could post this, but ‘Love Action’ had gone down this week. Anyway, a few short years earlier: 1112
Reposted by Badger5000Nate Chinen @natechinen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today the original artwork for 'Time Out,' by the Dave Brubeck Quartet, sold at auction for a record-breaking $576K. Its artist and designer, S. Neil Fujita, is part of a brilliant new exhibition at the Barnes Foundation in Philadelphia. Here’s a piece I just wrote about him, and the show.wrti.orgA designer of iconic jazz albums shines in a new show at the Barnes'Noguchi to Asawa: Designing Postwar America' explores the impact of Japanese-American incarceration on modern American design. One of its six featured artists is S. Neil Fujita, whose work is known t... 16827
Badger5000 @badger5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Lots to enjoy here, if enjoying things is your thing #nowreading 5150
Reposted by Badger5000Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329253025782
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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