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David Timoney @fromarsetoelbow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The term British originated in the concept of empire (initially with the subjection of Ireland). It survived both in the fiction of the British Commonwealth and the postwar "British Subject" (as distinct from the Citizen of the UK). It has long functioned as a way of avoiding ethnonationalism.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's incoherent because it's a backfill. They haven't sat and worked this out from first principles. It's just: the conclusion I want to reach is "it's ok for me to be racist," so what chain of reasoning do I need to put in front of it to get there?
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I simply refuse to watch the traitors.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This deserves an honourary knighthood
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jim fucking White calling Czechia Cechnya all fucking morning. Now we move on to Simon Jordan's take on whether Britain is being colonised by immigrants. Fuck all the way off, talksport.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here, right. I live in a flat in a big, edwardian, redbrick building. It's 3 flights of stairs to get out, 2 to pass the ground floor bar that shares the staircase to get to their cellar. You can't see who's coming up or down the stairs, each flight is its own space...
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck has happened to the guardian?
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Jonathan Wilson @jonawils.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some lovely news...
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've listened to a good few hundred episodes of In Our Time, and I can tell you this: if there's an American contributor, they'll be a complete douchebag and you can tell nobody else there likes or respects them that much.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...'
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really enjoying this series where the excellent @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social revisit or simply visit classic children’s books (and sometimes get stuck in the door on the way out cos of hunny). It’s surprisingly addictive. You know. Like hunny. pod.link/1786648408
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Eleanor & Alasdair Read That
Listen to Eleanor & Alasdair Read That wherever you get your podcasts!
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... this is fascinating. You might even say, I found it illuminating! Haha bit of fun there
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Illuminated - Izabela in Peru - BBC Sounds
Polish field-recordist Izabela Dłużyk, born blind, guides us into the rainforest of Peru.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-23 Neil Lennon → Khvicha Kvaratskhelia Didn't finish · 2/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 Lives ■■□ 6dojl.co.uk
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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, look! It's a brand new species of cat, of which there is only one that we know of! Let's capture and isolate it! That's science!
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Something about autumn that makes me want to watch Wes Anderson movies. Weird that, innit.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listening to the Monday night club on 5live. Nedum Onuoha is far and away the best pundit around. Love to see it.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching g a bit more Jonathan Creek. Young Amanda holden is in this one, and it's a two-parter! Mad show for randoms popping up. Peak telly.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am watching Julia Sawalha era Jonathan Creek. Lovely stuff.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve written about the terrible return of the terrible MobLand
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MobLand season two review – why is Pierce Brosnan’s tedious crime drama so obsessed with testicle jokes?
This Guy-Ritchie-directed gangland drama is deathly dull. It’s a charm-free watch with awful characters and humour so genital-based that at one point Helen Mirren yells a penis joke at a sausage
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Alskicav @alskicav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BBC News - "The Smith's Johnny Marr's guitars sell for almost £4m at auction...100% of the hammer price of 31 lots... donated to two charities: The Guide Dogs for the Blind Association and The National Autistic Society" What a top fella. Achieving national treasure status (if he wasn't already)
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The Smith's Johnny Marr's guitars sell for almost £4m at auction
One instrument was used on the The Smiths' debut album and also appeared on the cover of Oasis's debut single.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me watching Chelsea for the last five seasons: who the fuck's this guy then? Today's edition: Chavarria
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How do you get one of those new Bolivian cats? Thinking of a novel approach to my enemies.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nobody's ever noticed this before, but at the league cup draw they said Everton haven't won a trophy for 31 years, but I remember that because it was in 1995 i.e not that long ago. But if you said in 1995 that england hadn't won the world cup since 1966, I'd just imagine olden times, where people
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh because he's spent his entire career trying to profit off the artistic clout of vulnerable minorities like Irish and urban Black musicians without any of the risk or politics, easy
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's a lot of, "I am a good guy, but come on, I'm trying to make a lot of money here," going on in this
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm rewatching the wire from the start. Completely forgot that McNulty tried to bootycall Kima. Both of their character arcs are such brilliant writing. What a show.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Occasionally, I'm reminded of my all time favourite piece of internet: this Reddit post from 12 years ago in which a guy claims he ruined dinner with his girlfriend's parents by refusing to admit he knew what a potato was.
TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.
Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.

My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.

I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.

When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.

Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"

They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?"

And she was like "A potato."

And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."

And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.

They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "fucked up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.

Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're fucking with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."

Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"

That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.Finally the father said I should "Get the fuck out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.

Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.

I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway.
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forton (2024) Oil and acrylic on canvas 70 x 140cm #painting #fortonservices #notAI #art #landscape
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really don't understand this s sweeney stuff. She's an adult and has agency and could have said no, but isn't she just a prop in an enormous advertising machine? Like, I don't think this was all her idea
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
open.spotify.com/episode/0llm... this is really good. It's also really sad and makes you mad. But that's just life now, eh?
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Before & After with Lester Holt · Episode
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so smug about the believability of them continuing to build Jurassic Parks now are we
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My photograph
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
My attempt to record an album of covers of 101 TV adverts before I *die* now struggles into the 40s – I blame parenting and more specifically my son for its slow progress
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11/09/2026
Since turning 43 this morning I must say this checks out
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In my distraction, have come to accept that Andy Murray is Britain's greatest ever sportsman (man). He's also very funny. Elite sportsperson × naturally funny person is very rare.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gout again. Honestly, gout is an absolute fucking nightmare. If a doctor told me my foot/ankle would feel this way forever, I'd tell them to just chop it off. It's OK though, they just give you some pills, these days.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here's something: Junior Spandau sounds more like Gary Spandau than Martin Spandau, but still looks more like Martin Spandau. That's what I think, anyway.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clear indicator of a system that can't function effectively. So many institutions need to get up to speed with the modern world and reform.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More grist to the mill for Sean Dyche
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I have will happily accept breezy reassurances about legality with no follow-up questions or even thought. Please make me prime minister."
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 01/09/2026
I should probably add that this features on our 20 Golden Greats EP dreamthemes.bandcamp.com/album/20-gol...
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20 Golden Greats, by Dream Themes
20 track album
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I say 'it me' and 'tag urself'. I look down on him." "I say 'picky bits' but not 'holibobs' or 'famalam'. I look up to him, but down on him." "Live, laugh, love. I know my place."
Cheese, Barker and Corbett in the class sketch.
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This nearly kills me every time I watch it
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Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... thank you bbc world service I love you
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The Documentary - Billion dollar babies - BBC Sounds
The murky world of the global trade in baby eels
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