Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 2hAh mate, you've got a beaut, there. Whippets are such loving and loyal dogs. I've heard they need wrapping up in winter as they get cold very quickly. Wonderful pets. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Really hope this is one of his metaphors and that the world represents the Lord's body, and that for some reason, America is a lung, and the nodule has become its president, and it's time to cut it out. These religious types make up all sorts of stuff, so you can't rule it out. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026America is on Russia's side. It can't be doubted anymore. They are our adversaries, not our allies, now. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite: I Don't Understand A WordALT: Napoleon Dynamite: I Don't Understand A Word 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You're being very kind in assuming there is any kind of logic behind what these ghouls do. They are just hateful people who will say anything to justify their hatred. 010
Reposted by AndyNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/10/2026Thinking back to the noise I made when this went in 🕊️ 515510
Reposted by AndyDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503554648
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For clarity, if you're grassing on our owners, that's fine with me. They are some of the most awful people alive, so fuck them. 031
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Baaahahahahahaha! They're not even trying to hide it! Ridiculous country. 030
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Woke bloody nonsense! He's not even English! His dad was a bloody refugee, expecting the red carpet to be rolled out for him as soon as he arrived! 👎 000
Reposted by AndyDavid Timoney @fromarsetoelbow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The term British originated in the concept of empire (initially with the subjection of Ireland). It survived both in the fiction of the British Commonwealth and the postwar "British Subject" (as distinct from the Citizen of the UK). It has long functioned as a way of avoiding ethnonationalism. 33511
Reposted by AndyPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's incoherent because it's a backfill. They haven't sat and worked this out from first principles. It's just: the conclusion I want to reach is "it's ok for me to be racist," so what chain of reasoning do I need to put in front of it to get there? 26612
Reposted by AndyIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This deserves an honourary knighthood 36804133
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish my bedroom was as good as a premier Inn one. Always a great sleep in them 011
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To make matters even worse, just turned on the telly to that fuxking yakult advert. What a week. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jim fucking White calling Czechia Cechnya all fucking morning. Now we move on to Simon Jordan's take on whether Britain is being colonised by immigrants. Fuck all the way off, talksport. 100
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And I realised what I'd just said, so I said, "sorry! No danger! No danger!" I meekly explained what I was doing and she seemed to understand. Alternatively, if I'd shouted "no danger" first, or, "don't worry, I'm not a danger," that would've been more scary for the woman. I don't know. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As I went downstairs I thought, "someone's coming up from the cellar, I better make my presence known, so as not to scare them," so I said in a clear voice, "warning, danger, danger!". And then me and a friendly looking young girl met on the bottom flight of stairs... 100
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm always alone going down the stairs, so naturally quiet, and sometimes someone who works in the bar will have gone down to the cellar to change a barrel, which is what happened last night. 100
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Here, right. I live in a flat in a big, edwardian, redbrick building. It's 3 flights of stairs to get out, 2 to pass the ground floor bar that shares the staircase to get to their cellar. You can't see who's coming up or down the stairs, each flight is its own space... 100
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seriously, when does this twat have a bath? He's always shagging Mrs This and Mrs That, and then he goes to bed with his wife with a crick in his neck. Then next morning he is up betime to go and do something by the docks from which he stands to make 50l, of which he is very pleased 020
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jesus I sound mental here. This is why I shouldn't keep writing, because I don't do it good 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's really sad. I think you you seem to have handled it well! Keep writing, though. You're good at it. 101
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Son of a former prime minister, who has basically become an oligarch, employs people that he subjects to robot reviews of their work, to make them sweat for their livelihoods? I mean, come on. This is evil shit. 080
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not to be melodramatic, but has anyone else noticed how dystopian the news is getting? With a fairly obvious through-thread? 130
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Store them until next summer, and on every humid day, put them all outside and point to them and say, "it's very muggy out there today,". Your wife will love it. 040
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've listened to a good few hundred episodes of In Our Time, and I can tell you this: if there's an American contributor, they'll be a complete douchebag and you can tell nobody else there likes or respects them that much. 000
Reposted by AndyMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...' 831664
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I made this call with Doom in the early 90s, and I've been a big scaredy-cat ever since. 000
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm just going to have to watch all of the shows from episode one to finish/present day, rank them myself, and only then will we have the correct list. Nobody else should try this because I'm right. 010
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well I've only gone and made a right tit of myself, haven't I 100
Reposted by AndyJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Really enjoying this series where the excellent @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social revisit or simply visit classic children’s books (and sometimes get stuck in the door on the way out cos of hunny). It’s surprisingly addictive. You know. Like hunny. pod.link/1786648408pod.linkEleanor & Alasdair Read ThatListen to Eleanor & Alasdair Read That wherever you get your podcasts! 25910
Andy @anandyanyone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"ENGAGE THE WENGER PROTOCOL. REPEAT. ENGAGE THE WENGER PROTOCOL. OVER." 000
