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Allegedly Joel

@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
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USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista.... bi, cat dad, he/him

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h
Analyzing The Voters is mostly a fool's errand, but I do think we have at least two equally significant problems: a third of us are irredeemable assholes and another third are credulous boobs. It brings me no pleasure to report this
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14h
you know that one piece of jar jar binks art? full hole and everything?that’s where we START with this thing. that’s BASELINE. we escalate from there until our demands are met
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 20h
Every video loads and works fine, except for everything the official NFL account posts. Goddamnit, I dont have cable, let me see them highlight plays!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump take chips
houstonpublicmedia.org
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants | Houston Public Media
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/10/2026
go ahead and put cannon on the court, she won’t vote any differently than alito but her appointment would a compelling argument for taking a wrecking ball to the institution
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All these polls for close Senate races say the same thing: voters think the Dem would do a better job, but they just wish they were a bit more racist.
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Martin Singh-Blom @singhblom.com · 03/10/2026
Yes, it's bizarre how little of the discussion is in terms of negligence. "Oh, your engineered ebola went rogue and escaped your lab? No worries, it's literally its own living thing, you have no responsibility" is a thing nobody would say yet for AI that's the whole discourse and it's not even alive
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump’s TIME interview should have been treated about like Biden’s debate performance. That it mostly wasn’t says a lot about the media’s ongoing normalization of Trump’s cognitive downward spiral.
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 02/10/2026
We really don’t do enough “pete hegseth is Captain Stillman” memes
John Laroqutte as the bumbling incompetent blowhard captain stillman in Stripes , playing with his toy soldiers
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bryn on the Streets; Bryn in the Sheets, too 🏳️‍⚧️ @brynstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like there's a dissertation waiting for a PoliSci or Sociology student about the time difference between "when a meme is the hot new viral thing" and "democrats use it in a campaign ad" They're gonna be doing 6-7 jokes in 2028, I stg.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a stance that puts him at odds with other notable NBA stars, Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to FanDuel, Polymarket or any other sports betting site. “Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it,” he said. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
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Would Victor Wembanyama ever endorse FanDuel or Polymarket? Don't bet on it
In a stance that puts him at odds with other NBA stars, the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to a sports betting site
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clocking in to work, I have 2 or 4 people I need to answer/text/call at some point today or tomorrow. I fuckin hate everything. Mental health is stupid
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Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hoosierhomer.bsky.social may be onto something here, evening Bluesky is far less infuriating and obnoxious than morning Bluesky.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s considering destroying the Oval Office, too. Just lovely.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like skipping past the Civil War and World War II are sorta big tells here? I wonder why he doesn't want to talk about the times the US military waged war against white supremacists. Probably a totally innocent explanation, right? Right?
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol ok, Mr Wright
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a duck army deployed into a field to eat bugs
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can smell this picture
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"But that all depends on how you interpret a centuries old document that has been translated and re-translated, and was couched in metaphoric language to begin with!" GEE I WONDER IF THE WRITERS ON THIS ONE IS COMMENTING ON SOMETHING FROM REAL LIFE
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is illegal and immoral and also just fucking gibberish
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Allegedly Joel @allegedlyjoel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy AI
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goddamn I'm so jealous my coworker got to drive this back
a fromt 3/4 view of a C7 Corvette Grand Sport in a lovely shade of bluea rear 3/4 view of a C7 Corvette Grand Sport in a lovely shade of blueInterior view of a C7 Corvette Grand SportView from the drivers seat of a C7 Corvette
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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coworker has to deliver a Chevy 3500HD today and it is too heavy and big for the single car hauler, so if the customer is okay with it, he's gonna drive it there and drive the trade in back. The trade in vehicle? a stickshift C7 Grand Sport. I have never been more jealous in my fucking life
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Map of 300 years worth of mining tunnels underneath Cornwall, UK. [Keith Russ / abandonedminemodels. com] Original post
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump had $400 million in his PAC and he STILL decided that he needed to steal taxpayer money to pay for campaign ads for the midterms.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Maine Democrats -- Here's your new commercial. You're welcome.
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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 27/09/2026
What an odd moment in United States history. A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government. Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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A Trump 2024 Campaign Ad Returns, Now Brought to You by the Government (Gift Article)
The ad, which ethics experts said could violate federal law, shows Mr. Trump vowing to “expel the warmongers” from the government and fight the “deep state,” even as he wages a war with Iran.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
this is what the bills look like in these dumb ass unis
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
exasperated Brian Daboll camera shots have to be like a drug for Giants fans
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
sometimes I think some of these people should take a minute before making public statements about how bad they are at sex
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