Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 2hNot only is the new and expensive dishwasher fucked up the new and expensive car we just bought has a flat. Oh the same tire that went flat with under 100miles on the odometer. The only thing you can buy in the U.S. that works like it’s supposed to and will last forever is a gun. 041
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 3hLeaf blower hate was another thing I didn’t quite understand until I moved to the Boston suburbs. Even when I worked nights it wasn’t that big of a deal but then I moved to the land of constant lawn service and now I am sick and tired of hearing them. 240
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 3hLocal MAGA guy whose house is between mine and the gym has a skeleton in a blond wig dangling from a stripper pole while surrounded by presumably male skeletons showering her with dollar bills as his Halloween decorations. 100
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 3hWelp… Doesn’t look like I’m getting to the gym today because something’s busted in the new and expensive dishwasher 250
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 18hWhy does the secretary of defense dress like I did when I was a rookie detective assigned to assist with a SWAT search warrant? 280
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 18hBlocked so many sociopaths in the reposts my block button started giving me an error message. 1101
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 21hOnce again it’s a half day at the kids school. On a Wednesday. Two days before they have a three day weekend. I do not know why our school board is actively hostile towards working parents and I don’t understand how a family working shift work makes this schedule work for them. 180
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Okay. I’ve got a story telling story. The beats are there. Two ghost stories about working night shift as a Sherrif’s Deputy. Now I gotta read it out loud and punch it up until it flows. 190
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Aright. Who’s in? It’s cheaper than an F250 8240
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cool. Potential hurricane in the Gulf. I’m sure everyone on this app will be super cool and chill and not at all an asshole as I wait to see if my mom and mother in law and best friends get wiped off the face of the earth. 490
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do academics know how to chill the fuck out and talk about anything normal? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No. 180
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kids in the living room FaceTiming with a school friend and I’m in the kitchen singing along to “El Cerrito Place” as loudly as possible because what are dads for? 090
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I struggle with interruptions. If I’m writing and it’s going good just getting up to go to the restroom can shut everything down. I couldn’t imagine trying to write with the threat of someone walking in or calling on the phone hanging over my head. 2131
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is a trap. The only truly good tacos in Massachusetts are mine and not all of yall are invited. 090
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have now stayed outside long enough it’s time to go outside and wait for the school bus. I should’ve been working on my story telling piece but this is okay. Equally valid use of my time. 040
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is two thirty on a glorious fall afternoon. Kids are getting off the school bus. Folks are out walking. So of course some Harley riding dipshit is tear assing around with pipes so loud I can hear them from a mile away. 130
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Should’ve gone to the library. This is book weather and I don’t have a new book. 160
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look at this regal dummy sniffing the breeze like he smell the secret of life. 0100
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If nothing else it is a glorious fall day today and the kid at the grocery store checkout had a personality 0100
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s impressive that with journalism crashing a glossy magazine has the time and money to print rage bait targeted specifically at me. 130
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s impressive that with journalism crashing a glossy magazine has the time and money to print rage bait targeted specifically at me. 2131
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Was in line at Kohls behind two Masshole Memaw’s. Lady in front of them turns around and says “self checkout is open” Masshole Memaws angrily mutter “I don’t want to use that machine” then go back to their conversation. Never once look behind them. Never see me standing there. 120
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So New Hampshire’s population is 2% African American yet their only death row inmate is a black man? 150
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well that’s overlong shit but it’s a start for my October story telling piece. 100
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The absolute worst part about this bullshit is I can’t find the words to write about it in a compelling way. That and it’s my real world everyday so it doesn’t go away when I log off. 170
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Lower class white hick culture” huh? That’s a thing we say out loud and in public to cheers now? 3110
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sean Ryan whining that MAGA people have his number and “can reach me” and saying he’ll never vote again is a good thing. Also real tough guy shit their hooyah. Fucking Navy SEALs man. Worthless for anything but war crimes and Instagram posts. 291
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Two. The answer is two. One usual suspect and a new luxury SUV I haven’t seen before. And even if it were legal to park there they’re too far from the curb. Guess the politics of the usual suspect. 250
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sean Ryan, allegedly a Navy SEAL, is confused and disgusted that Erica Kirk went to work a few days after Charlie’s funeral and bro…for fucking real!? Do they give SEAL teams compassion leave when they lose someone? because my Sheriff’s Department didn’t. There’s shifts to cover. 250
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Listening to a podcast covering Candace Owens conspiracy theories about Charlie Kirk and one thing that’s obvious is that crew never thought they’d take casualties. All their talk about violent antifascists but they clearly didn’t believe it would happen to them. 020
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Y’all wanna place bets on whether there’s a car illegally parked outside the gym? 150
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s also weird how these little old ladies diligently wipe down the machine handles but not the pads where they’ve left a pool of sweat. 020
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We almost made it before hitting a gym machine traffic jam but I’ve run out of alternate exercises and these boomers are working slower than a turtle fucks. 040
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have never used a dating app. I will never use a dating app. But if I did I think “Knows all the words to the Georgia Sayellites ‘Keep Your Hands to Yourself’ by memory” would go in my bio just to see if it works. 040
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Man Treaty Oak Revival would’ve hit like a fucking nuclear bomb when I was 22. I’d have thrown shit during “Boomtown” 000
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gary Allan’s cover of “Runaway” also hits. Smoke Rings in the Dark was the first album I ever ordered online. Had to borrow a credit card and an Internet connection because it was the only way to get the album in Hawaii. 020
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think I like Incel music. “Oklahoma Smokeshow” is the only Zach Bryan song I truly like. “Mainstreet” is a top five Bob Seger track. “Jessie’s Girl” is an 80s banger. 100
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So far Graham Parson, Merle Haggard, and The Flying Burrito Brothers are the vibe. Guess I’m feeling very California today. 230
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didn’t appreciate Merle Haggard when I was younger. I liked a few songs but otherwise I was kinda meh…but “Misery and Gin” hits hard in middle age. 170
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I used to think Jewel’s “Foolish Game” was deep but now? Eh…. Taking your coat off and running the rain just seems dumb. Damn sure not a personality. 030
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m not saying Cajun music makes everything better but Horace Trahan came on and the sun came out. 060
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna go ahead and start with the leg machines because there are A LOT of blue hairs in the gym this morning and a machines gonna be hard to come by once the old crones really get going. 170
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No I’m not writing anything tonight. Why do you ask? 020
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Motherfuckers on this website be like “carrying a pocket knife is fascist” and LOL I am not built for this world. I need to take my ass back down to Louisiana and buy some overalls and sit on a porch chewing tobacco and complaining about the weather I can’t take this shit anymore. 17481
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you can geo-locate the picture in the background I have it on good authority that the speckled sea trout are in shallow and biting. 030
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026World War 2 has been done to death we need movies about Korea. 1161
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Took me half a day of that NY Times article floating around before I stumbled on “Towns like this [Springfield Ohio] need to die” because the people there “will smile in your face and stab you in the back.” 171
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sometimes I have the urge to really fuck with my spouse on social media but I can’t because all these nerds think they’re social media is “professional” or some shit. 170
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Listening to a podcast about Candace Owens conspiracy theories a round the Charlie Kirk assassination that relies heavily on an interview she did for the Shawn Ryan show and Jesus Fucking Christ Shawn Ryan is a piece of shit. 130
Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Half my family and most of my friends are/were MAGA. I’ve had these conversations since 2015 and they’ve only gotten worse and I’m fucking exhausted. So now I’m estranged. If I couldn’t get anywhere with my loved ones at Christmas dinner what the fuck do you expect out of my plumber over lunch? 1235