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Andrew Kowal

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey people sorry if some of you breeze past this part but it’s Friday. We do AI discourse on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is for stuff that rocks and is actually fun. It’s in the TOS & the packet you got at orientation. get it together please
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Mayfair Theatre @mayfairtheatre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Because many people have asked, yes we are happy to share that the short student documentary about the Mayfair can be watched online! Click over to watch The Time Capsule Theatre at 53:16 on the program. And, be sure to check out the other movies too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmhU...
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Algonquin College Student Films 2026
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Thompson Triplets
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The creepy feeling after finding this in my feed while doomscrolling in my parked car bsky.app/profile/apne...
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AdriOfTheDead @adrimakesart.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
it’s no contest
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Spruce up your cage, you poor piece of shit
WSJ headline that reads: "the small ways you can make your economy class seat a little less miserable"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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Jim Ryan @jim-ryan.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
We should call this Small D- day.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/05/2025
And actually, let’s name the editors who prioritize Musk’s feelings over the harms done to the vulnerable. It’s good to identify them and explain their choices in public.
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Opinion | Our Sympathy Hangover
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
“The thing about tennis is, no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They’re relentless.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2025
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...
Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 10/05/2025
they're going to put indulgences on the blockchain
Vatican News

Pope Leo XIV to Cardinals: Church must respond to digital revolution
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Reading such a heart-breaking article and all I can think of is: ‘This needs an Oxford comma.’
Photo of a brick building in the Southwestern US with the caption: “The unusual circumstances of their deaths have rocked Hollywood, the cultural hub of Santa Fe and film lovers across the globe.”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Opinion | DeepSeek Serves as a Warning About Big Tech (Gift Article)
The arrival of DeepSeek shows us the competitive weaknesses of America’s tech giants.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
fuck yes. Borges those motherfuckers
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Developer Creates Infinite Maze That Traps AI Training Bots
"Nepenthes generates random links that always point back to itself - the crawler downloads those new links. Nepenthes happily just returns more and more lists of links pointing back to itself."
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I did an in-depth interview with The Weekly Anthropocene about how to stay out of a pit of despair when all of your feeds fill with bullshit and dogshit and other types of metaphorical shit: sammatey.substack.com/p/the-weekly...
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
“The Shining” carpeting in the header image is 🧑‍🍳😙🤌 www.nytimes.com/2025/01/11/b...
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Should You Consult H.R. About a Conflict With Your Manager?
Don’t count on human resources to take your side in a workplace issue, especially if it involves a conflict with your boss.
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ionomycin @ionomycin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
the new normal
illustration of a person sitting in a dreary office space, looking tiredly outside at a monster-filled city as smoke goes up from its ruins
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 15/11/2024
i buy all my nuts from aldi’s just for the joke potential
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
tbf, even if no one ever subscribed again, Jeff Bezos could create an endowment to pay salaries and pensions to every journalist who works for The Washington Post until the Earth is swallowed up by the Sun rather than punish the ones who work there now for the consequences of a decision he made.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
This is the campaign message
Iron Sheik: GOD BLESS YOU AMERICA. ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE IN THIS COUNTRY AND I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR ALL OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS ON THIS AND EVERY DAY. EXCEPT YOU HULK HOGAN YOU ARE FOREVER
A JABRONI.
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
youtu.be/sAh4Vb1ghCo?...
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Jorge Ben – Ponta de Lança Africano (Umbabarauma) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Luaka Bop
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Just under the 10% wire!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
me: *typing in my symptoms* webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
If you gaze into the abyss long enough, someone will put advertising in it.
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
It always saddened me that Christopher Hitchens didn’t live long enough to comment on Kissinger’s death. Similarly I wish Norm McDonald lived long enough to do an OJ Simpson “eulogy” on Weekend Update.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
There's a lovely quote from Kurt Vonnegut that captures this idea, the essence of being an amateur:
Short essay by Kurt Vonnegut about being an amateur.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
I never understood survivorship bias and I turned out okay.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
if the hot ones guy and nardwuar ever touch it will cause a singularity of thoroughly researched interview energy and cause a black hole killing us all
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 19/01/2024
This 2000 interview with Paula Borsook (Cyberselfish) perfectly sums up/predicts everything that's happened with Silicon Valley in the past quarter century. www.salon.com/2000/05/04/b...
Though I should say this book was written over several years, and the culture has changed a bit over that time. One of the very recent changes has been that the übergeek libertarian culture I wrote about has been mated with MBA culture, which brings its own prejudices and religious beliefs to the party.

That's an interesting melding: the masters-of-the-universe MBA culture colliding with awkward geek, "I don't have the world's best social skills" culture. But they love each other's rhetoric and ideology and there's a strange sort of symbiosis going on. Geeks and MBAs intrigue each other for complementary reasons: MBAs like being associated with the geek shibboleths of inventiveness and revolution; Geeks are attracted to the MBAs' promise of making things real through the glamour of money. And both of them like money because it's something that can be counted.So now, when we talk about high-tech culture, a lot of what we're talking about is really business-speculation culture, and a transplanted Midtown Manhattan advertising culture, or Wall Street financial culture. So, though we may use the words "high tech" these days to refer to this group, they're not all the same kind of person -- but they are finding lots of common ground.

Absolutely. I noticed that at some point in the mid-'90s, we got major culture-creep, when programmers and systems administrators all became covert stock traders on the Web.

Yes. It's horrifying. [laughs] Because -- and I'm not anti-technology or anti-geek -- what is really best about these people is what I call their "curious child" quality -- scientists have it -- that kind of noodling around with code, and zoning out for 36 hours at a time working on something. That's where the really good creative work can happen. But if you have one corner of your monitor that's constantly watching the stock market, or you'r
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Andrew Kowal @akowal.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Everything old is new again www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrlU...
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Jon Stewart Learns What Happens When You Criticize Israel
"Many have accused Jon Stewart of being pro-Hamas for expressing sympathy for the residents of Gaza, where more than 500 people have been killed -- including...
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Jessica Roy @jessicaroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I’m currently an hour and 15 minutes into an NYT Cooking “30-minute pantry meal” recipe and I’ve lost both the will to cook and to live
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
no one has "too much free time," if you see someone making something creative it isn't because they failed to watch television
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