Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑VoteHub @votehub.com · 9hOn Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh." 373223465
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8hi'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV 22849144
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10hjesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent 400148532330
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, I didn’t need a grilled cheese recipe, sorry for any confusion, I called to tell her about the bird who likes tomato soup 2891
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they are WHAT 311061136
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him 485143721
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this 371696129
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often. 50232796
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/10/2026attempting this and dying somehow 1541317
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026friendly annual October reminder for journalists: if you're pulling quotes for an article from social media please do remember to double check the speaker's name 30873130
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy" 4667261645
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man 412481259
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I try to rap 121226109
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem 1123927
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women 552660256
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120453124
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵 161764317
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472342244
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875471457
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190525437
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/09/2026Do I want to see basically a full season of Jameis at quarterback? YES Do I want to see it for the team I like? NO 1868426
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026now that’s how you burn a source 540243
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the most Single White Female picture I've ever seen. Trump is gonna show up with an almost racist shade of tanner tomorrow wearing a blue tie 2093095
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia 502328267
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2410218595340
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026Stoned and in bed trying to sleep but when I close my eyes I see an imaginary 80s glam rock band singing a song called “TEENAGE WOMAN” 2869731
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars 251299167
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Travis is me when I talk with my friends who actually know movies 36115189
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15710318785
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly! 391023147
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery." 3045624949
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️ 952621351
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem 452654248
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“This is going to ruin the tour” 3066157
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seeing Ed Sheeran's own band quitting on him is, I have to say, really doing it for me. Restoring one shred of hope for humanity. 794368603
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026on top of everything else turns out ed sheeran is also not irish??? 2339513
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's just a shame there aren't more opening acts to quit the tour, I was enjoying that 755761
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd 362776457
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129832235
Reposted by you’re a lamb 🐑alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement 1860831359