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VoteHub @votehub.com · 9h
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10h
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, I didn’t need a grilled cheese recipe, sorry for any confusion, I called to tell her about the bird who likes tomato soup
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@AdvanceBase

My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/10/2026
attempting this and dying somehow
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
friendly annual October reminder for journalists: if you're pulling quotes for an article from social media please do remember to double check the speaker's name
Quote from The Hill article in 2019: "“There is no reason Democrats should be making any deals with Mitch McConnell to make it easier to confirm more radical conservatives to the courts. Especially not after Kavanaugh,” tweeted Leah Ghostberg, the co-executive director of the advocacy group Indivisible.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/09/2026
Do I want to see basically a full season of Jameis at quarterback? YES Do I want to see it for the team I like? NO
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
now that’s how you burn a source
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the most Single White Female picture I've ever seen. Trump is gonna show up with an almost racist shade of tanner tomorrow wearing a blue tie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
Stoned and in bed trying to sleep but when I close my eyes I see an imaginary 80s glam rock band singing a song called “TEENAGE WOMAN”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Travis is me when I talk with my friends who actually know movies
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@dril

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass. You are just mad at me some reason
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what you’re missing is that guys are a structural problem
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“This is going to ruin the tour”
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seeing Ed Sheeran's own band quitting on him is, I have to say, really doing it for me. Restoring one shred of hope for humanity.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
on top of everything else turns out ed sheeran is also not irish???
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's just a shame there aren't more opening acts to quit the tour, I was enjoying that
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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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