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this has gotta be the least contested two-point conversion i've ever seen in my life

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.

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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes

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schnufflerowner.bsky.social @schnufflerowner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This looks like Talarico was part of the hottest boy band group in the 2000s and they made a movie trying to cash in ten years after their last album. (Very Laudatory)

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JS @jsplaceholder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026

On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026

jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh, I didn’t need a grilled cheese recipe, sorry for any confusion, I called to tell her about the bird who likes tomato soup

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

they are WHAT

“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

early reviews are in

youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/10/2026

attempting this and dying somehow

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

friendly annual October reminder for journalists: if you're pulling quotes for an article from social media please do remember to double check the speaker's name

Quote from The Hill article in 2019: "“There is no reason Democrats should be making any deals with Mitch McConnell to make it easier to confirm more radical conservatives to the courts. Especially not after Kavanaugh,” tweeted Leah Ghostberg, the co-executive director of the advocacy group Indivisible.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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you’re a lamb 🐑 @afredorap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maple Warlock Imperial Pumpkin Stout

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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When I try to rap

Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026

When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/09/2026

Do I want to see basically a full season of Jameis at quarterback? YES Do I want to see it for the team I like? NO

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

now that’s how you burn a source

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the most Single White Female picture I've ever seen. Trump is gonna show up with an almost racist shade of tanner tomorrow wearing a blue tie

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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026

when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia

image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026

Stoned and in bed trying to sleep but when I close my eyes I see an imaginary 80s glam rock band singing a song called “TEENAGE WOMAN”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Travis is me when I talk with my friends who actually know movies

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."

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