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dan mcdermott

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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RenoBee @renobee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Love is real and it's two strangers in an MMO jumping up and down.
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
decided to be earnest and treat the “albums that made me” literally: whatever music i’ve ever made was shaped by these records, they’re in my bones
my9albums.com list: “super ae” by boredoms, “tragic epilogue” by antipop consortium, “they” by king missile, “geogaddi” by boards of canada, “is this desire?” by pj harvey, “muted” by alias, “broken love letter” by k-the-i???, “downward spiral” by nin, “haus de snaus” by blectum from blechdom
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I wish it told people when you muted them
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Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Don’t put anyone on a pedestal or assume anyone is not problematic” is the healthy public-facing value I hold but “if bad things came out about certain people I’d need to be put on suicide watch” is the reality of the situation.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When reactionaries advance some bullshit, the FIRST thing to do is identify the framing and reject it They're selling this as "trans rights vs. women's sports" when they hate both those things and want to ruin them both Accept the frame and you've lost Reject the frame and call bullshit
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 10/09/2026
Sometimes if I need a moment of zen I look at the staged photos of the Taskmaster house from its Rightmove listing
A spare living room featuring two blue sofas and a wooden table and chairs. If you squint you can just about comprehend that this is the Taskmaster house living room (or “the scary room” per Joanna) minus all the signature decor, seen from the door to the hallway. A very normal looking kitchen with a washing machine you’d never think someone had tried to wash a birthday cake in. A sparsely furnished bedroom with a wooden fence visible out the back window. You would NEVER guess this was the lab if you hadn’t looked at the house floor plan.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
glad to have Mike Tomlin back, a man who has never been photographed without learning the exact date and time of his own death moments before
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gonna Kustomer with my banker to buy more Diem to spend in the metaverse
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not to be too on brand but I loved Armand Hammer’s Tiny Desk concert!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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McGarvin @patspov.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kirk Herbstreit working overtime to try and sell us on a Deshaun Watson redemption arc. Eat shit.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Chaos @shed.gay · 22/08/2026
This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
peewee being told from off camera not to stand between them while getting way into the shot and obviously staring at them or the camera and mouthing dialog along with them was sublime
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Final Destination truly rewired the brains of an entire generation
A fucking giant truck trailer covered in propane tanks piled 4 high
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
Please stop saying “lockdowns.” There were never true lockdowns in the US, and it fuels far right narratives to repeat this inaccurate statement. You can say closures, you can say restrictions, or better, you can say public health measures which saved many lives.
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
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Clipping @clppng.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wonder if this Neuromancer show needs any rap songs
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
twenty years ago, i was a guy who watched literally any movie based on a comic book, from the weird obscure ones to the biggest and stupidest ones, and i loved them all so it feels really bizarre to see a trailer like this and not particularly care. like maybe i’ll stream it at some point next year
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When people say "innocent until proven guilty," I hope they know that the vast vast vast majority of rapists and abusers are never "proven guilty." The status quo is that there is no due process for victims. If you require a conviction to believe victims, you're siding with perpetrators.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The use of the word “eliminate” in this context should really freak out more than just those of us he’s seeking to remove, to be honest. This should be a red flag so big that it’s visible from space.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DICK TRACY SEGA 1991 SEGA GENESIS
Dick Tracy aiming for his namesake with his fist
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
YouTube freak: Feminism has lied to modern women and convinced them they can survive outside the authority of a strong male presence Some guy that looks like a kid in a Puffs Facial Tissue commercial: you’ve done it again, zach
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Doing this in front of Wu Tang Clan is disrespectful
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
announcing DOOMED! my new album with Kenny Segal the first single, Unfinished Concrete Initials feat Hemlock Ernst is out now preorders for vinyl, casette and CD are live out 8/14 via @backwoodzstudioz.bsky.social openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/album/doomed
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I went to this bar in Copenhagen and they said you're a regular?
A vibrant sign for a board game called Bastard Cafe.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 06/06/2026
Fascinating gendered experience in a hobby model shop, where the man enthusiastically told my Spouse (and *only* my Spouse) all about an upcoming model group meet-up. For men. Just a bunch of men hanging out. We later theorised that each figurine-painting session ended with communal showers.
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
photo of three cats together on a sofa
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 31/05/2026
Opening credits to GI Joe the Movie
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
one joke my friends really do not like is when i pronounce Banger as if it’s a french word, with a soft G. but i figure if i just keep inflicting the joke on them they’ll get on board. long as i never give them the option not to
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
when i was a kid my mom got mad because in ninja turtles the kids had cigarettes and in roger rabbit the kids had cigarettes and she told me to stop watching "cigarette movies"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
well done william
On Instagram, the account "Prince and Princess of Wales" posts a picture. It shows Prince William in a gray Glen check sport coat, light blue shirt, and bright blue hard hat. He's supposedly hammering a nail into the wall.  A close up of the photo shows he's not holding the nail, only pretending to.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tech bros believe they are übermenschen who will shortly rule supreme as immortal CEO-kings over a world of silicon and iron What they are actually doing is destroying their bodies with weird drugs and their brains with AI dependency. I think that's beautiful. Nature heals itself
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
for some reason a tornado watch stresses me out so much more when it isn’t at all windy or raining outside.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is it right here. This vote tells you all you need to know. Centrists are Republicans and the DNC is all about the centrists. We ain't getting Woke 2 until everyone who voted yes on this is thrown out of office and starting their new podcast. Simple as
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
db cooper, someone who did something about the experience the QT'd poster can only complain about
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
my first job was lugging newspapers from where they came off the printers to where they got loaded onto the trucks. There used to be a conveyor belt to do it, but it broke, and instead of fixing it they just hired teenagers to push carts back and forth from like 9pm-3am, lol. $9.50/hr in 1999-2000
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dan mcdermott @adhesiveslipper.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
the 49ers’ draft board:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My posting is explained by the fact that I drank from every one of these things, two of them were used so often that the paint had come off completely. Anyway I tjinkdfjrjridiwwwbddnnd the ketchup for the retest off of
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Frame #118 from E81 Goos Pies
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨 my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member. this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL. if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help
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its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it's so funny to complain about the Pope being "weak on crime". he is the ostensible mouthpiece of a God whose whole thing is forgiving sins. it's technically his job to be weak on crime.
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