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Adam Kessler

@adamkessler.bsky.social
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COYS, DC sports, the Deacs, #dadlife, Buffalo, etc.

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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peer-reviewed and published in JAMA. Ask the “do your own research” people you may know if they’ve researched this 👇
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎩🎩🎩
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩 DEACS!!!!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is like watching people so amazed by Waymos and it's some guy with a remote control in India. People who think AI is alive. A nation of suckers and rubes. Everyone is Dwight now
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here’s my post-Villa press conference #COYS
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Jim Mora Saints rant (better quality)
YouTube video by Todd Williams
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Clippers trying to keep Pablo Torre from releasing another podcast
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Haha ok I’m not trying to be alarmist buuuuut this is the kind of story you’d see in the montage that plays right before the robots take over the world 🤖
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of Bergvall or Van Hecke are going to have to dye their hair…I’m getting confused watching them
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pretty stoked that my wife and I are taking our oldest (3 yrs) to his first movie theatre movie today. I don’t think he’ll understand ALL of The Odyssey, but I think it’s important to expose him to the classics
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
TRMT is the new DESK #COYS
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gonna blow my kids’ minds when I tell them in high school we would go to the 7-11, dudes with fakes would buy beer, then we’d caravan to the house of a kid whose parents were out of town to have a rager
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s rare that I’m in the presence of a Real Gamer, but this is one of those times: I’m in the waiting room of the car shop while my car gets serviced. They called another dude’s name who was playing his Switch with headphones and controllers detached, and told the guy to wait a min bc the game!!
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Jen Keane @zenbuffy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm loathe to share this man, but this one is personal. My masters thesis was on the MMR controversy, so believe me when I say that this path of separation of the MMR will result in nothing but increased sales of too-small coffins, and children with life-altering medical conditions.
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I kept the soda bottle from my son’s vaccination visit to reuse for special occasions
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Genuine question: who is the audience for this?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Big news for Colin Kaepernick.
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Feel like I’ve leveled-up my Dad-ing recently, as I’ve eclipsed 25% of my day being spent closing doors to keep cold air in, and closing lids (like for my infant son’s butt wipes) to keep them from getting ruined. Never thought this day would come for me, but here we are!
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breaking news: we pay taxes for things we don’t use! I wish more of those things were efforts to help people who need it, and not funding wars nobody asked for. NYC taxpayers will benefit by their community improving and their neighbors in need getting fresh produce and slightly lower prices
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hope you didn’t Mar-mush it!
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is me watching Spurs over the course of a season
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hello @tottenhamhotspur.com where is my Sydney Cup trophy pic?
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/07/2026
They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads
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Dear millennials
You don't have to add "lol" or "haha" to every text you send.
You're safe now
Community note
Written by a Threads user
Yes we do lol
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Am I crazy for saying Fritos? I might be a weirdo, but I think they’re elite even without dip, and they’re EASILY the best dipping chip
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is the oppressive smog coming from the Canadian wildfires killing my hanging plants? Or is that just me?
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
guy in the OpenAI meeting:
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Kevin Malone: Why Waste Time Say Lot Word
ALT: Kevin Malone: Why Waste Time Say Lot Word
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
S-tier Bluesky burn right here
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock
Tweet by joshchavis65: overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now”
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Richarlison would have buried that smh
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
😍😍😍
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/06/2026
exactly the right response
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Post-cringe? More like MOST-cringe, amirite?
NYT article titled “Is LinkedIn Entering Its Post-Cringe Era?”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.
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Adam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
First observation after tuning in to the USMNT game: my beloved Poch is rapidly morphing into present-day Russell Crowe?! #analysis #USMNT #USASEN
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