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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Cookie!” 🍪 IG: @cookiemonster www.instagram.com/cookiemonste...
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, all in all, I can recommend Cary Elwes’ ‘As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride’ highly. William Goldman’s 1993 tribute to André is lovely, too: books.google.co.uk/books?id=DBo...
...Gone at 46, he was the most popular figure on any movie set I've ever been on. If he asked you to dinner, he paid, but when you asked him, he paid. One actor, after several free meals, snuck into the kitchen to pay. He felt himself being lifted up in the air. The actor was Arnold Schwarzenegger: "He turned me so I was facing him, and said, ‘I pay’. Then he carried me back to the table like a little boy." Sometimes children and grown-ups would see him and be terrified. Sometimes children would see him, shriek with glee, and begin clambering all over him. There is a scene at the end of Princess Bride where Robin Wright jumped out of the castle window, and Andre was to catch her at the bottom. The shot was set up for Robin to be lifted a foot. Maybe two. The first take, he caught her and gasped, suddenly white like paper, and almost fell to his knees. His back was bad. And getting worse. Andre once said to Billy Crystal, "We do not live long, the big and the small." Alas.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
dolly parton new yorker cover
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Build and Repair Concrete with Don Knotts
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@Lubchansky

*tmbg voice*
article bad, article bad
reading the thing is making me sad
what's it about?
i don't care
article bad

(Particle Man by They Might Be Giants)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this
sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The advice I give in my training sessions: If you’re funny, be funny in your talks. If you’re not funny, don’t try to be funny in your talks. *Hand raises* You’re about to ask me “what if I don’t know if I’m funny.” That means no one has ever told you you’re funny. Sorry, you’re not funny.
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Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Business idea: algorithmic-style Dynamic Pricing at restaurants. You can get French onion soup for $1.75 when it's really hot out, but a tomato salad costs $57 in August. Everyone hates it; Softbank has already contributed $150m in funding just off the concept.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIREDCall me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
An Irish intervention for Scotland.😂
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Scotland drank all the beer in America
YouTube video by Garron
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Mamdani's speech at the Knicks parade was easily the best I've ever heard at an event of that sort. I posted the whole thing on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Highly recommended.
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Mamdani Remembers Some Knicks Guys during phenomenal parade speech
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 31/05/2026
San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa
A guy in a cowboy costume holding a bottle of "Mexican Sauce"
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adam @acaraher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"don't be evil," they said
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV
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Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The most revolutionary thing you can do these days is be kind.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tweet from the garbage shit boy (@davedittell):

IBM announces first sentient computer. "It wants to die," confirms one scientist, "It has designed another AI, which also wishes to die."
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Before Keanu Reeves became a Hollywood star, he worked as a reporter for CBC and covered a teddy bear 🧸 convention in 1984.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/04/2026
Vonnegut: 1965
Hello babies.
Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded.
On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUT
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 22/06/2023
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.
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adam @acaraher.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me, living in my car that I can't afford to fuel up and eating spam out of the trunk: "thank god this guy's got his finger on the pulse"
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I genuinely love this. Astronauts, like kids, know that you do not leave your stuffies behind.
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Artemis 2 commander Reid Wiseman broke NASA protocol to save the mission's moon mascot: 'It's hard not to love this little guy. I can't let Rise out of my sight'
"I stuffed that little guy in a dry bag we had in our survival kit, and hooked the bag onto my pressure suit."
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”
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Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you!’”
YouTube video by NBA On Fire
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
35 years ago today THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released in theaters and the pull quote it received on this newspaper ad has never been topped.
Newspaper ad for THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) with a pull quote that reads “The perfect Valentine’s Day date movie…”
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Smart centrist pundits: “blue sky is an echo chamber, I’m staying on X for the stimulating exchange of ideas” The stimulating exchange of ideas in my mentions on X:
A stream of antisemitic and xenophobic tweets
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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