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Miss Grand USA 2026, Victoria Oluwakotanmi, slays in this gorgeous pink dress but ... wait for it ...

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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Early-autumn veggible soup, apple 'n' blackberry crumble, with cranberry tart an' strawberry cordial to follow. How'll that suit ye?

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Pen and watercolor

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!

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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 10/10/2026

The Mister Rogers' Neighborhood YouTube channel has posted an endearing "Halloween Comfort" playlist with episodes featuring The Wizard Of Oz's Margaret Hamilton and a segment directed by zombie maestro George A. Romero. tinyurl.com/shvpcsa8

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Legit thought that was Mr and Mrs Dua Lipa for a moment.

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Way back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this.

Tweet from @michaelkellyk: My brother @feenish told an american visitor that the 4 provinces of Ireland were Ulster, Munster, Funster, and Gunster.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Biphobic Big Chungus can still happen if people want it bad enough

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Should I stop saying ack! at adorable things online in a snoopy way because it's apparently a 4chan hatespeech against trans people in an obscure and stupid way? Take me back to when everything wasn't an obtuse online slur please.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They're just jealous because they can't use cutlery, so beans on toast and a runny poached egg is beyond their capabilities.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And you, my dear idiot, can fuck right off into the muted bin.

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Josh Luke Davis 🏳️‍🌈 @joshlukedavis.com · 05/10/2026

they did give us some fun snacks though lol

A cake pop in the shape of a sperm whale with it's mouth open.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 17/08/2026

What the fuck, man, I had like 256 plums in that icebox. Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Absolutely beautiful and anyone who's taking the piss out of him is dead inside.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

www.oglaf.com/damselfly/

Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's just yet another Christmas Carol, but this time starring an alcoholic wife beater. Also, if only there was another term to describe a grumpy old man who bah humbugs at the idea of Christmas, I guess Grinch will have to do. I hate this timeline, it's so stupid.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

im ngl "landlord" is a word that reeks of subtle Anti-Americanism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Any time I feel sad or disillusioned about human nature, or men in particular, I just go to r/bald and everything is wonderful again. It's like foster dogs getting their spark back.

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(The point here isn't that David Bautista isn't a gifted thespian, it's that WWE is theatre)

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A list of things to do today: Wake Up Eat Breakfast Get dressed Go to Frog’s house Take walk with Frog Eat lunch Take nap Play game with Frog Eat supper Go to sleep

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/09/2026

*bolts awake* it's Morbin time

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here is the trailer for NAZA, the film Benjamin Netanyahu really, really doesn’t want you to see, which will be released for free worldwide in November after a short theatrical self distributed run.

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 27/09/2026

Pervert talisman

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we’re watching the first Austin Powers, a movie that, next year, will be as far back from the present day as the thing it’s parodying was to the movie

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.

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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Over 900 wheelchairs, intended for wounded children in Gaza, have been held in Jordan since 2025 due to Israel blocking the shipment:

newarab.com

Israel blocks 900 wheelchairs for Gaza’s child amputees

Over 900 wheelchairs, intended for wounded children in Gaza, have been held in Jordan since 2025 due to Israel blocking the shipment.

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Kitty @kittyfisher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dancing crabs, some time in the 1830s 🦀

Coloured lithograph of two dark green crabs (I have no idea what species they’re meant to be if any - C maenas I guess?) dancing a horn pipe or jig together, stood on their swimming legs on a bed of sand and shells. By Henry Monnier from Le Caricature magazine, probably 1831

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Matt Peters @mrmightyink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disney: we can’t think of ANY way to make The Muppets work. Meanwhile, Marvel:

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"deepen the emotional connection to the film" Huh. Techbros not helping their reputation as emotionally stunted manbabies here. Some of the most meaningful experiences I've had with film were via ropey VHS recorded from TV and watched on a tiny CRT with shitty speakers. Skill issue.

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can tell it's autumn because the boomer men are wearing fleece jackets with their cargo shorts.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

This is niche but I was just listening to an episode of Mom Can’t Cook where a listener wrote in about seeing someone who looked like Rian Johnson in an old Disney Channel commercial and he asked Rian Johnson about it and this is the exact level of delightful nerd shit this website should be about

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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

SALIERI (v/o): And, there he was. Mozart. This impudent, obscene boy. EMPEROR: Herr Mozart. Might you amuse us with one of your little tunes? MOZART: Of course! How's about... Mozart sits at the harpsichord. Starts playing Chopsticks CLOSE ON Salieri, weeping SALIERI (v/o): Such exquisite beauty

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The girl, like the house, is beautiful as a beetle.

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃 @abeillebeau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Was followed from the supermarket by a man flashing his lights at me, so I pulled over thinking oh shit, something's popped or fallen off the car.

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