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Chris

@2dale2gribble.bsky.social
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I like jiu jitsu and gas station food. Go birds. I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.

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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 31m
Lane Johnson. What a legend. Shut down the opponents best pass rusher every week like clockwork. All time Bird
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19h
Somehow Trump’s mangled adlibs are always such that rational people can dig out a less inflammatory interpretation if that’s their agenda while his true believers can go with his winking horrors.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Serious, Grownup Position among radical centrists is that applying the nation’s laws to its most powerful criminals is a distraction from the important work of securing electoral wins for its most odious brownnosers
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darius Cooper absolutely Mossed that dude
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Late career he was traded so much he became Octavio Hotel
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good employers think in terms of "If I worked here, what would I want?" Forcing employees to stand rather than sit in chairs is basically the polar opposite of this approach and indicative of an employer who should be treated with contempt.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum apparently has not forgotten about 38-7
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baker just got clobbered
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about the OG trailer for the first Raimi Spider-Man that ends with a helicopter of bad guys caught in a giant web between the WTC. Scrapped from the movie for obvious reasons but got me thinking...could Spider-Man have used his webs to hold the towers together?
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
once again, all that shit about how these AI companies are going to flip on the doomsday switch tomorrow was an attempt to boost Open AI’s IPO price and market their services. pls try to remember this the next time someone tells you the apocalypse is happening tomorrow for the 43rd time
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
those who trade their liberty for cheap gas shall have neither liberty nor cheap gas
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just checked in with my local bookstore and they'll be getting it in this week and holding a copy for me!
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wife got free tickets from A24 to see Onslaught so we're in an otherwise empty theater at 2pm. We're probably the first people in all of lower Alabama to see this movie
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thats what I call it when I decide to order the ribeye at dinner
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Incredibly rancid basketball vibes in Los Angeles lmao
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Up early drinking coffee watching Reacher. Let's go
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/08/2026
"Eggs expensive under Biden" was a story for six months. "Trump made everything expensive on purpose" is apparently just a Trump personality quirk we're all supposed to get used to.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah the people go crazy for the tax credits wooooooooo play the fuckin' hits you shrek-ass loser
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026
his best asset is that he is a striver who rose high on his own talent. here, you see how you can use that against him: he is a little snot-nosed know-it-all who flaunts his intelligence and worse, thinks he knows best for YOU and can barely be bothered to hide it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow, how did they know I was going to throw this bottle into the ocean when I am done with it?
Windex Bottle with “Bottle made of 100% ocean bound plastic” label
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of the many arguments against operationalizing the surveillance state is that it was inevitably going to be controlled by the pedophile/domestic abuser law enforcement class that lords over us
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Officer accused of using Flock cameras to search ex-girlfriend’s plate more than 10,000 times
Zachary Anthony Klein, a Lufkin police officer, faces charges after an affidavit alleged he used a Flock license plate reader to track people.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my tv is currently restarting because its terms have changed and i need to accept the new agreement. a tv shouldn’t have terms of agreement. it should be a tv.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i look at all these people who really dont actually care and know he didnt say anything particularly objectionable carrying this message like a sword into battle with the hippies and what i think is: god damn imagine if neera and hakeem and chuck were interested in public health care
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if youre a democrat folding on hasan piker bull shit, why should i think you are going to push through on the hard stuff? do you have any idea the propaganda campaign you will be facing when you try to investigate trump corruption? the ice killers and rapists? court expansion?
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can try to understand why the president would repost a scorched-earth tirade that is, at least indirectly, aimed at him, or you can just throw up your hands and say he's insane.
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nobody ever puts Shifty Shellshock in these things
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
fwiw this is terrible survey design if what you are trying to capture are addictive or counterproductive behaviors. it makes no distinction, for example, between a guy who spends a few hours each week playing madden and a guy who has no other interests other than obsessive gaming
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If everyone can call him Enes Kanter Freedom then they can call trans people by their chosen names too
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 25/08/2026
Piker: “The fear I always have is this: It’s far easier to teach Americans tribalism, it’s far easier to get Americans on board to opposition to Israel through an antisemitic framework than it is to teach them about anti-imperialism, anti-fascism, to have a morally consistent anti-genocide position”
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 24/08/2026
setting aside other things, if there were measles-bearing hordes coming into your state that would seem like a reason to get your kids vaccinated
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the fascinating thing about Trump's tariff policy is that it shows that he not only doesn't understand taxes/levies, he does not even understand the concept of a transaction. He thinks if you pay 5 bucks for a thing you have been robbed of $5 even if you get the thing. Just the stupidest man alive
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What the fuck is Krugbhagin? Lmao
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Chris @2dale2gribble.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They're trying to do the Taylor Swift "35 year old teenager" thing with Natalie Harp
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/08/2026
The penchant towards infantilizing an adult woman complicit in the broadest misinformation campaign in American history is simply stunning ... she is not innocent
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The thing that's is "not that uncommon in far right households" should in fact be loudly mocked by normal people. Those people are freaks and have earned every ounce of revulsion and scorn.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
properly done, that's the fucking job. you're a donut-sucking bureaucrat. "i pay your salary" type shit. you deserve significantly less respect than any dmv employee because you make more and do less. hop to it. put the servant back in public servant. who the fuck do you think you are
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this ossoff guy not only for squarely landed a hit on these freaks, but he gave the absolutely, unassailably correct response to the pearl clutching: these are adult public figures on the public payroll. no one gives a shit about how they feel. that's the only response it deserves. quit if youre sad
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