Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17hda goldfish cracker wanter 101339
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17hwe're going to retire the phrase "saying the quiet part out loud" due to running out of quiet part 226935
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAsh Splawinski @splawinski.bsky.social · 16hReviewer one: has potential, needs fixing Reviewer two: 116017
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionSimkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23hdrawing telephone wires was.. humbling www.simkaye.com/product/quet... 223013
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionSimkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23hanyone else feel like this 5254731654
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionceej @ceej.online · 16hthe ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car 1455662
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16hYou can tell gop polling is dog shit because they’re suddenly performatively caring about racist slurs 526935
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 15hNo but seriously: fuck gavin newsom. Put him into the sea. 332059
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15hMy "I'm not racist" tweet has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the tweet 616221
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15h"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!" 1441
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13hother than the part that's exactly Escape from New York it's pretty much Escape from New York 31148
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trying to appear more likeable to the court room by calling it a caper instead of life insurance fraud 210425
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionBrandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 30/09/2026A friend of mine was raped by football players at one of our college’s frat house in 1998. She went through the internal system, which exonerated the men and accused and blamed her. We wanted her to bring charges and a court case… but she was so broken by then. She dropped out. Burn it all down. 10917134
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Same story with a friend of mine, who is now actually quite famous. She dropped out after my university refused to discipline the two men who raped her, and made her sit in the same class with her in her specialized major. Her planned entire career path ended immediately. 8579149
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a pretty stunning thing to admit 242155411
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wild to be a voter in Ohio rn, where my vote might matter lol 3178134
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down... 724343640
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322187374
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty) 99395282445
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad. 2783196
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign 601468214
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The author of this ill-timed, two-graph beat-sweetener is none other than Axios's co-founder, Jim VandeHei 91999160
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers 22821156
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players. 31291211
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm not the audience for the Smith hearing, but the main political issue here is that Republicans want the world to know that Smith subpoenaed congressional phone records as he investigated Jan. 6 etc, and nobody outside the Senate can explain to you why that's bad. 28938129
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just a reminder that this is the same Sen. Schmitt who repeatedly claimed that Chief Judge Boasberg was receiving a disproportionate share of Trump-related cases because he confused the D.C. Superior Court (which has 62 judges) with the D.C. district court (which has 15). 1212570664
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text 618941
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling himkarlbode.comMeta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious MessAuthoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable 512065818
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissionmallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what the fuck? the right lost *Third Way*? 8741121
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time 15902172
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal 15775155
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionMichael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did I just get back from a viewing at Bonhams auction house in NYC of cat-themed art? Why yes- yes I did. Did I take pictures, including of these Chinese ceramic cats from the Qing Dynasty? Also yes! Will I make a thread of some of them? Indeed I will, which will include... 8720162
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262632406
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026Really need to internalize this one 439428
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026people who have been my interns have gone on to become a state senator and, today, a macarthur genius fellow, which is pretty cool considering that i have continued to just be me. perhaps the more pertinent lesson if you want to be impressive is to intern for your local labor union and become great 123710
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WHAT: Saint Laurent (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: chic hopscotch or at a cocktail party you hear a ringing, a calling, & simultaneously 15 of you drop your champagne coupes & form a sisterhood—to OWN THE NIGHT IF IT WERE A SCENT: wheeled suitcase over cobblestone EMOTIONAL RANGE: 🔑/✨ #MJMfashionGuide 1213515
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026especially if you work at the FBI 15901134
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DIGGER being such a MORTDECAI-sized bomb that it threatens the sale to Paramount would be a very funny result to all this 1233632
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comRiley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding ClaimsGaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete. 1465030970
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 12891144
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 Commissioncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026little paws. little curled up paws 361757135
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring 151175181
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 933776
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college. 532009632
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kiddo, a high school sophomore, was interested in Cornell for undergrad. I asked her if she had seen the campus rape thing. Her response: “yeah, and I am no longer interested in applying to Cornell.” 629048
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Eugenics 🤝 ai www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h... 1221771550
Reposted by 🌞Summer🌻 CommissionAlaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.akpub.ioMeet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champBackpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world. 161669586
