alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026could a dying empire do THISSickos Committee@sickoscommittee.orgSTRAWBERRY POP TART PEEPS 733415617
Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Everything is just gonna be “let’s take these two things and put them together” until we die 000
darthgerry.bsky.social @darthgerry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I just developed Type 3 diabetes looking at this. 000
i support frankenstein action @rollerskater.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i wonder if Rome started doing this towards the end. uhhhh fuck it olives covered in...turmeric and honey??? 020
OverUnderClover. America i cant w/you right now. @overunderclover.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pretty much all it could do typically yeah? 020
Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Now if only there was a way to legally bet on war crimes Wait, what do you me- 0162
Qannaq @qannaq1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Growing up in the States during the 1970s and 80s, even as a child I could see the cultural shift towards gross consumption, materialism, entitlement, and an insatiable appetite for instant gratification. No wonder Trump was elected. This "food" might be the perfect representation of the era. 040
OSRJuan @osrjuan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and suspenders is holding a pair of scissors in his hand .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and suspenders is holding a pair of scissors in his hand . 000
Tina Schofield @tinaschofield.com · 02/03/2026still not vegan though. would be 1000s times better if they were. 040
Chameleon Aethos @chameleonaethos.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Kinda shocked these snuck past the watchful gaze of Mr. MAHA. 000
Baenyth (Spooky) @baenyth.bsky.social · 01/03/2026So what's the difference between that and regular strawberry peeps? Does Pop-Tarts have a patented kind of strawberry flavoring? 110
Nero Claudius Drusus, etc. @drususclaudius.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pity the country that needs a pop-tart- peeps concoction. Pity the country that has no pop-tart- peeps concoction. 000
🍍 @lumpenburguesa.bsky.social · 01/03/2026One could argue this is exactly what a dying empire would do 000
Gray Morale ♱ Transmedium @graymorale.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This is what I call corporate incest. So yes. 030
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i guess *i'll* be the first one to reply with this smdh 2570
Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 01/03/2026media.tenor.coma man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertainedALT: a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained 010
brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 01/03/2026now hang on a minute hear me out 170
am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026How can peeps get any grosser...ok never mind 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 01/03/2026(Best if read in the narrator voice of your choice) In the end of America they’d gotten to a point where we didn’t know if things were made of cake, or if the news was fake, or if it was just another marketing abomination”media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is looking into a body of waterALT: a man in a white shirt is looking into a body of water 020
Curious Bystander @curious-bystander.bsky.social · 01/03/2026That's a very good point, but they also did pumpkin spice chicken wings and for that alone, it deserves oblivion. 000
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Why aren't they called peep tarts though. It's right there 51190
E. Allyn Bloom 🇺🇳🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 @ericallyn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Only a dying empire would do this. 000
Breck Wilhite @breckwilhite.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pretty sure that is a biblical sign of the End of Days. 010
Not Sure @dammpy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026sigh… If only they had added protein. I will have to pass. 010
Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Greetings from the UK, where I can assure you that a dying empire can in fact, do that. 030
Hammerhead Snark @greatwhitesnark.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yes, Pop Tart Peeps are a dying empire in food form. 0101
Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Pretty sure that “optartpus eepus” were discussed in book 6 of Gibbon’s The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. 000
The Kind With Teeth @shoehornwithteeth.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This highlights a trend I've noticed: at some point in the past decade or two, we stopped inventing new brands. Every new flavor is a sub-brand of an existing product, never a new thing under its own name. Even sub-brands get sub-brands, like Mountain Dew: Baja Blast: Cabo Citrus. 050
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Virtually nothing on that label indicates anything to me what the food* is in the packet. (*seems like perhaps a loose term) 000
feemus.bsky.social @feemus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The Romans sowed the fields of their enemies with candy corn 030
John Pontoon, dissident revenant @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026They would never ever cut THIS funding 010
Tagg er @tgscenic.bsky.social · 01/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakersALT: a man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakers 000
J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness @jmkirkness.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Yes, that seems like exactly the sort of thing a dying empire would do. 000
Kay Miranda Gilbert @kaymirandagilbert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I will not rest until I taste those. 010
Kevin Carson 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴 @kevincarson1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Well, ye might, rabbit, ye might 000
Davey @detroitgoose.com · 01/03/2026I'm told the Pope is into peeps. Maybe they could make little pope peeps? 020
John Halski @johnhalski.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Sometimes I miss things just being what they are and not two or more things. 110
Germy @germyf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026In the grim future of America, there is only ... Novelty peeps 000
Autochthonia @autochthonia.bsky.social · 01/03/2026media.tenor.comelmo says burn it all down in front of a fireALT: elmo says burn it all down in front of a fire 030
Kyle @justblathers.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Thanks capitalism, but I’d rather have universal healthcare and universal basic income. 150
Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026It’s the only thing a dying empire should do. We could go out with a pleasant, if somewhat diabetic, memory. But alas. 030
Sharty Mcscrote (Sandy D AU) 🍉🍉 @shartymcscrote.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I consider it to be a major symptom of an absolutely totes fucked society. But hey I like actual food,so what would I know 010
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