Reposted by Pale CentaurSkeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 3hDid y'all know this gets directly references in Project X Zone 2? 39243
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 1hstatic.klipy.comMonty Python And The Holy Grail FartAlt: Monty Python And The Holy Grail: "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." 171
Reposted by Pale Centaurcraig boone. @sailorsmoons.bsky.social · 6hthis is absolutely disgusting, dude. just destroying indigenous lands because we found out he fucks little girls. i hate this man and his followers. there's no 'meeting maga' halfway. they should wear a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives. they need to be bullied forever. 193
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 6h"Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear,static.klipy.comIt's Free Real Estate MemeAlt: It's Free Real Estate 030
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 15hIf only sorrow could build a staircase Our tears would show the way I would climb my way to heaven To bring him home again 000
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 23hProgress on my game mod is going well, still just untangling the code from the original scripter (who was really sloppy), but each big progress jump makes me dread turning this into a fully fledged game. Not looking forward to learning how to use Blender or Unreal. 100
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 23hAnyone else remember when he did this to Lindsey Graham (rest in piss) in 2016? 021
Reposted by Pale Centaurceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 144102592204
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Didn't get to finish my round of golf, but I did at least make my longest ever putt (~60 feet, from off the green) to save par on one of the holes, and ALMOST flushed a chip shot on the next hole (it bounced over the cup!!). Also, WOW the course was beautiful today. 010
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That last line really shows me where his son got his sense of humor. 030
Reposted by Pale CentaurRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142262840
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm hoping Polyphia hasn't been forgotten about here. youtu.be/1JNmz17gnMw?...youtu.bePolyphia - Ego Death feat. Steve Vai (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Polyphia 131
Reposted by Pale CentaurKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out 211246159
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone said a while back that they didn't believe in the concept of a human soul until they were confronted with AI, something that explicitly does not have a soul. I would argue that AI boosters likewise do not have a soul. 010
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Very productive evening. Fixed my apartment's smoke detectors that have going berserk the last few days (set of 5 beeps every minute for the past 4 days...), then fixed some menu bugs for the game I'm working on. Happy with myself. 110
Reposted by Pale CentaurAilbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I started listening to Tran Girlismo last week while bedridden and my wife and I are very normal about Beep Beep 1386
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I kinda forget sometimes that I can just talk about whatever I want on here, that I can just post about my interests without having to worry about my follower count. Because that's a silly thing to care about, and the important thing to care about is the people who follow me because they want to. 040
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I might get some hate for this, with how much shade I'm throwing, but... 007: Moonrakerstatic.klipy.comJaws from 007 Reacts in WaterAlt: Jaws from 007: Moonraker reacts in fright as he looks up in his crashing tram car 281
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think the cats are getting along with each other now. 020
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I might as well weigh in on the music discourse. I first heard of Choosin' Texas and Ella Langley last week when the news broke about it passing All I Want for Christmas is you. But to my knowledge, I haven't heard the song. I'm not going to listen to it. Country music doesn't interest me. 110
Reposted by Pale CentaurEllen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · 27/09/2026Dark day back home, lads. Drumcree standoff in 2026 wasn't on my predictions for this year. Wouldn't be surprised if in 20 years from now, this is seen as one of the cascading moments that led to the end of Northern Ireland. 425157
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These headlines from The Onion are really getting imaginative. 020
Reposted by Pale Centaurunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 27/09/2026Imagine hearing these screams, breaking this window, and going home at night believing what you are doing is right and good. 341233362
Reposted by Pale CentaurProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596013540
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They're actually called phishing scams because you're being tricked into thinking it's good music. 020
Reposted by Pale CentaurKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Feels like Republicans are always tagged with "candidate quality issues" where these duds are compared to a hypothetical "normal" replacement candidate. But I think an honest look at the track record is that these candidates aren't below median: they simply are the new median 432720
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's very nice up here in Vermont too, probably for similar reasons. Unrelated to the pic, but I just had my first Bernie sighting at around the same time! He was 2 slots down from me at the driving range! 140
Reposted by Pale CentaurGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The One Piece live action adaptation is leaking into reality again 51078
Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pros of owning a Floyd Rose bridge guitar: playing the guitar. Cons of owning a Floyd Rose bridge guitar: restringing the guitar. 220
Reposted by Pale CentaurYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280852878
Reposted by Pale Centaurhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🫠rawstory.comData guru hints firing coming for hated Dem leader: 'He should be worried about his job'A new poll delivered bad news for President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans, but CNN's Harry Enten warned Democratic congressional leaders in Congress have a serious problem with their own ... 0183
Reposted by Pale CentaurBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time 413110252
Reposted by Pale Centaurr o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Marx said "bitch what do you care if we abolish private property, you don't own shit" 211427
Reposted by Pale CentaurUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 293291865
Reposted by Pale CentaurJohn B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is AI, dude. Stop promoting it. 131
Reposted by Pale Centaurshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't 3271901954