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Pale Centaur

@palecentaur.bsky.social
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A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: The Screaming Viziers

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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 3h
Did y'all know this gets directly references in Project X Zone 2?
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Fart
Alt: Monty Python And The Holy Grail: "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
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craig boone. @sailorsmoons.bsky.social · 6h
this is absolutely disgusting, dude. just destroying indigenous lands because we found out he fucks little girls. i hate this man and his followers. there's no 'meeting maga' halfway. they should wear a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives. they need to be bullied forever.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 6h
"Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear,
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It's Free Real Estate Meme
Alt: It's Free Real Estate
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 15h
If only sorrow could build a staircase Our tears would show the way I would climb my way to heaven To bring him home again
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 15h
Bayleef looks like it's about to water Chikorita.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 15h
I had this book growing up and it was cool as hell.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 23h
Progress on my game mod is going well, still just untangling the code from the original scripter (who was really sloppy), but each big progress jump makes me dread turning this into a fully fledged game. Not looking forward to learning how to use Blender or Unreal.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 23h
Anyone else remember when he did this to Lindsey Graham (rest in piss) in 2016?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn't get to finish my round of golf, but I did at least make my longest ever putt (~60 feet, from off the green) to save par on one of the holes, and ALMOST flushed a chip shot on the next hole (it bounced over the cup!!). Also, WOW the course was beautiful today.
View from the top of the 3rd hole at Jay Peak Golf Course today. The course slopes downhill, over a ravine into a hole tucked into a corner made by some trees. There's a hill rising behind the green, so you can see it in the background too. 

The sky overhead is clear blue, with barely any clouds, and the autumn light makes it seem like golden hour even though this is 3 in the afternoon. But the standout part is the trees. This is early October in Vermont, so there are trees of every different color all over. Green, red, yellow, and orange as far as the eye can see. Truly the most amazing time to be in this state. View up the fairway of the 4th hole at Jay Peak Golf Course. Like the last hole, this one is lined by autumn trees, but this is a longer hole, that turns right over a slight rise 250 yards out and between 2 tall, lone trees (maybe both pines?). The near trees are adding a little shade, but otherwise it's still golden hour and the sky is still crystal clear. View up the green for my putt. I've already made it, so the ball isn't visible, but the pin is in the middle of the green, which is about 40 yards long. According to my shot tracker, the putt was 20 yards. It's definitely later, around 4:30, so the light is coming in lower, more like true golden hour. Ball in the cup after the putt
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
blue sky (2025)
an illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with brown short hair and a yellow hairband, standing looking to the side, wearing a low-cut light turquoise dress with shoulder slits. The background is a blue sky with patches of clouds
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That last line really shows me where his son got his sense of humor.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Unfunky In 5/4 @inunfunky5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Da Pope is a Southside guy
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm hoping Polyphia hasn't been forgotten about here. youtu.be/1JNmz17gnMw?...
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Polyphia - Ego Death feat. Steve Vai (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Polyphia
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𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃 @fireytopaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eat shit. 🤡
A drawing of a linear chart measuring the degrees to which men think rape and sexual assault are okay.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone said a while back that they didn't believe in the concept of a human soul until they were confronted with AI, something that explicitly does not have a soul. I would argue that AI boosters likewise do not have a soul.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very productive evening. Fixed my apartment's smoke detectors that have going berserk the last few days (set of 5 beeps every minute for the past 4 days...), then fixed some menu bugs for the game I'm working on. Happy with myself.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Ishmael" was a freak.
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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I started listening to Tran Girlismo last week while bedridden and my wife and I are very normal about Beep Beep
A message exchange in which my wife and I are extremely normal about Beep Beep the cat
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I kinda forget sometimes that I can just talk about whatever I want on here, that I can just post about my interests without having to worry about my follower count. Because that's a silly thing to care about, and the important thing to care about is the people who follow me because they want to.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I might get some hate for this, with how much shade I'm throwing, but... 007: Moonraker
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Jaws from 007 Reacts in Water
Alt: Jaws from 007: Moonraker reacts in fright as he looks up in his crashing tram car
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the cats are getting along with each other now.
My roommates' cats, Chunk (a brown/gray tabby) and Mr. Biscuits (an orange and white cat) are both curled up and sleeping next to each other on my bed. Chunk has his paws tucked under his chin, Mr. Biscuits has his paws over his face. They're both perfect.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might as well weigh in on the music discourse. I first heard of Choosin' Texas and Ella Langley last week when the news broke about it passing All I Want for Christmas is you. But to my knowledge, I haven't heard the song. I'm not going to listen to it. Country music doesn't interest me.
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Ellen Murray @ellenfromnowon.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Dark day back home, lads. Drumcree standoff in 2026 wasn't on my predictions for this year. Wouldn't be surprised if in 20 years from now, this is seen as one of the cascading moments that led to the end of Northern Ireland.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These headlines from The Onion are really getting imaginative.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 27/09/2026
Imagine hearing these screams, breaking this window, and going home at night believing what you are doing is right and good.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Illuminating thread 🧵
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're actually called phishing scams because you're being tricked into thinking it's good music.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feels like Republicans are always tagged with "candidate quality issues" where these duds are compared to a hypothetical "normal" replacement candidate. But I think an honest look at the track record is that these candidates aren't below median: they simply are the new median
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's very nice up here in Vermont too, probably for similar reasons. Unrelated to the pic, but I just had my first Bernie sighting at around the same time! He was 2 slots down from me at the driving range!
Sunset over the driving range. Pale blue, flamingo pink, and gold-orange hues paint the sky over the dim green field.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The One Piece live action adaptation is leaking into reality again
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pros of owning a Floyd Rose bridge guitar: playing the guitar. Cons of owning a Floyd Rose bridge guitar: restringing the guitar.
Picture of my guitar during the restringing process
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Data guru hints firing coming for hated Dem leader: 'He should be worried about his job'
A new poll delivered bad news for President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans, but CNN's Harry Enten warned Democratic congressional leaders in Congress have a serious problem with their own ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
Brian Krassenstein 
If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time box art with the gold-brown background, but it says "What if Zelda was a girl?"
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marx said "bitch what do you care if we abolish private property, you don't own shit"
"You are horrified at our intending to do away with private property. But in your existing society, 
private property is already done away with for nine-tenths of the population; its existence for the 
few is solely due to its non-existence in the hands of those nine-tenths. You reproach us, 
therefore, with intending to do away with a form of property, the necessary condition for whose 
existence is the non-existence of any property for the immense majority of society"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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John B Hammer @jbhammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is AI, dude. Stop promoting it.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nine inch Nails but it's just the Nintendo 64 logo 2.25 times to spell NiN
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
werner herzog speech bubble
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Ben JJ @benjjgeo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alan Elrod in Dec 2024: I don't hate Reagan. But I love Carter. I do actually also really like fellow one-termer George HW Bush, another great  president
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Pale Centaur @palecentaur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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