Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 2hSo weird living in a timeline where “friends with benefits+” Is a thing (which streaming services you can swap) I’m not complaining, just trying to figure out the Ugly to Streaming ratio requirements 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lucy our office weirdo and doomsayer walked in and announced that “the lesbian from the Cosby show uses adult diapers when she’s on her period” Someone asked why and her response was “thats so raven” Some days its like working with all the people from a Walmart parking lot in confined quarters 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Last night I’m sitting at the last stop light on my way home When some goofy ass old white guy slams his motorcycle side box into my car as he fails to squeeze between cars. The guy has the “Iwant people to think I’m a cop” bike set up I roll the window down, give him a comical “really?” 100
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One day a lot of people are going to be embarrassed that the entire Republican strategy for the last 20 years is basically based on the movie Mean Girls And it worked 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wonder if there’s a correlation in these treading topics 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone explain to me why influencers exist You are literally being fed marketing by people who are telling you they are being paid to influce you for said companystatic.klipy.comDalek: EXPLAIN!ALT: Dalek: EXPLAIN! 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When you look back at different administrations in History each becomes sugar coated for the best parts Obama had many: Aca, Iran, Paris Climate, etc Clinton: family medical leave, surplus budget, etc Now go look up the accomplishments of the last couple of Republicans See the difference? 011
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We are all going to be so shocked when Putin pulls off his mask and reveals this has all been a very long prank by Andy Kaufmanstatic.klipy.comAndy Kauffman as Mighty Mouse: Here I Come!ALT: Andy Kauffman as Mighty Mouse: Here I Come! 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oof I’m walking into a movie theater and i hear this couple walking out Her “did you understand it?” (Asked softly) Him “yeah I just didn’t like it”(snappy) He didn’t understand it Based on showtimes the movie could have been Paw Patrol Katy Perry End of Oak St Insidious Humans u funny 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sometimes I think “I’m gonna open a Bodega for cats” I want to be a Bodega human 010
Reposted by Alatar The BlueBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you buy STARBUCKS coffee, please stop! Starbucks workers have been jerked around by the company for many years and are calling for a BOYCOTT. If you don’t buy Starbucks and / or don’t like their coffee, like me, cool cool cool but no need to comment please. Just spread the word. Thank you! 5832407
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Went to a screening of that Coyote vs Acme yesterday and someone needs to get slapped this movie is a lot of fun Meg 2 won out over this? Really?!static.klipy.comWile E. Coyote's Batman Acme Flying Suit MishapALT: Wile E. Coyote's Batman Acme Flying Suit Mishap 130
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026An interesting time At the end of Oak Street showing There was a group seeing the movie from an adult disability program They talked through the entire movie and it was awesome. They cheered when Hathaways character yelled at a guy for threatening a dog. Were audibly sad when another 120
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Like cool I’m super excited for Avengers Doomsday But yall are bringing my boy Luis back right? 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I was having lunch with Mitch over at the Arby’s on 5th when we were asked to leave You can’t even have a meal without someone making things political So thats the last time I take a corpse to Arby’s for lunch Yall just lost a customer for life shame shamestatic.klipy.comCreepy Skeletal Figure with Long White HairALT: Creepy Skeletal Figure with Long White Hair 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The World Would Be A Better Place If It Were Run By Muppets My mind cannot be changed on this fact That is allstatic.klipy.comThe Muppets: Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy & FriendsALT: The Muppets: Gonzo, Kermit, Miss Piggy & Friends 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’m not sure if it’s a unique American thing but it has always baffled me that so many people put campaign stickers on a car (or anything expensive) Win or Lose that sticker is pointless pretty quick So silly, even for trolling Yall can tape it in the window ya know, there’s options 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Michael J Fox is Batman?! Look here he is admitting in in court 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If you had never heard of Dr Who and saw this thumbnail You’d probably assume it was a show about hospital run by Owls Which I might watch so not a complaint just posting out loud 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 13/07/2026People talk about history and where they were when JFK was shot, or during a big disaster, 9/11, etc Let it be known that I was taking a really nice shit when I got the news that Leningrad Lindsey was deleted from this matrix I named the pile of shit after him let out one more fart and flushedstatic.klipy.comAmerican Standard Toilet Flushes Hot DogsALT: American Standard Toilet Flushes Hot Dogs 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So I’ve decided not to run for PM and concede to Count Bin Face Thank you for your attention to this matter 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh ok umm so I just discovered that this existsyoutu.beObamaland (2018) Official Trailer | Breaking Glass Pictures | BGP Indie MovieYouTube video by Breaking Glass Pictures 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I still want this to be a real movie someday 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It’s Friday and it’s definitely Towlie time but I’m having a conversation with my sister on the phone Talking about something that happened to me, but she’s telling me I have the story wrong Oh yeah my sister is a bit bossy and has zero listening skillsstatic.klipy.comWait Wait WhatALT: Wait Wait What 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Remember at one point in time Hugh Jackman was a clown for hire Everybody has a dumb origin story it’s not just you 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I had to purchase a new washing machine this week During my search i noticed damn near every one has WiFi Finding one that fit my needs but also didn’t have WiFi was far more difficult than it should be It’s like none of you were even paying attention to the lessons of Maximum Overdrive.static.klipy.comGoblin Truck Attacks Man in Horror SceneALT: Goblin Truck Attacks Man in Horror Scene 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I had some extras laying around so I decided to give everyone crabs Enjoy 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My pitch is simple: Scenes From an Addams Marriage 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Haven’t seen this a long time It didn’t age well But there is a scene where a guy in a dinosaur suit gets absolutely destroyed while whining about being a deadbeat dad And the casting director should get an award (see below) 100
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This probably isn’t the news story people are hoping for But I’m just gonna let the notification sit and enjoy the prospect for awhile and enjoy the rest of my work day 000
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 17/06/2026A note about Trolls I’ve watched them, studied them, up close like Jane Goodall and her Apes I’ve watched them pick fights online, just to giggle at how much they can wind people up They love misery and their joy in life is spreading that misery to unsuspecting people Know what defeats them? 100
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The same people who would die on a hill to keep Pete Rose out of the hall of fame Are defending a president who bombs school kids to pair it with market manipulation 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Strange and unusual predictions from an aging space time wizard: One day the key witness against the remaining Trump family is going to be Eric Trump They have never liked Eric and he is painfully aware of this fact So when it comes time to save his own ass he won’t hesitate Happy Wednesday 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I don’t mean to brag but I can do a Triple Lindy 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Many restaurants and fast food places now have sauce on store shelves So McDonald’s could release the Mulan sauce But they don’t So the question is why does McDonald’s hate America? 120
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 27/05/2026One time at band camp I opened a portal to a universe where Run Dmc decided NOT to do the Walk This Way collaboration with Aerosmith Because of this Arwen was never played by Liv Tyler The role went to Neve Campbell Also the show Lost was in its 22nd season and Baja Blast doesn’t exist 020
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I’ve discovered I have an unexpected bias When someone is talking about an evil or viscous woman Examples: “This woman just lost her shit in line at the Costco” Or “Linda from HR is trying to bang my dude” In my mind…she is instantly a blonde white woman Sorry? I guess. I dunno Anyway 030
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The Simpsons and the X-files predicted pretty much all of this This timeline is nutty as fuck 0111
Reposted by Alatar The BlueChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/05/2026IT’S TIME Dear California gov candidates, 🚨 There are 61 candidates in this race. SIXTY ONE! That’s how we hand the general election to TWO Republicans. If you’re still in single digits, the window’s closed. If you care about the Democratic Party, do the right thing. Drop out. Be loud about it. 1921905850
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I’m a repeat offender I repeat I Will Offend again! 031
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The road to stained carpets is paved with good intentions And tapioca What happens when Susan stands up and take a sixth of the family feast with her? 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I think I downloaded the wrong Dr Who I had a brief moment of hope that it was a porn parody but then Eric Robert’s showed up 010
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Self Entertainment at work file # 2187 People who are upset with the FBIs fingerprinting delays have been rabid little beasts today. There is no way to bypass this delay. So I’ve been giving out Kash Patels office contact number (202) 324-300 022
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My dispensary trip cost less than my trip to the gas station And that ain’t right man 021
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I’d like to formally announce that I had no relationship with Jeff Epstein If I had, I would have worked to expose that vile cabal You don’t remain friendly with child rapists you put them in the dirt. Anyone who says otherwise is a sack of crap Maybe I’m old fashioned 031
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Watching some retro tv while I work and it got awkward The Outer Limits Episode 2 A hundred days of the dragon Plot: A new serum allows a foreign agent to perfectly impersonate the winning presidential candidate, William Lion Selby, with the goal of sabotaging the U.S. government from within 042
Reposted by Alatar The BlueAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/04/2026RAPID ACTION ALERT: WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT Emergency protest at the White House at 7 PM. This morning, Trump posted on Truth Social: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.” He has set an 8 PM deadline for Iran to reopen the 602176787
Alatar The Blue @doctorimpossible.bsky.social · 06/04/2026When I was a kid I loved these more than the flavored sugar packets Am I a monster? 000
