KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 16hMe: does anything My body:static.klipy.comAlt: The bloke from The Office America saying "Nope, don't like that!" 000
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 18hI just need a week in an induced coma, in a cool dark room, with nobody asking me a single question. They* should bring back laudanum. (*I don't know who they are, just generally) 030
Reposted by KBDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like, I am breathing the clearest I have ever brothen in my entire life. 3321
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Standing on the street at 9pm, waiting for a man on a bike to bring me dinner, the dulcet tones of a woman violently vomiting outside of a nearby pub filling the air. London; never change. 190
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/09/2026While we're at it - "seafood" sticks also need to get in the sea. Which I suppose would be a new sensation for them, since I doubt any of the ingredients have as much as looked at the ocean before. 041
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tech support for the over 70'sstatic.klipy.comMan's Playful Seatbelt 'KMS' MomentAlt: Man's Playful Seatbelt 'KMS' Moment 010
Reposted by KBRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience 1642497
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just read a post from someone where they were rushed to A&E and given strong pain killers. And lost their mind. "Apparently, I kicked things off by speaking Latin. I don't know Latin." 😂😂😂 120
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am unbelievably envious of anyone who is blessed with the ability to sleep well. 150
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to Mirtala in Chiswick for dinner this week - which is verrrry exciting as Jay Rayner had good things to say about it. 220
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Colossal clusterfuck of a day. I'll come back to explain more but...just...don't use Booking.com 😆 030
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OH GOOD got ya stereotypical Grumpy Lundun Cabby. Moaning about the government, how the city isn't what it used to be, house prices, etc. Give it a rest m8. 010
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Train man: "there is an issue with the train, meaning we're only running on three engines - if we all breathe in and cross our fingers, we might make it through the Paddington" Ah. The British train network. Running on hope and prayer alone. (also how many engines SHOULD we be running on?) 020
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026omg a CELEB (SLEB) is on my train. And - more significantly, one know AND like! 020
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Man on the train has bought his own portable router, which is suckered to the window. I'm absoloutely gripped by it, but don't wish to stare. We are both busy working - and neither of us have made hints at being up for a chat. Would it be weird to ask about it, even just the make/brand? 👍👎 330
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh my god THIS. People need to stop being so hopped up on anxiety about AI. YOU programme the assistant to achieve a goal. YOU set guardrails. YOU monitor, troubleshoot & amend it to optimise. YOU pick what data/info sources it uses. It's just a fancy algorythm. It isn't sentient. Chill x 030
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my favourite colleagues left the company to work elsewhere and has recently returned - JUST in time for an all team event in London this week. We're both pumped. 010
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026VERY FUN that I should get a colossal nosebleed minutes before I get on a train for a long journey. 000
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just checked my train. It's delayed. "This service has been delayed because of the train departing late to maintain customer connections" wtf does that mean please??! 000
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My sister got a new car and was explaining to the kids what to look for, to find it in the car park. The littlest one called the new car "a vulva" (it is a Volvo) 030
Reposted by KBDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13594181562
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nearly bit at a bloke being Racist On The Internet (shock) only to see he had commented that the UK is "ethically white" (assuming he means ethnically) and that made me realise, I can save my stress and let him just be a thick cunt without my intervention. I assume this is what they call "growth" 071
Reposted by KBSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope! 329998
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Louis Theroux! On stage with Jon Ronson! What duo. Jon joked "when we were coming up in journalism together I felt like we were conjoined twins, separated at birth. And for one of us to succeed, the other had to die" 010
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trying this again! A month ago - during the show I bought a ticket for - the live stream crapped out. So they invited me back. What a wild story. 100
Reposted by KBKB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026More from @semidetachedreality on #Instagram #property #housing #photos #OpenPlanShitter www.instagram.com/semidetached... 021
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trying to unpick the mystery of a missing parcel. My mother's helpful input (this is what we call a man who lives in my building) 020
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOL - replied that I've downloaded the app (+ created an account, opted into location tracking, opted into email comms & push notifications) For them to email back: "not necessary - there will be keys left at the property" How that info has changed between 8.30am and 11.30am?? wut 🧐 030
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Another day, another frustrating session of "tech support for pensioners" who are 200 miles away and moaning about being upable to use an app. FML 060
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Checking into an air B&B tomorrow. They just sent me the accesss details, which involves downloading a fkin app to use the homes smart lock to get in and out. Ridic. Just give me a key! Let me live! 020
Reposted by KBCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 246242545640
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had a load of fresh jalapeños from a mexican meal I made for my friend last night, so sliced them up and threw them into my stir-fry this evening, fairly absent mindedly. And moments later, began choking on the capsaicin vapour 😳😵💫😵 030
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying to sort meds: * For today * For the week - into pill sorter * Extras to pack to take away * Pile for empty packaging Also, juggling a change of dosages and adding a new medicine while away. And trying not to mix any of these piles up.static.klipy.comAlt: Spongebob doing rainbow hands with the word "MATHS" 020
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My friend came for dinner last night, and on my request bought her excellent dog. He decided to snooze between me, the oven and fridge during cooking - for max food supervision. But once all the food was consumed and he was sure nothing would be dropped, he went and got comfy. 091
Reposted by KBSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Back when I was working a library floor I was once asked if we had "The sadness of pi" After some digging, we figured out she wanted "The solitude of prime numbers" 3303
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone else find it gross when men refer to their partner as "my mrs" or "the mrs" like...hello. I imagine they have a name? 210
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seem to be operating on the brink of tipping into a panic attack at all times at the moment, which is just massive lolz. The to-do list is absolutely overwhelming. My brain feels like it's operating with the efficiency of a long-forgotten pan of cold porridge. There's so much to do 🙀 250
KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Friend came for dinner last night and bought this as a gift. She said it remindeded her of my hair. Apparently a "Japanese Bird's Nest Fern" - which is fair 😂 040