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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This joke deserved more love but definitely loves the deserves it got.

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Meg Penvose Clark @megpenvose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Great outcome here

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I’ve been trying to write an article about a room at the rec center where they supposedly have “elephant fight clubs” but I’m finding it really hard to find anyone willing to talk about it.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

There’s a scene in the movie “Iron Eagle” where the protagonist is trying to learn to shoot down enemy planes but he can’t do it until he puts his headphones in and plays Queen’s “One Vision” which is basically Queens kick ass rockin’ version of John Lennon’s “Imagine”. The 80’s were nuts.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Happy New Years! Every year I do a secret theme curated movie festival and I invite everyone to play along and try to guess the theme. If you guess the theme, don’t shout it out! Try and guess the next movie! First movie up:

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Irony. I once saved a bunch of Harry Potter books from a church book burning.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Is it too late to tell Chris Nolan that he needs to go back to the beginning of Memento and have a freeze frame moment with Guy Pearce going “Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. That makes two of us.”And then end freeze frame and let the movie just run from there?

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Every week I ask my movie group if we can watch the old movie from the 80’s about Frankenstein starring Sting, but my group is just a bunch of basic bitches who only want to watch the same Kristen Wiig indie comedy over and over again and it’s just not fair. It’s always “Bridesmaids”…

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Getting rowdy and cracking open the midjourney on a Friday. Crapped out GOLD!

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Over the last decade I've had the privilege of becoming close friends with legendary genre director Gary Sherman. He won't see this, as social media ain't his thing, but today is his 80th birthday and I know he'd love it if you checked out or revisited one of his films. Much love and many more Gary!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house* NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Come on guys. Give him a chance. He barely got into office. Let’s see what he’s gonna do.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

So, he got his big beautiful bill through his Trump supporters in the house, but now he’s gotta get past the war hawks in the senate. The man’s a genius.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/06/2025

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Thumbing through some old covid posts and found this gem from early in the crazy.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to pee with the bathroom door open so the dog knows the toilet is MINE.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The eighty pounds of dead skin in my (M59) mattress took a vaguely human form (VHF0.3) a few months ago and I asked it to pay half the rent; we haven't spoken since and it changed the locks to my bedroom. AITA? -Dead skin achieves sentience -Asked for rent -Changed locks but name not on lease

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Pulling us out of NATO, destroyed relations with allied countries, dismantled the federal government, and destroyed the US economy. Bond villains out here like “woah, slow down big guy. Smaller bites.”

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Revisiting the old John Candy comedy “Canadian Bacon” about the US president (Alan Alda) trying to start a Cold War with Canada in an effort to keep weapons factories open and poll numbers high.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

So here’s a fucked observation. The auto delete setting in that Signal chat was set for one week. Which means that there would be no record of this ever happening if they hadn’t accidentally included a reporter. Which means that it is designed to leave no paper trail. How many more chats out there?

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Ok I’ll admit it. I looked past all the alcohol abuse allegations, the sexual misconduct allegations, the abuse allegations, the corruption allegations and not one but TWO white supremacist tattoos, I still thought “settle down everybody. Let’s give him a chance.” I mean who knew?

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

This was a few years ago, but my favorite interaction with a swanky restaurant waiter in LA went as such. “Did you have any questions?” “Yes, what exactly is the “Ham Plate”. “It is a plate… of ham.” “Oh. Ok. Yes, I’ll have that.” “You won’t be disappointed.”

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Just realizing… …almost all of my responses on text and social have been AI generated for quite some time now. I’ve probably been dead for months.

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ACLU of New Mexico @aclunm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

BREAKING: We're filing a formal complaint with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to challenge the 'disappearance' of 48 New Mexico residents.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Ran home and changed my underwear so that I could be sure and wear something green today and other reasons.

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Special Envoy to the Cod Piece of the Gulf of the Americas @mojorising.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Man… March 2020 was such a great time to release an existential sci fi fantasy film…

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