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Deeply unserious. Lurker. Tom Petty forever. King of the Hill enthusiast.

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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Split image: top section has Dolly Parton and Miss Piggy facing each other. Dolly is wearing a blue and silver sequined outfit and Miss Piggy is wearing a dress that has a white bodice with multi colored polka dots. The skirt is lavender feathers and she has above-the-elbow gloves to match. They are smiling at one another and there is a drummer in the background. The bottom section has Tim Curry smiling and wearing a white t-shirt with a black jacket. Kermit the Frog is smiling in front of Tim and wearing a white button-up shirt. Rizzo the Rat is sitting on his left shoulder wearing a red and yellow letterman jacket. Miss Piggy is behind his left shoulder with her arm slung over and he is holding her hand. Gonzo the Whatever is to the right wearing a checkered sport jacket.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
titties at half mast, everyone
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Byl-byl heard that it's #blackcat appreciation day.
Black cat with green eyes lying on gravel and looking at the camera. She's been rolling back and forth and has bits of yard debris stuck to her fur.
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey, that's me and my friends! 🖤❤️🖤
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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The Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers @lastregiment.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This coming Sunday, we're thrilled to join in the Portland Pride parade at the waterfront, alongside our good friends and sponsors at Kaiser Permanente. Hope to see you there! portlandpride.org
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Portland Pride | Portland, OR
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
With two people dead in Memphis in four days and one the same week in Houston, that's four people federal agents have shot and killed over just nine days. July 5: Tyrin Johnson July 7: Lorenzo Salgado Araujo July 8: Alfonso Ivy July 13: name not released yet
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🏴🚩🏴🚩
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Dr. Omega 🦞 @theomegageek.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I just really need the younger generations to understand that peaches come from a can and that they were put there by a man.
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you Theme song by Dee Snider, because of course it was.
Title card for cartoon segment The Terrible Thunderlizards. Red background with three animated dinosaurs in the foreground. The dinosaurs are dressed in different types of tactical gear.
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wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social @wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think I missed the discourse that made this controversial. 9/11 isn't useful to remember in the first person, you just need to know America collectively responded to it by picking up a gun and firing wildly about, including into our own feet
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leargette.bsky.social @leargette.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What's all this I'm hearing about Nixon 5? Is it some sort of presidential tribute band?
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Imagine going to another country and having to show them the picture of a rapist so they'll let you enter.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
why is the government running a federal jobs program for Kid Rock specifically
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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water theonion.com/report-every-place-on-…
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Man: sucks in chili dog inside the Tastee Freeze Tastee Freeze Manager: I’m going to have to ask you to take that behavior outside sir
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The Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers @lastregiment.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Every year, the 82nd Avenue Parade marks the informal start of our performance season. It's always one of our favorite annual gigs. Hope to see you there on Saturday morning, April 25th. www.travelportland.com/event/69a9e2...
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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.
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The Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers @lastregiment.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here's where we are at 199 days left! Get to lastregiment.com/donations/in... and make your tax-deductible donation so we can represent you all at NYC this Halloween! #LRSDatNYC
We're at 59 percent of our fundraising goal with 199 days left.
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#straycatsoftürkiye
A white cat with some gray tabby markings hanging out in front of the Temple of Artemis, belly facing the camera, clearly saying "look at my babies!"
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have had just about enough of this Donald Trump guy.
Guy bravely standing meme
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The Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers @lastregiment.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Save the date, folks! While you're at it, maybe you could donate something we could raffle off? Hire us to play a gig? Spread the word? We're heading out to represent Portland, and we need Portland backing us. Come on out to Baerlic Brewery on April 11th! #LRSDatNYC
Join the Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers at Baerlic Brewery, April 11th. Portland's favorite drumline is raising money to perform in the 2026 Halloween Parade in New York City.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 14/03/2026
why are bees doing brutalism
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Geribatric ward!? 😍😍😍
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nissy is my neighbor and friend. They give a lot of love to their community and this was devastating to watch. Please help if you can, or share for visibility. #pdx #mutualaid
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Donate to Help Nissy Rebuild After House Fire, organized by Crystal Caudle
Nissy is my neighbor and friend, and someone who has shown incredible kindness and … Crystal Caudle needs your support for Help Nissy Rebuild After House Fire
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Billy Corgan, the singer of the Smashing Pumpkins, sits in a roller coaster car with another man who has gray curly hair and a blue shirt. Billy is wearing a white or light gray shirt and blue pants. Curly haired man is holding onto the grab bar with one hand and looking away from the camera. Billy is turned toward the camera with both hands on the grab bar and has a very sad look on his face. Above the photo, someone has added the words "I used to be a little boy" but spelled phonetically to elicit the line he sings in the song "Disarm".
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
this outfit seems Oregon coded
Jeff Merkley on stage in jeans and a brown hoodie
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Book Jawns @bookjawns.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
BREAKING: The State of the Union has been changed to The Airing of Grievances.
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JayBee @xoxo117.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22/02/2026
"Oh, I didn't want *this* much racism & xenophobia! I just wanted a little bit, the fun kind! I just wanted to say 'retard', I didn't want a eugenicist in charge of health policy!" Oh? You didn't want this? Yeah, fuck off. Fuck off to space. Fuck off to eternity. Fuck off & never stop fucking off.
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 20/02/2026
send an email? like jeffrey esptein did? no thanks
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Colin Gorrie @colingorrie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
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How far back in time can you understand English?
An experiment in language change
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
why merely crash out when you can also fasc out
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CE (Catie) Murphy @cemurphy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Looks like after I left the MDC in Los Angeles night, the intimidation party swung back out and an SRT agent shoved a gun in a woman’s face
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/02/2026
I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yeah, anyone who hears "Those underage girls were prostitutes so it's fine" and goes "yes, that seems reasonable" should probably have their reputaiton wrecked
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/02/2026
A peaceful protest in Portland, Oregon, on Saturday broke into chaos as federal agents deployed tear gas on demonstrators—including families with young children.
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Federal agents launch tear gas at nonviolent anti-ICE protesters in Portland—including children
The city's mayor Keith Wilson said that it was a “peaceful daytime protest” that “posed no danger to federal forces.”
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