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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2026
what the hell am i looking at
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
{{{They}}} pretend to be us. But they aren't. That's right. I'm talking about Samnites.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not to be rude but this is the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life. Roko's Bureaucracy
hailey @hailey.at
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bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
3:14 PM • Aug 25, 2026
O Everybody can reply
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026
r/malelivingspaces son or r/girldinnerdiaries daughter
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I see people characterize the student protests against Israel as failures, and I really don’t think that’s true. They may not have toppled the U.S.-Israel alliance or ended the genocide, but they have helped usher in a generational turning point in attitudes toward Israel and Palestine
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allavut @allavut.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/06/2026
cubosh (@cubosh) on twitter: "realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history" 

1800oxycodone comments on tumblr: ""average rock kills 2 birds" factoid actualy just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted."
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/06/2026
I think a lot of people that stayed on x have been more influenced by Nazis than they would care to admit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/05/2026
elmer fudd as vlad in tub
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Anthony “Mayor Tony” @frattaro.li · 12/04/2026
CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"
Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 16/03/2026
Europa Universalis IV screenshot modified to say:

The nation of United States, your toxic ally, is requesting that you come to their aid in the 2nd Trumpian Illegal War against Iran. This is a war that the United States has started.
There is no victory condition.

We would join as an abused ally. It will be twice as expensive when the enemy takes our cargo ships, but we will NOT be able to save face for our ally’s misdeeds or war crimes.

If we decline, we will gain 25.00 prestige.
If we decline, we will gain Diplomatic Reputation of +1.00 until 15 March 2029.

Decline / Accept
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/03/2026
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oceans are now battlefields
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James is back in LA @theswweet.myatproto.social · 16/02/2026
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
youtu.be
Ruminations on that DHS Penguin Tweet
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2026
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
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Brendon @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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Tacoma Dome #1 Fan @green-gjeans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Lucy @leftliblucy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When a low-trustoid says something so antisocial you gotta hit them with the civic virtue stare
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GrumpyBen @grumpyben.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Great, our cyberpunk dystopia is also an urban fantasy where we confound the soulless Fae with poems and riddles.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS, FCNS @kiswanson.medsky.network · 08/11/2025
Ryan Moulton
@moultano
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Thermostatic opinion when I’m out of power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Thermostatic opinion when I’m in power: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 20/10/2025
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all COWARDS
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 01/10/2025
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.
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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Woke 2 is going to hit them like a tidal wave. Pete Hegseth WILL put his preferred pronouns in his email bio or he will spend the next three seasons picking strawberries in the San Joaquin Valley
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Me at 11:56PM Eastern Standard Time on a Sunday night yelling to my wife about fascism
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Yellow Dot Studios @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"0.3 per cent of the world’s land area – yes, just the land – would be needed to meet the current energy demand from solar alone, which is LESS THAN THE CURRENT LAND FOOTPRINT OF FOSSIL FUEL INFRASTRUCTURE."
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Why solar power is the only viable power source in the long run
Not only is solar more than capable of supplying all the world’s energy, in the long term it is the only power source that won’t fry the planet
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