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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 5h

Valkyries lose one of the most amazing games i've ever watched on my phone at a work function

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is that... a hoodie custom tailored to wear under a tux jacket???

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People are always like "does bluesky have the juice???" And never like "damn that juice was NASTY"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The year is 2026. Pen and paper is now the only truly secure way to store data. Shopping lists are now battlefields.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe the real western mass lesbian bar covid mask clown college scandal was the friends we made along the way

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We go now live to an old man yelling at clouds

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 28/09/2026

I haven't had anything to add re: Cornell, because I don't think anyone wants to use this space to reckon with the fact that none of these systems are meant to help you, unless you are a university seeking to minimize your legal exposure. It's not fair to ask strangers to reckon with that here.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A coffin flop is just a normal flop to me, but that's just a taste of the dark twisted world inside my mind

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So cool when reality turns into a Tim Robinson sketch

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

stopped one of those charming bay area donut shops that specializes in cigarettes and lottery tickets for an egg and cheese sammie this morning. nice lady behind the counter asked if i wanted jalapenos on it, and i'm so glad i said yes.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

commercials right now are all either "i used AI to save my blind infant puppy's life" or "this democrat personally forced me into a sex change surgery as part of a communist agenda"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in middle school, the other white kids thought i was mexican and called me lots of nasty slurs. in 9th grade, we finally got past the civil war in a US history class and learned about anti-italian sentiment, and that entire week at school was just getting called "wop" and "dago" in the halls

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NEW: Stanford University vows that, moving forward, it will only use AI to make students look thinner and more diverse without their knowledge.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can't wait to see them projectile barrel roll one of these over the grand canyon in the next fast and furious movie

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I will meet someone the old fashioned way (secretly falling in love at a convent and leaving behind a record that historians will refer to as a very close friendship)

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[fighting with my girlfriend in the good dollar general:] baby, what you lack in bed, you more than make up for in cab

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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s so amazing that women can be in love with each other

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dems don't want to win, they want to win *like Republicans*. They want to win in a system they won't actually have to make any changes to. They are reactionaries politicking based on the politics of other reactionaries and will always ring hollow like an echo because they have nothing real to say.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Owning a stadium must be cool if you like doing hyperfeudalism. Tax all the peasants to fund your castle, and be accountable to nobody.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm so washed up that Lauren Borbert is having more gay sex than me

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

you left out the fifth scenario

President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

40 percentage points up for dying in his sleep is incredible. More popular than a military coup

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey quick question where the hell is the bay on this map???

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A cool thing about nerve pain on your face is when it gets really bad

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

marching down the mall like liberty prime going THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[communist who can't put their phone down:] better things are postable

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sometimes i almost think it's kinda funny how much of our fucked up world boils down to "boomers' dads were mean to them about bullshit"

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kennedy Center??? Well, where'd he send her to?!?!

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reminding myself the Wendy's 4 for $4 deal was a real thing that used to exist, not a hallucination.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gameday's pivot from boring background noise to unwatchable propaganda has been so painfully unsubtle. CBS rightfully gets shit for bootlicking, and ESPN and ABC should be regarded similarly for what they're doing on Saturday mornings.

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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"What if the world was made of pudding" ha ha, very funny. I would be ready. It would be a hard life.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh so by experts you must mean a bunch of trans women who play professional basketball, right? Right???

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Eliel Cruz @elielcruz.com · 18/09/2026

NYC TUESDAY PULL UP FOR TRANS KIDS

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It also says they're cooperating with investigations into other facilities. They got extorted, dominated, and flipped to snitching.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The state of US political media: The president gets invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner, White House correspondents get banned from the White House.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So cool i can call a wrong number and they can go "you don't sound like a Lucy" and hang up and then i just have to go about my day

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oil shock? Please, let's focus on the real issues, like what color paper my borger comes wrapped in

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I call it post apocalyptic acceptance. Embracing the idea that we're already living in the ruins has been incredibly freeing in that it's helped me prioritize what I can do, not what must be done.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Joe Rogan is left wing in the sense that Hillary Clinton is left wing: Perhaps technically left of center, but you have to ask yourself how far right the center is for that to even be possible.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Need Randy Orton to give Cody an RKO while he's wearing a full one of these

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you guys think Mitch McConnell knows he's alive?

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am going to make my bluesky posts super exclusive by being as toxic as possible. Scarcity mindset, austerity grindset. Checkmate, fascists. Abundance for nobody, regulate my posts NOW.

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Macklemore in a silly costume mustache has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

HELP pro wrestling got a new wave jam stuck in my head again

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you think seeing classmates' kids on social media is scary, wait until you see someone you went to college with named an executive vice president

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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I love when a headline is also a poem

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