Sign in

kellieboOOoOooo👻

@yaykellie.bsky.social
249 followers 146 following 1.2K posts

I’d explain how I got locked out of my kelliebob account but it’s Mardi Gras and fuck if I know. Hockey! Bees! Stupidity!

PostsRepliesMedia
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 4h
Hubs had to run an errand in the ass end of nowhere and the restaurant we found has the best sides menu I’ve ever seen. Boiled whole onion? Why not.
SIDES MENU


SIDES SUBSTITUTES
Baked Potato
SIDES
Baked Potato
Coleslaw
Boiled Egg
Corn Nuggets
Boiled Mushrooms


Fries
Boiled Potato
Grilled Veggies
Boiled Whole Onion
Chicken Fried Rice
Boiled Sausage
Combo Fried Rice
Boiled Corn
Shrimp Fried Rice
Queso Tortilla Chips
Regular Fried Rice
Coleslaw
Dirty Rice
Corn Nuggets
White Rice
Onion Rings
Hushpuppies
Onion Strings
Mash Potatoes
Fries
Onion Rings
Sweet Potato Fries
Onion Strings
10 Hushpuppies
Sweet Potato Fries
Garlic Bread

Texas Toast
House Side Salad
Dirty Rice

White Rice

Grilled Veggies

Mash Potatoes

Side Gravy

House Side Salad

2 oz. Lemon Butter Sauce
* Came side substitutions may have an up-charge
9120
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 6h
I don't like people hating on Houston not bc I'm offended by it but they're bad at it. "it's hot and there are highways" entry level hate "Mattress Mack is a denegerate gambling asshole" OK getting warmer "mayor Turner should not have blocked that robot brothel" now my third eye's open
092
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
22295865
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
352089297
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have discovered a planet. A capybara-like being lives there and survives on moonbeams. It is in the asteroid belt. Would you like to be joyous there?
042
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It knows me so well
030
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
DaniTheFraudLady @theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOLY CRAP ITS REAL youtu.be/HQDB1n0UZtM?...
youtu.be
Alanis Morissette - Season Of The Witch
YouTube video by Cornerstone Recordings
07132
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mmmhmmm
092
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A thread of excellent birds I have met, and their backstories, in 20 photographs.
137986
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Xingcat @xingcat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anti-Prime day, take your eyeballs off of Amazon and put them on another set of eyeballs! Buy art from artists! xingcat.bigcartel.com/product/spoo...
xingcat.bigcartel.com
Spooky Eye Painting (6" Single Blue)
Acrylic painting on circular wooden panel.
053
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A shelf holding jars of Big John’s pigs feet. For eating.
050
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Shanny, only witchy @shannysland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just casually impregnating everyone below the mason dixon & some parts of canada 🤰
051
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/10/2026
some of you have never said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat and it shows
1016650
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
5440681220
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
5841259
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masquerade fundraiser at the museum! I’m chilling with the Giant Ground Sloth.
6340
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masquerade fundraiser at the museum! I’m chilling with the Giant Ground Sloth.
020
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
N🗡️🎃k @handpressed.net · 03/10/2026
Writers, poets, photographers, artists, artisans, academics, activists, musicians, bohemians, beats, boozers, booksellers, radicals... do you require a website or have a website that's in need of a lick of paint? Hit me up. I don't charge the earth.
handpressed.net
HandPressed
Planet-friendly, efficient and fast bespoke websites built with WordPress. Powered by green energy. No AI.
001
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026
texans: you still have three days to register to vote
TPR
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
33902376
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work software is down and I can’t access docs or files and I have to get a document to a mobile notary for a closing in the next 10 minutes. I’m sorry you can’t buy your house today because I can’t access the deed to have it signed :-(
050
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you.
241001107
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My brain no longer knows what the real song is
141
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The NHL season starts today! Celebrate by reading Sticks, Pucks--And Murder, a cozy mystery set in pro hockey with a female lead and a cast of at least ten hockey Types! books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #hockey #indiereads #mystery #cozymystery #booksky
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Sticks, Pucks—And Murder by Samantha Rich
288
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
S(pooky) @vidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everything is bullshit, Willie said so.
Willie Nelson performing at Farm Aid, with captions reading "everything everything is bullshit. it's more shit"
1142
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I have invented Artificial Intelligence!" You've ruined a perfectly good computer program, is what you've done. Look, it can't count and gives anyone who uses it psychosis.
24712
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bubba loves the new babies, too 😻
280
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s new baby day! Six beautiful little Julii cory cats have been added to the no-shrimp tank.
Black and white striped small fish on white sand
Three small black and white striped fish amongst green plants on white sand
2110
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s hairs did day and I asked Z if I should get a bob (heeeey @ignatiousniple.bsky.social ). She sent me gifs of Tina Belcher and cats in wigs amd honesty I needed that straight talk. Thanks, girl.
2160
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i like to usually bring a whole tray of crawfish to my job interview and like really get all messy
912916
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
481469311
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't tell me about any new guys. Thanks.
1205
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
N🗡️🎃k @handpressed.net · 25/09/2026
Hello. I make websites for, well, all of the below. What I've never made clear is that I also host and maintain every website I make. I keep every website I make secure, fast and efficient. And I'm available to help with any issue you may have. All for a song (I really should charge more).
111
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Matt Muir @mattmuir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Web Curios is 3 hours early today because I am going to a wedding, giving you all the time you need to click EVERY SINGLE URL. The week's best internet - EAT MY LINKS! Share! Enjoy! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-25...
0116
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boosting again for people getting COVID vaccines (thank you for getting vaccinated!!) because my mentions are full of people finding it helpful. There is way more detail (and citations!) in the thread both up and down but this is the key info!
19498239
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y’all will never believe my result… “You might have thought it im-pawsible, but you’re not an otter at all! Judging by your ability to stay out of the spotlight and scavenge the leftovers, you’re definitely a shrimp. But when times get really tough, you quickly remove yourself from the situation.”
350
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
𝓵𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪 🧜🏾‍♀️ @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Girl dinner.
0169
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the 27th anniversary of my first episiotomy. Happy birthday Z, you were worth it!
4181
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New playlist THE BEST OF ADULT CONTEMPORARY 1987-1992 Sincere, mature, and dramatic songs about love A nearly extinct style of music, people are too cynical now 💝 Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/5S5... ❤️ Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/... ❤️‍🩹 YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
1614128
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was NOT a great nights sleep 😭 I want to give it a couple nights but my neck is covered in arthritis cream and biofreeze and I’m miserable.
451
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They ruined HEB pico 😭😭😭
211
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Third new pillow! This one looks like a spaceship but had an option to remove a thingie and made it flatter. I have no idea why my neck is suddenly a princess and pillows are peas.
370
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My shrimp tank is doing AMAZING. I’m up to 20+ shrimp with tiiiiiiiiiiiiiny moving dots on the glass that I assume are freshly hatched shrimplets AND more on the way. Now what am I going to do with the 10 gallon? #fishsky #aquarium
Red shrimp with eggs under her tail. Aquarium full of green plants with black rocks, white sand, and a schools of orange ember tetras swimming.
3160
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
1208016649
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Lyn Never @lynnever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Y'all know about The Cowgays, right? youtu.be/VzDgSuu9mLM
youtu.be
The Cowgays - See You In Texas (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Cowgays
3104
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
is REACHER the most cerebral show out now? no. but the star says stuff like this:
+
fattys _revenge 1d
Every season of Reacher so far has been great, and I understand that they may be avoiding the earlier novels due to their slightly less standalone nature, but every year I'm sad to learn that next season won't be the book where he kills his way through a white supremacist militia camp.
• 11.7K
Q 830
G 148
85
alanritchson
· 4h
My favorite book. Fun fact: I had it approved until someone got re-elected.
• 29K
607
G 572
→ 506
• • •
36313
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a really good thread
0148
kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If this new pillow doesn’t fix the neck pain I’ve had every morning for a month I’ll cry. It’s 2nd new pillow (a contour cervical this time, I’m desperate ) and I have NO IDEA why this started happening and why it won’t stop. (I’ve got another fancier pillow being delivered next week just in case)
3120
Reposted by kellieboOOoOooo👻
Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
28920132