Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy belated birthday, @coldchef.bsky.social from me and my three tank tops! 250
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some of my favorite bars are the ones where I’d meet up with the folks I dated but hadn’t yet told anyone I was dating them. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why am I making carrot cake in the middle of the night? Because I’m proper smitten and it’s his birthday tomorrow, and it’s also too fucking hot to bake during the day. Fuck. 140
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I had bourbon for dinner. Friends, not my all time best move, but here we are. 140
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Left for brunch at 11am. Got home at 7:30pm because I’m a responsible enough adult to rein it in. (Brushes shoulder off) Still got it. 😉 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 01/03/2026@sweetbabette.bsky.social AHHHHH!! Skating memories 💜 110
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 12/02/2026BIG win finishing a very long term creative project today - FINALLY! And I fucking crushed it. Victory is mine! Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sister company’s IT team is having their quarterly meeting in our office today and I’m ready to pitch a nutty. They’ve ignored every single direction they’ve been given and keep tapping their badges a billion times on the readers even though they were told they would not have any badge access. Halp. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Being awake right now is likely a mistake, but I’m committing to the bit. 021
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I just wrote ‘February 29’ in an email four times when I meant ‘January 29’. Out here absolutely slaying, kids. 🤦♀️ 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Me, having a pickle and popcorn for breakfast: I’m a goddamn adult! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It’s 18 degrees outside and I just remembered the three cases of canned seltzer I left in my car. What could go wrong? 😂😭 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Tonight I found & shared w/ a friend a picture of myself from when I felt loved. Then i sent it to myself as a reminder that the feeling still exists, & will again, even if I don’t feel it right now. It’s ok to set hope down for a minute, but don’t give it up. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I’m hungry but the cat is in my lap so I guess I’m just going to continue to be hungry for a while. 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I just vacuumed my couch. I need to do that more often. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This may be the first deep breath I’ve taken since April. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I managed to misplace a piece of toast this morning. No idea where I put it. That should be fun to find eventually. At least I hadn’t added any schmear yet! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/09/2025‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ I dunno… is ‘naps’ a career? 130
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It’s wild that, even when your friends die, instagram continues to let you know that this is an account they follow that you may like. 031
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Having arguments in my brain with people like I’m prepping a battle strategy for problems that I have no confirmation actually exist yet. So, today is already fun. 🙄 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I genuinely no longer know what day it is today. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 18/08/2025What is the opposite of chill? Because I am whatever that is right now 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Get you a friend like @sweetbabette.bsky.social who tells you ‘wow, you’re gonna feel like shit tomorrow but get your life tonight!’ in times of turmoil that will only be satisfied temporarily by poor decisions and a lot of dairy. I love you, boo. 130
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Legit can’t wait to regret my future decision to smoke this very, very stale, flavored cigarette. Oh, reliving my youth in NJ. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Time to try to get $30K either returned or transferred to another account at the USPS. What could go wrong? 🤣 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I’m crying and drinking a High Life in a black ankle sock coozie in a Roman Catholic cemetery on a Saturday morning. Doing. Great. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck FUCK! The frustration levels are very high right now. 110
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 18/07/2025There is a fucking mouse in my fucking bathroom and now I am *wide the fuck awake* instead of sleeping. The cat is fascinated and will not leave the bathroom which… fuck. Ok, I guess? 110
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been this tired before, including all of 2014 @sweetbabette.bsky.social 120
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Breakfast. I will not be taking questions at this time. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Having leftover disco fries for breakfast and can’t *possibly* imagine why I am also having heartburn for breakfast. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Seriously loving all of this foil-in-pattern action. 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/06/2025That blue floral number with the foil blue running throughout - delightful! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Ok, I love this one!! Yes, absolutely, to those gargantuan sequins 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Seriously, internet? Now’s the time you choose to go out? 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Oh, for fuck’s sake, this goddamn week… …ok, I feel better now. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 02/06/2025This is how I want to go. Just one day have my body collapse into a heap of scrap like the Bluesmobile. This is the way. #hatm 070
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Closed captioning: (less successful response and laughter) - I’m dying 🤣 #hatm 160
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Dan Ackroyd is awkward perfection in this movie. #hatm 070
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Might be having a mini panic attack - as a treat. 020
