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Lisa Marie

@lisamarietea.bsky.social
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SF native in NO. I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time, and it does not diminish my powers. It expands them. -Lawyer Barbie Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson LMDB, PI, Esq.

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Allenk_81 @allenk81.bsky.social · 7h
Most of us men don't realize the privilege we have to not have to worry about the things women have to worry about. Every second of everyday.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 5h
I've been asking men for awhile now "what it's like to be the ultimate apex predator?" bc they don't have to move through the world with consideration and the amount of men who don't even ponder our perspective is frankly disrespectful.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19h
The state should never kill anyone. In case there was any debate about it.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 19h
Saw this movie at a screening in Berkeley what feels like 18 lifetimes ago now. It's really good, check it out.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 20h
🥹
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 30/09/2026
We should absolutely protect Jane Doe and talk about what we can learn from the failures before, during, and after the harm in this case, but we gotta keep pointing out that this is but one case in an overwhelming, gigantic sea of experiences like this.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 23h
I have seen a prayer of rage (episcopal) and a witches hex on tiktok and what is a prayer if not a spell? Follow me for more Catholic school to witchcraft pipeline heresy.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They coulda just done this, ya know. There was nothing requiring them to follow only watered down title IX. You can almost always go stronger than the law. Good on the public for the pressure bc that's the only reason it happens now.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💯💯💯💯💯
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ommmgg I just learned a new fact I am never forgetting about how dumb men are www.tt.site/t/ZP8EX1v3f/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/09/2026
occasionally you see birds which make you think, “oh yeah, okay, i can see how these were once dinosaurs”
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn straight, my favorite Avenger. (Also I used to want to go on inside the actors studio and my own it's mythical kitchen where I'm having them make me yet want pot stickers.)
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since we're talking about how bad fraternities are for society, a reminder that the largest fraternity I'm aware of is police. The thin blue line extends to all other law enforcement. Just something to consider...
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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text!
How to avoid sexual assault!
A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE*
sexual violence centre cork
DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS
USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM!
IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM
SEXUALLY ASSAULTING
SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU.
WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP. THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM.
WHEN YOU SEE
A WOMAN
WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE.
IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND
SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.
CARRY A WHISTLE.
IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE
SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.
*for perpetrators.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was shocking how racist the frats were in undergrad. KAs dressed up like literal confederates! Out in the open! In the aughts! I was doing my walk around the lakes & there were guys in uniforms and girls in hoop skirts & my California ass is like WTAF is happening?? The AUGHTS!
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honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the main reasons fraternities still exist is that membership signals to potential employers that you’re capable of keeping institutional secrets, even when it means covering up illegal behavior.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Timeline cleanse!
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol sob
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get their asses, Ron Funches.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh Cubs...
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was yelling the same thing at the TV. Literally texted @mostlymartha.bsky.social about it.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm enjoying yelling at Line of Fire for stupid ass but completely predictably bad police work. It's dumb fun.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have watched this an absurd amount of times and Joshua Dobbs just taking it and fixing it without saying a word is fucking killing me.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol tiktok be the most listening in app out there
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my goooodddd. (H/t @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social)
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There seems to be a lot of discussion #onhere about there needing to be a reward for being a Good Man &, like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? You do good bc THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. You just DO the good work because? How do you not? The incentive is not being a piece of shit. Like???
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about this again. It's a rough week/month/existence to be a conscientious person but not everyone is horrible (though a lot of y'all need to get right with whatever higher power you believe in) and those of you that are good people, keep on doing that.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyway. The Cornell thing had me finally brave enough to look up the guy who sexually assaulted me in college. I'd finally blocked him from "suggested follows" on social media years ago. Turns out he's dead.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I rode in an all female Mardi Gras krewe last year and my genuine favorite thing about it is that you get to spend an entire day A WHOLE ENTIRE DAY with not a single man invading your space. And once they're in it again it's SO obvious. Men just casually destroy us on the regular. We all got stories
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
Women: hey can we have functional pockets on our clothes? Society:
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm really tired of only talking about white men who haven't been relevant in thirty years for the next presidency. That's it? That's all we got? I know it has to be a man bc y'all hate women more than fascism but, like, isn't there one relevant man anywhere?
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's also the female cops. I remember my mom being totally dismissive of a college girl who said she'd been raped. They are wildly unequipped to handle it. Wildly. The least emotionally intelligent person you know is the first stop? Fucking nah.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?
jessica.substack.com
Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Carthage during the Punic Wars
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"he went to Stanford. How is he so dumb?!" I got news for you about the farm... We should return all of silicon valley to farmland as is good and right.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goat cradles a small gray creature  in his arms, says to hamster “look at this puppy I found. I named him spike” hamster says “that’s a chupacabra. They drink goats’ blood.” Goat holds out his arms, the chupacabra hangs off by its teeth. Goat says “oh. So that’s why Spike’s so bitey.”
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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks Mom
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh a multiple tight end offense? Who woulda thought that would be successful?
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl chomping the giant bear paw pretzel, wanna be friends?
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb William on the sidelines
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Tank Of Gas Blue Brothers
ALT: Tank Of Gas Blue Brothers
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Phone friends are real friends. I would ride and die for all of you.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm very frustrated today with how we keep thinking the danger is coming. It's, like, bitch, it's already here! The fascism is here! The climate change is here! The broken society is here! And we have pretty much zero structural plan to address it. Anyway. Happy Monday!
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Mair Dundon @quietaction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#AltText
Tweet thread:

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas - 4h
They say, "this could ruin his life," without acknowledging it already ruined hers.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas - 4h
They say, "he was just a kid," without acknowledging that she was, too.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas - 4h
They say, "he was just a kid," without acknowledging that she was, too.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas • 4h
They say, "it was just a few stupid minutes," without acknowledging how those few minutes changed all her years.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas • 4h
They say, "he doesn't deserve this," as if she does.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas • 4h
They say "boys will be boys," without realizing that denied this girl her girlhood.

marisa kabas @MarisaKabas • 3h
They say, "he deserves better," while implying she does not.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flames on the side of my face that a guy from Minnesota who got famous making dick jokes on deadspin is cosplaying as a San Franciscan reviewing Tadich. Ya know we still have natives in the city, right, SFGate? Are you writing for the Midwest? I have to imagine that's the audience for this tripe.
sfgate.com
I tried the $60 cioppino at Tadich Grill, San Francisco's oldest restaurant
Our columnist put the crabcakes to the Maryland test.
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