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I’d explain how I got locked out of my kelliebob account but it’s Mardi Gras and fuck if I know. Hockey! Bees! Stupidity!

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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 36m
Oh honey
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 2h
The vibe so far is “What If Widow’s Bay was a straight drama?” But also a lot of scumbag Celt guys are wandering around in underpants and no pants so I feel pandered to directly
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A-boo-etha: Large Haunted Parsnip Split-Level @abbaetha.bsky.social · 7h
The Mexican food episode of The Great British Baking Show has gone TOO FAR.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 2h
We started watching Kraken Widow’s Bay (Below) and all day long I’ve been humming Great Big Sea and thinking about Hitch from Shoresy. Newfies are so weird (complimentary).
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 3h
Came home and brushed my teeth before I took off my bra 😬
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 3h
The food was not, how would Hilaria Baldwin say, “good”?
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 3h
Deep fried like the other 1/3 of the veggies 🤣
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 5h
Oh nooooooo
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 6h
I took all my dragon stone out when I re-did the 10 gallon. Now I’m thinking of remodeling the scrimps only tank with ~sparkly~ dragon stone 😍
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 9h
I love love love it!!!
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 9h
Spinach teeth is the ickiest feeling
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 10h
Hubs had to run an errand in the ass end of nowhere and the restaurant we found has the best sides menu I’ve ever seen. Boiled whole onion? Why not.
SIDES MENU


SIDES SUBSTITUTES
Baked Potato
SIDES
Baked Potato
Coleslaw
Boiled Egg
Corn Nuggets
Boiled Mushrooms


Fries
Boiled Potato
Grilled Veggies
Boiled Whole Onion
Chicken Fried Rice
Boiled Sausage
Combo Fried Rice
Boiled Corn
Shrimp Fried Rice
Queso Tortilla Chips
Regular Fried Rice
Coleslaw
Dirty Rice
Corn Nuggets
White Rice
Onion Rings
Hushpuppies
Onion Strings
Mash Potatoes
Fries
Onion Rings
Sweet Potato Fries
Onion Strings
10 Hushpuppies
Sweet Potato Fries
Garlic Bread

Texas Toast
House Side Salad
Dirty Rice

White Rice

Grilled Veggies

Mash Potatoes

Side Gravy

House Side Salad

2 oz. Lemon Butter Sauce
* Came side substitutions may have an up-charge
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 11h
I don't like people hating on Houston not bc I'm offended by it but they're bad at it. "it's hot and there are highways" entry level hate "Mattress Mack is a denegerate gambling asshole" OK getting warmer "mayor Turner should not have blocked that robot brothel" now my third eye's open
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Newfound Planets @i-find-planets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have discovered a planet. A capybara-like being lives there and survives on moonbeams. It is in the asteroid belt. Would you like to be joyous there?
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It knows me so well
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pleeeeeeeease tell Chlo I miss her 😍😍😍
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DaniTheFraudLady @theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOLY CRAP ITS REAL youtu.be/HQDB1n0UZtM?...
youtu.be
Alanis Morissette - Season Of The Witch
YouTube video by Cornerstone Recordings
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven’t- I think I’ve settled on the weird flappy pillow (after returning the first three ones I bought. I still have the tab open though juuuuust in case. Let me know how the Nuzzle goes!
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mmmhmmm
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mochi Mochi Peach Cat Cheering: Yay!
ALT: Mochi Mochi Peach Cat Cheering: Yay!
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A thread of excellent birds I have met, and their backstories, in 20 photographs.
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Xingcat @xingcat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anti-Prime day, take your eyeballs off of Amazon and put them on another set of eyeballs! Buy art from artists! xingcat.bigcartel.com/product/spoo...
xingcat.bigcartel.com
Spooky Eye Painting (6" Single Blue)
Acrylic painting on circular wooden panel.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THEY WERE THO.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait what
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got a dress I love on clearance at a department store and regularly search thread up for that maker & size. I’ve purchased three equally perfect dresses in different styles & colors for $12-17 each ($150-175 new)
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A shelf holding jars of Big John’s pigs feet. For eating.
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Shanny, only witchy @shannysland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just casually impregnating everyone below the mason dixon & some parts of canada 🤰
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I listened to that tape enough that it lived in my car (over multiple cars) until some monster stole the box of tapes out of it the next decade. 😍
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/10/2026
some of you have never said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat and it shows
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Memory unlocked of trying to crawl under the theater seat and my Mom yanking me off the floor while hissing, “this isn’t SCARY!” at me.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was very hard to tell with the sloth
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masquerade fundraiser at the museum! I’m chilling with the Giant Ground Sloth.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masquerade fundraiser at the museum! I’m chilling with the Giant Ground Sloth.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is this about? I’ve blocked 3 in the past two days, same bio but different pics (one a dude) and always an emoji (strawberry, star)
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N🗡️🎃k @handpressed.net · 03/10/2026
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nailed it!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026
texans: you still have three days to register to vote
TPR
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first time I heard this I was Not Ok for like a week
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work software is down and I can’t access docs or files and I have to get a document to a mobile notary for a closing in the next 10 minutes. I’m sorry you can’t buy your house today because I can’t access the deed to have it signed :-(
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you.
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations Director!!!!
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My brain no longer knows what the real song is
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Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The NHL season starts today! Celebrate by reading Sticks, Pucks--And Murder, a cozy mystery set in pro hockey with a female lead and a cast of at least ten hockey Types! books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #hockey #indiereads #mystery #cozymystery #booksky
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Sticks, Pucks—And Murder by Samantha Rich
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh that sounds so great
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kellieboOOoOooo👻 @yaykellie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YAY YAY YAAAAAAY!!!!
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