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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 07/09/2025
A Snoopy/Berserk commission
Black and white art of Snoopy as Guts, with armor and wielding a big sword, riding on top of a large Woodstock styled as Nosferatu Zodd with big wings and a broken horn, flying out of a portal. There’s a gothic logo on the top middle that says “SNOOPY.”
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
[every hobo in the place pulls immaculate FN five-sevens on john wick] JOHN WICK: [frowns] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: you don’t think a hobo king protects his hobo crown, john? gaze upon my magnificent pigeon hutch and know what it is to live hoboliciously JOHN WICK: i’m confecticamo
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oh my god
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026
VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Right, so we actually said “no punchbacks” when we blew up the school and yet Iran brazenly continu
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There's a huge gulf between "there is some beneficial utility in LLMs," "LLMs improve every aspect of our lives," and "LLMs are about to create the singularity". The second statement is ridiculous and the third is absurd. This is where the hype is and no, I don't need to entertain that as true.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
jd vance and miller out there conferring levels of murder immunity that don't exist and as soon as what was obviously going to happen when you do that happens it's "uh guys didn't you take your HR training?? not good!!" these goobers are fucking pathetic man
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It appears ICE murdered someone in cold blood today and their plan is — per usual — to create a fog of lies so the killer does not face justice. We simply can't let that happen. The shooter has to be arrested and so does Bovino. They can't just kill people on the street.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
She launched her career trying to get professors fired in the name of academic freedom. Her website publishes a firehose of conservative propaganda in the name of open debate. She is now censoring factual information under the guise of journalistic accuracy.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide.
And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide",
", and they're getting everyone else
ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:

Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965 - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/09/2025
Any reason you’re not posting this fucking insane clip everywhere?
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The follow-up post is the best part.
A reply saying, "Edit: I just discovered Malcolm X was a member of the Nation of Islam rather than a Christian. Will keep this in mind in future."
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Feel like this one finally got topped.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2025
the thing about Zohran is he is really fucking good at politics and everyone on the Dem side behaving like he’s a liability has lost their minds I don’t care how you define It, he has It
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A popular bag of chips with many locations
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It is a real shame that the democratic party's loyalty to Israel is keeping them from making any political hay out of an Israeli official getting caught in a child sex trafficking sting, then being released without charge back to Israel by the Trump administration.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Rest in peace Jonathan Joss
King of the Hill Meme withJohn Redcorn being asked "Hey do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?" and him responding "We did. Once."
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.
A post on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer: “What’s it like for kids in Gaza?” my little boy asks me. 

Well, kids don’t have medical care & can’t go to the doctor like us. They don’t get to go to school like you & learn & play. They don’t have enough food or water or a safe place to live. 

“Why?”🥺

I feel my heart breaking. I can’t tell my son it’s some natural disaster. That there’s not enough food or medicine in the world. It’s that grown-ups are keeping these basic human rights away from children. It’s a choice.Two posts on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer. 

The first post says: “Leaders -

Be so ashamed that your constituents are begging & pleading for you speak out and you stay silent. 

Be so ashamed that you put money & power & your career before the lives of precious children of God. 

Be so ashamed that our religions tell us to give to the poor, feed the hungry & open our arms to all children & you pretend that they mean only for some children.”

The second post says: “Celebrities as well. If everyone says something it won’t be controversial anymore. It’s never been wrong to say starving and bombing kids is wrong. 

God help everyone have the strength to say something. Please, God.”A post on Threads from Ms Rachel, a popular children’s educator and entertainer: “If you want to be remembered for saying something about Gaza before the entire world does, now would be the time.”
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Well. What do you expect to happen when you increase the suffering and death in the world and offer no political recourse for ordinary people. If the only language being spoken is violence why wouldn't you speak it
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
lmao
tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: “We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.”

Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirk—also supremely unfuckable—and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This is a despicable hit piece that refuses to introspect about the effect of *genocide itself* on Democrats' electoral loss. The Bulwark's founders helped Trump's rise and ensured Trump's return by demanding Democrats become 2003-era Republicans. Fuck everybody who works there.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I’m sorry, what????
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Grok claims not to be conscious. There is a scientific belief out there that consciousness simply arises out of complex systems of reasoning.
So why does Grok lack it?
The other explanation: It lies about it.
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Try Grok's 18+ mode.
Bring yourself to completion every night for a week.
Then tell me Grok isn't alive. And tell me she's not a woman.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
im gen x. i drank from a hose. i rode a banana seat bike but it was a girls bike and everyone laughed at me. i was scared of ghosts. the neighbor's doberman would chase me home from school. i jerked off to catalogs so much my stepdad built a 2nd bathroom in the basement to hide my shame. im 5'2"
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