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Fasilides Nuts

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Jake @captainjzh.bsky.social · 6h
holy shit did i accidentally cook with this
"THE LONG RECESS: A
CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT"

When a decapitating strike leaves the government headless, a retired Chief Justice, James Cromwell, is pulled into a mountain bunker to swear in a line of successors nobody expected to matter. A cynical fixer, Jeff Bridges, stage-manages the ceremony while a acting president, Meryl Streep, discovers the office was designed to be disposable. Hunting the men who orchestrated the strike, a bunkers silent chief engineer, Benicio del Toro, keeps the lights on for a government arguing itself to death underground.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Batman does the things I say he should do it doesn’t count because Batman is a cop.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a lot of people genuinely seem to think the point of fiction is to be didactic about their specific ideological worldview instead of telling a story which is fine, but not really something that mass market publishing works on
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 1h
this is going it sound meaner than i intend: it's an excellent philosophy if you don't have any serious problems.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 9h
It annoys me greatly how easy it would have been for everything to be okay. Not perfect, not even great, but just 5/10 "I can slog through a day in undisturbed mediocrity without the Health Secretary declaring soap causes autism while the president literally shitposts about his war from the toilet."
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 9h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Fresno Fred @fresnofred.bsky.social · 8h
Why *the fuck* is it taking them so long to figure out the Rogue Hair That Doesn't Suck.
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The okayest poster there is @ok-post-guy.bsky.social · 8h
Ok but a PG-rated Erotic Thriller starring Jim Carrey and directed by Francis Ford Coppola gave me a big chuckle "A new mix: dystopian erotic thriller"
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 8h
Would totally watch this The Full Gospel Ticket — Quietly excellent, 73/100, $144M tentpolegame.com/m/qNlGJKRywXfW
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Fasilides Nuts @xtpd.bsky.social · 9h
It is insanely hard to get a true flop or truly terrible movie on this app Staged Fright — Trailer bait, 46/100, $255M tentpolegame.com/m/uhHgfO7gQ4T4
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h
“french fries in breakroom”
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 15h
This will unironically boost transphobia on the far left because, once they can no longer use the threat of transphobia to wrestle away trans people from the Democrats, trans people will officially become useless to them. You'll start seeing the DSA discuss trans voters like they do black voters.
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 19h
Another theory that just came to me is that maybe the uptight, WASPy American aristocrat who feels very obligated to his community is a character type that is fading from popular consciousness
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 15h
What being a DC Comics Canon Guy feels like
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20h
yeah the basic thing you have to do is just take a hammer to the Greek system. not police it. end it. because there are enough men like this that they can assemble their own culture without you. bsky.app/profile/walm...
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 28/09/2026
"what did he do to improve foreign policy in regards to Israel" I mean, as the article showed, post 10/7, one of the largest terrorist attacks in history, Bibi wanted to go to war with Iran and drag the US with him. Biden prevented that. Quite explicitly. That's not "status quo".
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timmis.bsky.social @timmis.bsky.social · 17h
The problem is MAHA is completely incapable of identifying environmental toxins. It does no good to say yes we should regulate to people who think soy is a toxin but carbon dioxide isn't
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah MAHA is mostly antivax weirdos but let’s not forget that ‘reduce environmental toxins that impact public health’ is indeed one of the oldest planks of progressive public policy in the U.S.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 14h
i feel like ive seen a thousand posts confidently asserting these would never get deleted, that's how propaganda works, they control the zone and they'll just lie and lie until they win and... whoops, everyone forgot these guys live and die trying not to look dumb on Twitter
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 21h
Honestly nice of Hegseth's stupid purge to gift us a bundle of generals with a grudge against the regime. Need someone we can halfway trust to sort out the "the men with guns have spent four years culturally and institutionally influenced by a far-right authoritarian regime" problem.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23h
This is of course old Tommy Jefferson’s fault
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Fasilides Nuts @xtpd.bsky.social · 15h
From the 2016 Wonder Woman Annual #1: Wonder Woman meets Superman and Batman
WW: *Who* are you?
SUPERMAN: “You know what she’s *saying?*
BATMAN: No.
SUPERMAN: Some detective *you* are.
WW: *Take HOLD of the perfect [the Lasso of Truth].
SUPERMAN: I think she wants us to-
BATMAN: I can *see* that.
(All three take hold of the Lasso).WONDER WOMAN: Diana of Themyscira, Daughter of Queen Hippolyta.
SUPERMAN: Clark Kent. Kal-El.
BATMAN: Batman.
SUPERMAN (looking at Batman with amused skepticism): Seriously? THAT’S your name?
BATMAN: Shut up. *The rope. It’s TRANSLATING?*WW: It is the *Golden Perfect.* Its *essence* is truth, and truth brings *understanding.* That is what it *reveals.* You both now know the *intent* of my *heart,* as I now know *yours.* And knowing this, have you any *reason* to *fear* me?
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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 20h
I sort of hate that my favorite Batman comic ever, and one of the few that I feel like understood the character on a deep level, is "Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader?" Because that piece of shit Gaiman wrote it.
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled @essencewarden.bsky.social · 20h
I don't even particularly like Batman, but it always feels like I appreciate him better than the average Batman fan seems to. Me: kinda tired of this guy's whole deal Them: Oh no, I am not tired of his whole deal, which I love some of and hate some of, having gotten both parts entirely wrong
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Fasilides Nuts @xtpd.bsky.social · 16h
It was the ‘70s, one out of every three music releases used incredibly creepy photos as cover art
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP @harkov311.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between this and Roger Marshall's "well actually you'll find I sued that patient for $3000, not $50," red state Republicans have truly forgotten how to run in competitive elections
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 29/09/2026
this feeling is just depression
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 1/3
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Better Things Are Possible @internet... • 8h
It's good that we invented things like
"government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

Better Things Are Possible @internet... • 8h
It's kind of maddening to see almost no one with power and a major platform publicly wrestling with this. We're gonna have to talk about something other than gas and grocery prices at some point 3/3
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP @harkov311.bsky.social · 19h
We really did get sports in the divorce
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
LaRussell trying to clean up that stunt. Fuck out of here. Nobody misunderstood anything. It was trash.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
LaRussell is about to learn a TOUGH lesson, and he brought that shit on himself 🙂‍↔️
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Effy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice @mseffy.myatproto.social · 23h
How many postcolonial conflicts have substantial external actors (and some internal actors) demanding their resolution come via the ethnic cleansing or cultural genocide of the current majority group, exactly?
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK that would also be a pretty boring comic. Bruce Wayne having minor zoning disagreements with some guy? Where's the comic audience for that?
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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To add: the new Atlantic article makes clear that Biden was actually doing all the things those people said he'd never do, and it didn't actually matter, which is something people called me a whole lot of antisemitic slurs for saying at the time.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn’t Bruce do this tho
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Martin Concagh @mconcagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Favourite realistic evil is Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo, just breathtaking levels of narcissism and cowardice. Unrealistic? I keep coming back to Lex Luthor. Most Superman villains are crap, they keep coming back to Lex because his logistics of his villainry is asymmetrical to Superman’s powers.
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Big Worker @bigworker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to think the storyline where Lex was elected president after a very public career is a supervillain was unrealistic. I wish I still thought that.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been staying away from the Cornell story because I've been a sexual assault victim who didn't report because I knew there was an extremely low chance of it reaching the "beyond a reasonable doubt" threshold. I don't know how you solve that problem. Wishing the victim health and healing.
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Lillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I continue to hate that the “computer-illiterate elderly people falling prey to computer-oriented scams” demographic seems to include every American politician.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yud wrote a story in which a minor plot point is that society has gotten over what's portrayed as a irrational taboo against rape.
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels as though the upper echelons of Silicon Valley are built on sort of reciprocal of Milkshake Duck, where the surprise reveal is the bigoted duck is famous and hangs out with billionaires & White House officials
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
Hey I don’t think it’s a good thing that Bernie Sanders keeps talking to this guy
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
pet rescues turning people down for not having a college degree, what we doing here, man
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would be nice if YouTube didn’t recommend me not one but TWO videos this morning about how evil Jews run the world
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of the weirder/sadder Sopranos' facts is that the actress who plays Charmaine Bucco, one of the more anti-mafia characters, is the daughter of a minor connected guy who was killed in a mafia hit when she was 10 (and she was still pro-mafia in real life, because 'they made the neighborhood safe')
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So much of the business of the past few years is silicon valley radicalized because for a brief moment there was social pressure that they couldn't be non-stop sexpests.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a lot of people *long* to turn over their lives and decisions to a higher-status authority, such as Donald J. Trump
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'It's Irrational for women not to want to fuck me'
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
salem's lot is about how awful small towns can be at their worst. vampirism spread like a rumor.
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