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I write speculative fiction short stories, novels, and comics. Don’t take what I say too seriously. We will not argue. “Annoyingly funny” - A Real Person “Oh brother” - You, reading my posts “Godless Commie” - Marco Rubio Yes, I am neurodivergent.

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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 6h
Did you know that the “Stevie” in Stevie Wonder is short for “Stevland” ? I didn’t until just now.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 6h
I, too, do not enjoy Kim nor the kin Kardashian.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 7h
I’ve been watching a blacksmith repair a power hammer for weeks now. Why am I watching this? I don’t know. I will keep watching though. I hope he finishes restoring it soon. youtu.be/-8BI5W96_vE?...
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My Dream Power Hammer Restoration! Part 9
YouTube video by Alec Steele
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I've been holding in this announcement for so long but I am so glad to be collaborating with the BlackSky team on this 🥹 I hope this brings as much pleasure as it brought me making it. I can't wait!
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 7h
I know I don’t really want any, but I want three on the farm I imagine in my future 😪 youtube.com/shorts/EltHm...
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It Won’t Leave You #pygmygoat #goat #farmanimals
YouTube video by Snugbarn
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 8h
Male loneliness epidemic having its own Pretty Ricky era 🙂‍↕️
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 9h
My real conclusion here is that everybody tryna police cake, and if it’s mine, I don’t even need to hear what anybody got to say about it. (Even if it makes way more sense than I thought)
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Dalillama @dalillama.northsky.social · 9h
It's a corruption of the original phrase, which went "eat your cake and have it too", i.e. if you eat your cake now you can't have cake later. Ted "Unabomber" Kaczynski was very particular about phrasing it this way, which is what led his brother to realize he'd written the manifesto.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 9h
Autism be beating my ass. I was never gonna interpret it this way 😭😭
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 9h
Why do they say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too” ? What else I’m supposed to do with the cake? Just have it??
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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 19h
I'd take this a step further, you're actually trash too. Misogyny is so ingrained in men that we often don't even realize how trash we are. A throwaway comment, belief systems instilled that are outdated, being judgemental about certain women's actions, it's DEEP.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 14h
Everyone is conditioned and none of us believe we are part of the everyone.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 15h
I’m committed to finishing this book this week, which means putting down my phone…now!
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 15h
"you're always asking for money on the internet." I'm sorry, bu not being homeless, having basic needs, & etc >>> caring wtf strangers think on the internet & what my bruised ego/pride has to say about it.
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 15h
That's why I don't feel a way when folks crowdfund on here bc who the fuck else is going to help us? Not the way this administration has this country absolutely fucked up & gutted. Folks gotta do what they gotta do.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 16h
As long as AI bitches get to do whatever they want, we should turn the piracy up to 22
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 19h
all of your daughters need to be in some sort of self-defense classes. all of you need to be talking to them about alcohol and accepting drinks, etc. all of your babies need to know their body parts and what good/bad touches are. this isn't victim blaming. this is blaming the world we live in.
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Xae ❤️ @veryghetto.blacksky.app · 17h
idk man I enjoy sharing food, and to be my friend u gotta share food
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Romello Copeland: I Ain't Gonna Lie
ALT: Romello Copeland: I Ain't Gonna Lie
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 17h
It’s back in the 80s, which means last week’s weather was…Fallse.
Arthur Fleck standing in front of a mic in a dark room with a book open. He’s telling a bad joke. I told a good joke though.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I watched Adolescence of Utena earlier today. It was good. She turned into a car. They kissed more than once. The animation budget was present. The theme were clear as day. Nice.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
People say John Montagu, “the Earl of Sandwich,” invented the sandwich, but China’s version of the sandwich (Rou Jia Mo) predates his by 2000 years
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
This or a Maine Coon? youtube.com/shorts/Kebnh...
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Huge Bunny
YouTube video by Snugbarn
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Detective Conan is STILL stuck as a kid btw
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I love kale. I just blanched a bunch of kale.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Eating boba be like chewing gum lowkey
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Whiteness so often supersedes every other identity, and you hate to see it.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I’m two weeks behind on Lanterns now
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Calling my private art dealer to restock my fridge paintings bc condensation keeps destroying them 😔
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L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🧜🏾‍♀️ @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Periodic reminder that dropping a note telling a writer you liked a thing they wrote takes like 4.5 seconds and recharges our batteries for 27-28 hours a pop
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I was only one years old, but my mama said I was already annoying her by speaking in full paragraphs 😔
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
This Costco croissant isn’t terrible, but it’s not great either. More proof their bakery is mid.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I think hold music for companies should go way harder. Where the fuck are the 808s?
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
This is such a faux-enlightened take.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
If the ninja turtles were real, they would be frightening. No way I would be making friends with their scary asses. April O’Neil was brave as hell.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Now that I think about it…where the hell did they get all those vehicles they had?
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Sad thing is that they already think that it’s doing that
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
It’s probably Dragonball or Pokémon. I can’t remember which!
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Depends on what is being cooked. It’s usually nice if somebody does prep for you and goes away though.
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Ms. Me @marsxstars.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
There’s so many good reasons to keep wearing masks! Free for the choosing! - It helps people with cancer & other immunocompromised people stay well and enjoy a less isolated life. - N95s help cut down on allergies, colds, RSV, and other stuff that is temporary but annoying. - Covid is disabling.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
When ppl pay attention to some minor detail or quirk about me. Or when somebody wants to read things I write.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I don’t think I’m good at knowing this.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Plan. I need to plan a lot more often.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Think 😔
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Any stone fruit is an acceptable answer
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I got some buffalo style chicken dip from Lidl today, but what it actually is…is buffalo style mayonnaise 😐
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𝑗𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 🐚💗 @kiyannamonae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨ pls repost and share if you don’t mind✨ if anyone is willing to help me i’d appreciate it so much. i’ve gotten one donation the last few days but i’m holding onto hope. anything will help, my $$$ was stolen and i need groceries. my chime is $kiyannamonae my cashapp is $kiyannamonaeee 👒
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really wish I lived closer to some people.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
SLAPS! 🔥🔥🔥
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I should’ve worn my crocs today. Who do I think I am? I’ve got nothing to prove to anybody! Now my feet hurt.
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