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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky

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"And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe, or laugh, or twitch again. So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment."

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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 11h
Zayda Steel is great
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 11h
Not sure if it's limited to me or if everyone is seeing the same, but a HUGE percentage of the Democratic fundraising emails I'm getting are now from Jon Ossoff, which makes me think that some people on here might be discounting who the actual higher ups think is the future of the party
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 11h
It sucks that I'm going to have to skip Wrestledream when it's in Orlando, but given that we just had a baby AND I'm losing my job in a couple months, I just can't justify the expense. But I hope everyone has a great time.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 12h
So we all agree that Fuentes HAS to be in the rotation next year, right?
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 14h
After the Braves win(Fuck You) last night, I'd like to formally wish the entire Los Angeles Dodgers roster a very merry intense stomach virus.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 18h
Woke up at 3:30 am from a dream in which Elder Scrolls 6 had just been released and it was NOT a game that was 10 miles wide and 1" deep. Clearly the work of my overtaxed brain.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 21h
here it is: Ray Kerr on the mound with Bring Me To Life playing
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Replace the Bobby Cox statue at Truist with Ray Kerr
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am not enjoying how applying for jobs online now requires you to have memberships on roughly 35 different job board websites.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The actual answer is that people like Chait believe that Rufo's open white supremacy is correct on the merits, but think it is impolite to talk about openly. So they view him as a brave truth-teller rather than as a shameless gutter racist.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know it'll pass once Violet is sleeping more consistently, but man, I am so sick and tired of feeling sick and tired.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My little orange girl
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just found a linkedin job listing for doing web QA for Chaturbate, and I'm trying to decide if I should apply for it or not.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"How many local models do you run?" "I run a religion with 1.2 billion members"
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dylan Dodd, God-mode. Dodd-mode? Is this anything?
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matchbox 20 was not a great 90s band, but they were a better than decent one and they punched way above their weight class at least once or twice an album.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you wrote this into a screenplay, your editor would be like: "Dial it back"
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but were they Verified By Molly Shah, is the question
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Braves Baseball @needsativan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posting this every time Matt Olson hits a homerun in the playoffs 😂
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem is that most of the Phillies lineup has negative or near negative value
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a big old yikes.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking Stasis decks in MtG.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dont know if it was intentional by the author or not, but I have always appreciated the plot beat that while some people choose to leave Omelas, evidently no one ever even considers trying to rescue the child.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning
A dbag with a bat swinging at trash
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Belatedly, because I passed out in the 7th: Braves win Fuck you
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colleen @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Walt Weiss said he wasn’t gonna ask Chris Sale to pitch because he knew he’d say yes, so it was up to Sale to initiate. Walt got to his office today and Sale was sitting in there waiting for him 😂😂😂 Absolute legend.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Votto: “I don’t see the Braves scoring any more runs tonight” Ozzie: “fuck Joey Votto specifically”
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OZZIE I LOVE HIM
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Opener got more outs than the Actual Veteran Starter. delightful.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They say "homers are thrown, not hit" well, no. This one was hit.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MONETARY MICHAEL
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will never quite get used to how weird it is that babies' poop sometimes smells like rising bread dough.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back in my Xitter days, I remember people arguing with me that the tankie squirrel WASN'T an antisemitic weirdo, and that it was offensive that I would suggest they were. Some of those same people are now on Bsky, trying to pretend that they've always thought squirrel was crazy. It's very funny.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rotating villain smh
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crunchyroll has had a known problem with terrible English subtitles for years, and Democrats COULD address this issue but they won't even try.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No idea how *real* this is, but if Abbott is only up 8 in a Trump+22 district, Hinojosa is the next governor of Texas and Talarico's victory is called before midnight.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I can ruin your life with one phone call" "I can end your life with one phone" Jack Reacher's got jokes.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I legitimately don't even know how to respond to this. Unless the claim I was promoting was about Supernatural or Dr Who fandom(it was not), why would this be where you search?
Message on Bsky that says: "Got a source for that claim you promote? Because I just searched Tumblr and came up with diddly-squat"
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At this point, the Onion is just Babylon Bee for leftist internet poasters
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything I have ever learned about Aella has been unintentional, against my will, and has made my life materially worse.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Grandparents Rights" is a fascinating thing to me, because it's a very real but fairly rare issue that has been almost entirely coopted by people whose fundamental problem is "My kids cut me off from my grandchildren, and I don't like that" which is....not what grandparents' rights are about.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always a little disconcerting when a frequent poster you really like who has been open and honest about their struggles with their mental health suddenly stops posting for several days. Hope they're happy and they're safe.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of the problem with this website's political discourse is that a lot of people on here assume that if they're unaware of something happening, it didn't happen.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Look at this one candidates awesome policy idea! Why aren't Dems doing this thing" Said thing is, as always, part of the national party platform.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Didiest of Fuenteses
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
::sigh::
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No better text to read in baseball than "In play, run(s)"
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hispanics have a class ability that caps fall damage at 2d6+2. A lot of people dont know about it.
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's genuinely discombobulating to watch someone broadcast their inadequacies so clearly yet unwittingly.
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