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@xanadian.bsky.social
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Seventeen Tribbles in a Starfleet uniform. They/them. Binational 🇨🇦🇺🇸 bisexual 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ non-binaural 🦻🏼 Believe wherever you go There'll be enough music to feed your soul --Johnny Amish PFP: SoOkayHeresTheThing.com

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Troy Jackson after Collins takes credit for rural healthcare cuts in big beautiful bill not being as bad as they could've been even though she voted to advance the bill: "Sen. Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 12h
utterly splendid
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mexican Beef Cheese Cornflakes! I mean it's not *wrong* God I love humans
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ME: Okay, I’m up too late, I’ve got to go to sleep— MY BRAIN: What if elves had ADHD? ME: … MY BRAIN: Is there, like, a table in Rivendell that hasn’t been cleared off in 2000 years because somebody is insisting they’re gonna finish that craft project any day now?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the Dems take the Senate every extra seat is gravy. If we get 52 seats but barely lose Kansas we've had a terrific night. A year ago that would have been a pipe dream.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FAFO
a small white dog who has covered himself in filth, sporting a defiant look

The same small white dog recovering from the ordeal of a bath.
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jesus christ?
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Ed @ed3d.net · 05/10/2026
IMPORTANT: dog
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3462 arrives on the island
A bunny with a small suitcase walks off of a ferry to the pier in a summery island. A nearby bunny is busking with an accordion, and seagulls are all around.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 05/10/2026
Here's a sanderling taking a brisk run down the shore, for all your smiling needs. 😁 🪶
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is great -- TIL some names for an eternal type of joke
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled @essencewarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never blindly believe anyone who tells you their secret to their own life is also the secret to yours. Maybe it's an option, but there are some rather presumptuous people out there who will tell you that your goals are a Dogshit Way to Live that Causes You Pain, and your anathema is Good, Actually.
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sky 𐂂 @skunkgender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting kicked out of costco for being a proshipper
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Democratic Senate nominees are now leading or tied in five reliably Republican states, according to a new NYT/Siena poll. Kansas 45% Adam Hamilton (D) 45% Roger Marshall (R) Texas 51% James Talarico (D) 45% Ken Paxton (R) Alaska 50% Mary Peltola (D) 43% Dan Sullivan (R)
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 04/10/2026
The show I'm watching just had someone listening to Insane in the Brain on a discman plugged into their car and then it did a smash cut to the present day with "31 years later" and I have suffered fatal xennial psychic damage.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very happy 34th anniversary to First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama, I love their love. 💙
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 03/10/2026
First time catching a sunset in a squirrel eye. Might make this a thing.
The vertical eye of a squirrel with the reflection of the sun setting over trees in the distance and the reflection of the tree in the foreground
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I won't say "stop, stop, he's dead already" because it's all gas no brakes until the election, but jesus christ lol this is great
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fibonachos! Bet you can’t eat just one! Or two! Or three! Or five, or eight, or thirteen…
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are actually going to cure cancer. Damn.
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In these grim political days when so many are understandably & righteously angry, exhausted, frustrated, & sometimes ill, may the resistance have the stamina of a toddler in full meltdown for the entire last hour of a four+ hour flight. We need that energy.
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lindsey @lindseywoho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New guy on the porch leaned into pets for the first time tonight @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Snack snatcher from my collection, 1963. The back says “Fluffel, the well fed cat. In our trailer in Cozy Trailer Park, Edison, NJ (he is 6 mo. old).”
Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby cat standing on a seat with its front paws on a dining table, leaning forward as if about to snatch a bit of sandwich on a plate in front of it on the table.
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
holy fuck
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lil Nas X! He's back! <3 <3 <3 genius.com/Lil-nas-x-wo...
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Lil Nas X - World's Greatest! (Official Video)
YouTube video by LilNasXVEVO
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i bet salvador dali was always late to meetings like sorry i'm late time was melting again
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIL something I had always wondered about!
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 01/10/2026
Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie: 
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you begin feminist history at #MeToo then it's easy to despair that nothing has changed (or that some things have actually gotten worse). if you take a much longer view though things have changed so much! the little gestures we make today are adding up to something we can't see yet!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“That things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs”
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My guy friend accidentally bought male lingerie instead of boxers. It's a negligént.
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 30/09/2026
we care so much more about accessibility and universal design right now than we cared even, like, half a decade ago the president rolling back accessibility requirements for federally-funded projects basically did nothing to stop Biden-era accessibility priorities from continuing to be priorities
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it's me 🫠 @thayet.net · 30/09/2026
despite the backsliding and fear in recent years, the world has still never been more accepting of queer and trans people on the whole and it is actually getting better, slowly. more people than ever fight for our dignity and right to exist. we won, are winning, and will win.
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