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William Leisner

@wleisner.bsky.social
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I've written some stuff. I'm bound to write some more. www.barnesandnoble.com/s/william%20…

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 13h
A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis—
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12h
Also do the honest work of eliminating any trace of plagiarism in your beloved product. How? Not my fucking problem! If you can’t run your business / technology without stealing other people’s work, it deserves to die. Personally I’m happy to see it die, so don’t try to make it my responsibility.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 13h
Fuck John Roberts and his faux Christian colleagues
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Doug Hammond @hammie777.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As hard as it is to believe, that is the actual position of the so-called law and order party.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
75 years ago today, the single greatest comic ever published appeared in the world. Peanuts never topped their very first strip. lollllllllll
That mother fucker hates Charlie Brown.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 17h
Social studies students in 2126: "How did nobody realize he was insane and remove him??"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DINOSAURS!!
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok. Drop his ass in Tehran.
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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The amount of not ranting I’m doing right now is pretty amazing.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
I’ve been asked to weigh in on the debate over whether to bring an iced coffee to an interview. It doesn't matter. Iced coffee is NOT why it's hard to land a job right now, and it's NOT why Gen Z can't get ahead. Our economy is rigged. We need to change that.
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Allyn Gibson @allyngibson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the #WhiteSox win the World Series, does the Pope invite the team to St. Peter's? www.thebiglead.com/pope-leo-xiv...
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Pope Leo XIV sends message to White Sox before MLB postseason
The world's most famous White Sox fan is ready for the MLB postseason
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump issues executive order which changes name of "disastrous midterm blowout" to "historic Republican victory!"
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone demanding Senator Schmidtt apologize to Jack Smith are again setting the bar too low. They should be demanding his resignation from the Judiciary Committe. He's unfit to serve Pound the table. Make some noise. Turn this into a multi-day story
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. Democrats win control of the House and Senate. 2. Investigations and prosecutions begin. 3. Impeachment and removal proceedings. 4. Take back the billions of taxpayer money corruptly taken by the Trump family and their accomplices. 5. Rinse and repeat.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was there television before 1980??? 🤔
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“When food prices go up because farm workers go missing, that’s the ICE Tax. When construction grinds to a halt because no one is left to build homes, that’s the ICE Tax. When our elders can’t get the care they deserve because their caretakers and nurses are gone, that’s the ICE Tax.” #EndtheICETax
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CHC Chair: ‘ICE Is Not Just Busting The Budget, It’s Wrecking Our Economy’
Congressional Hispanic Caucus members joined America’s Voice to call for an end to the ICE Tax that’s making the lives of all working families more expensive.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump has spent two years attacking Minnesota, and Michele would be “honored" to have his support. That's everything you need to know about Michele Tafoya.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's worse is when Schmitt accused Smith of perjury for saying he's never heard "Choosin' Texas"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I immediately thought of Viktor Orban as soon as I saw this last ad because they were the same type of thing he did before finally losing his last election earlier this year. He spent 235 million euros of Hungarian taxpayer money on propaganda campaign material." open.substack.com/pub/heatherd...
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Donald Trump’s latest impeachable offense
Just before noon today, the President of the United States was standing just inches away from the trophy at the Medinah Country Club outside Chicago, wearing an extra-large suit that bulged along his ...
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ella Langley brought an iced coffee into the recording studio
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So unfair that even on weekends I have to do things, ugh...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office?
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't remember which #booksky -er recommended Natalie Zina Walschots' HENCH and VILLAIN, but I thank you. Just finished both back to back, and eagerly awaiting the next in the series.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually, *I* have the most popular song in the history of the world! The fact that Rolling Stone won't report this is highly suspicious!!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Self checkout is basically an argument with a robot over a sack of potatoes that summons an employee to mediate
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Estrogenesis
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So apparently that post about oil trucks going from Iraq to Syria because the Hormuz is closed is AI slop. Sorry about falling for that.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 26/09/2026
When Joe Biden took office, America’s allies were willing to treat the first Trump term as an aberration. That ship has sailed. The world is no longer waiting for us to come to our senses, and the trust we squandered may take a generation to rebuild if anyone still believes we are capable of it.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s been hard enough selling something on Facebook Marketplace or finding an apartment on Craigslist without getting scammed, even before AI. I’m convinced there’s a market for local publications reviving print classifieds.
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William Leisner @wleisner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Forrest Gump: I Gotta Pee Scene
Alt: Forrest Gump: I Gotta Pee Scene
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
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