Reposted by panopticon residentBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23hThe American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek. 14358231100
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can feel it in my bones, today is the type of day where I crop a bunch of unsuspecting t shirts 000
Reposted by panopticon residentBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful 1261696155
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The kids of these people are going to be the most prolific serial killers of all time 020
Reposted by panopticon residentMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1959541883
Reposted by panopticon residentfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394605783
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Something about being a terrible person and tourist attracts people to making travel videos 000
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Small sandwich, I’m pissed off, big sandwich, pissed off in a different way 000
Reposted by panopticon residentlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product 18103389
Reposted by panopticon residentEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice. 281389439
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s crazy how they don’t make WWII games anymore because they don’t want to give the next generation the idea that nazis are bad, so we just do Islamophobia Simulator instead every year 000
Reposted by panopticon residentlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026you'd like to schedule a doctor's appointment? have you logged into MyHealthChart yet? Remember that MyHealthChart used to be Healbe. If you migrated your chart from Healbe Now or Healbe Epic, you are not eligible to make an account. Please make note Healbe Epic is formerly MyHealthChartRX. 762625314
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Guy who forgets that local businesses may be closed for Francis Xavier Cabrini day 000
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Genuinely the world would be a better place if every month was inktober 000
Reposted by panopticon residentAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us 351344492
Reposted by panopticon residentAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care." 5644513988
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Intercept is just texting and emailing me about whatever comes to their mind 000
Reposted by panopticon residentBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wow they really got him 1302733205
Reposted by panopticon residentThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322229384
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Splitting my tarot card deck purchase into 4 equal payments of $5.49 with Klarna 000
Reposted by panopticon residentsamuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking 33898546
Reposted by panopticon residentAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas 191227101
Reposted by panopticon residentRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss. 1182618212
Reposted by panopticon residentJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen 1632213412
Reposted by panopticon residentRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.wsj.comExclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health OfficeThe cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026. 27774943153
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Traitors is boring as fuck tbh, but I would watch a show where Alan Cumming gives you a tour of the castle 000
Reposted by panopticon residentPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Netanyahu did a promo reel saying he’d reveal “the truth” about Mamdani and then his actual speech was a standard NY Post editorial. 782347186
Reposted by panopticon residentMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o... 58755121512
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It would go crazy to eat at the vegan ramen restaurant built on top of the fuhrerbunker 000
Reposted by panopticon residentBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend 121107772041
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just found out Clavicular has a real name, idk why but I was content believing that no one in life loved him enough to raise him, like he just came into existence this way 000
Reposted by panopticon residentDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now this is my kind of foreshadowing 511798249
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sad to find out that the movie about surviving in a whale’s stomach is actually about processing fatherly trauma 000
Reposted by panopticon residentAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over* 775286034864
Reposted by panopticon residentActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Reposted by panopticon residentLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there. 132205487
Reposted by panopticon residentRyan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 22/09/2026A federal grand jury indicted a Tennessee Bluesky user for allegedly threatening ICE agents. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 58549265
Reposted by panopticon residentVoid-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol 92444495
panopticon resident @wizardvision.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Vibes wise, there should be a month between September and October 000
Reposted by panopticon residentJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they community noted my shit 712718277
