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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 3m
"great. now kiss."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 4h
Our long national nightmare of minimizing toxic chemicals in our food is finally over. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
FDA may allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review. Experts are alarmed
Regulator looks to expand loophole to allow dangerous compounds in food as long as they’re not carcinogenic
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 24m
probably forgetting something else
my top nine albums: velvet underground 1969, brian eno's before and after science, nick drake's pink moon, television's marquee moon, the beatles' rubber soul, love's forever changes, luna's debut, casiotone for the painfully alone's vs children, vampire weekend's modern vampires of the city
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 40m
good one, real weird like we like it
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20h
My man ended USAID, condemning millions to death
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 6h
Clippy the Word for windows assistant says:

Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
•I'm aware
•Wow, rude
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Who else remembers the hard core gay sex scene in Apollo 13?
Tom Hanks face to face with Bill paxton with the caption open up that hatch
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 4h
*on my deathbed* Oh no! I never "learned AI"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 16h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there should be one catcher who doesn't wear pads. he should have a lazy eye and three teeth and his last name should be "gunt" or something similar
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
In New York, ICE detained a busload of farmworkers that were actively involved in a union drive. In Washington state, ICE dragged a farmworkers’ rights activist and leader out of his car to detain him. Be warned: attacking unions is a hallmark of fascism.
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
truly obsessed with susan dell's face. like really diving into the rabbit hole. betcha didn't know that's the name of the creepy woman seen at the white house a few days ago. see i know a thing or two about spooky looking folks
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This by Courtney Maum is where I am too. I am grateful to her for the words...
For me, the subject of AI detection is an ouroboros. I’ll speak only for myself, here is my opinion. I didn’t ask for artificial intelligence. It’s not something I need, it is not something I desire. And yet, it barged its way into my life and stole all of my books. All of them. Stole them. Trained off of them. Did not compensate me for this theft. So now, AI can write a book like me, because it stole my own work and learned my breed of humor and satire. So if someone runs an AI text detector on my creative output, it will probably “test positive” why? Because AI is a contaminant that has embedded itself into my work by stealing it and using my own work to perpetuate itself. It will test for itself and find AI there because it AI is a virus that has contaminated the DNA of my current and future writing—a form of intellectual rape. A kind of colonization. A raging plague that some gatekeepers are opening the door for.

If you ask me what I’m currently working on, the answer is nothing book-length. I’m not going to publish a new book in this current landscape. That’s a stance of privilege, I recognize that. And I can’t hold this stance forever, I can hold it as long as I have savings from my last book.

This current literary climate isn’t acceptable. It is not acceptable to have a thing thrust upon us that takes absolutely everything, and then be forced to prove that we are not the thieves.
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 07/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint was born the year Lenin died and lived long enough to not hear "Choosin' Texas"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are so many people, so many, that love film and want to dedicate their whole lives to making films, in front of the camera, behind it, in editing suites and casting rooms and makeup trailers. And that these locusts can come in and just devour the industry, take it from us all, is devastating.
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dad? yeah, it's me. it's your boy. i'm coming home
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so high i tried to add brian eno's "before and after science" to my letterboxd top 4
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump said Iran could wipe out major American cities yesterday. Invited them to do it. Not even a headline.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay this is now full stop my favorite way of describing ai labs lmao
Andrew Orlowski
The world cannot afford an
Al bubble right now
Anthropic is like if the Heaven's Gate UFO
cult went into business
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s been 20 years since that night our paths first crossed in this tiny Parisian café. Since we promised to meet again, right here, tonight. My coffee grows cold as I accept that she has forgotten me, moved on. I turn to leave but as I do, a figure emerges from the rain. Pepperidge Farm remembers
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is the scorebug for the yanks rays game split in half for anyone else or is that just a special treat for me
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish fast food ads would cast people who looked like their actual customers. I'm sorry, but those LA models aren't eating crunchwrap supremes. They're eating peptides. GET WITH IT TACO BELL
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
my culture is not your costume
hallow-scream latex scar looks like a vag
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
those buffalo wild wings ads with the talking buffalo are heinously ugly. it boggles the mind that they would spend millions airing them.
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"it's been an honor to decimate this institution and make a shitload of money i don't deserve"
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
theguardian.com
Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how the new CBS keeps people from remembering that the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House ultimately went to jail for covering up child rape. Which is apparently always in season.
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Remember when ship traffic stopped during the pandemic and whales started singing different songs because it got so quiet? Anyhoo, sorry I ran over your mailbox
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The nice thing about Monday morning *cries in shower* is the sinking reality that your dreams are still out of reach *puts on suit* please god make it stop *grabs car keys* when will it end *merges into traffic* I hated childhood and somehow still miss it
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A panel from a comic in which we see a four panel comic drawn on a sheet of paper, seen from a first person POV.

P1: title panel. "Freddy Fart Face"

We see the crudely drawn title character (think Willy Wonka) from the chest up, as he shouts "FART" with a big smile on his face

P2: a sad looking character enters left of frame, as Freddy stands on the right, listening to the former's plight:

"Freddy Fart Face I am sad please help"

P3: closeup on Freddy's face, as he considers the dilemma with great concentration

P4: back to the POV from panel 2, as Freddy shouts "FART!" The formerly sad sack I the left smiles and says "haha oh freddy fart face"
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
the things we love
A 6-panel comic parodying both Garfield and the Simpsons, starring Homer-Jon & Bart-Garfield mashups. 

P1: Title panel, showing "Barfield" on a grassy hill, eating a pair of shorts.

P2: Hojo is on left of frame, while Barfield is on the right. Howjo says:

"Boy. We should allow new generations to build & create new forms of culture, rather than recycling & repackaging the old for them, ad-nauseam. We should let the things we love die."

P3: the same image, complete silence.

P4: Barfield speaks: "Ay, lasagna."

P5: Hojo closes his eyes in exasperation, letting out a breath before he does what must be done.

P6: A closeup of Hojo --tears in his eyes-- as he chokes & throttles Barfield by the throat.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you hit the second light switch in the bathroom or kitchen you don’t normally use: where the fuck am I
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
didn't rowdy play for the mariners earlier this year
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if the dodgers had a better right fielder, this game would be tied (but actually the braves are just better FUCK the dodgers FUCKKK THE DODGGGERRS)
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Just a cat”. Rude! Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a lovely shorthaired grey cat standing on a line of smooth rocks that look like they may have been placed there to border a driveway or something. The cat is looking at the camera with its tail up, obviously friendly. Cursive handwriting in the upper left corner reads “Just a cat”.
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this guy's demise probably ruined my brain forever.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
these guys look like they're about to drop the most goth album of the year
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william @williamtuttlewho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'68 LPs #205: Safe at Home by the International Submarine Band. This is a pioneering record, but its emphasis is on country, not rock, so it sounds a little like kids trying on cowboy hats. Respect to Gram Parsons, but “The International Submarine Band” is one of the worst monikers of the era.
a really unfortunate cover. black and white is almost never the right choice, and everything here is too busy. the band name and album title is above in chalkboard art (if they would have filled the cover with this neat country/cityscape, maybe it would have worked, but it doesn't pop) and the band's portrait is below, sitting on ... what is that? did they paint over what they were actually sitting on? it looks like they're floating above it. they're all wearing hilarious country-boy outfits, trying to look 10 years older than they are. this is mostly a disaster.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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