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Paul

@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
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Does not own enough playing cards. Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.

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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@scriblit.bsky.social
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@notmoro.bsky.social
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I used to have a joke about Skyrim but then I took an arrow to the knee
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We never made it past the audition stage (twice) for #onlyconnect sadly :( @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
20.00 FILM: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY CONNECT
James Bond must discover the link between a French Public Holiday, 
a Disney fawn and rabbit friend, a small occasional task, and a 1975 shark film. With Victoria Coren-Mitchell as Plenty O'Gin.
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Th[Ominous Whoosh] @mrmoth.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
May I suggest
Batman silhouette but with big googly eyes.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Lords of Midnight. IYKYK
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing gets Men of a Certain Age going quite so much as a live performance of the theme tune to Grandstand
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tealin's Cabin Pressure art constantly lives in my mind. Her interpretation of Martin is so different from other Martin Fanart and so RIGHT.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@scriblit.bsky.social I don't know if you listen to the Weird Medieval Guys podcast or not, but they've just done the best part of two hours on Mansa Musa
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harper Collins execs this morning:
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books
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eclectech @eclectech.uk · 17/09/2026
Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe. Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language. Because FFS. www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
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The FFS Project
A colourful collection of global disgruntlement, because it's good to know you're not alone. A project by eclectech, in collaboration with friends on the fediverse. Contains swears. So many swears.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've held a village referendum
Caroline Aherne and Mark Williams from the Fast Show, sitting in front of a caravan. They are the Isle of Man characters.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GLaDOS has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
GLaDos is looking at you and singing Still Alive, probably
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thotch have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Prog rock band Thotch, with Brian Pern in the centre
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh god. Nearly two years since I wrote and performed this. You'd have thought I'd have performed it again, wouldn't you? Like, why would you go though all this effort for a single-use set? Silly! Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good.
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've done written a thing.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Join the Broken Veil Channel and hear both acclaimed series, plus much more… Or buy as a single one-off purchase. Patreon.com/brokenveil
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@dochackenbush.bsky.social
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A real shame that apparently nothing can be done about this because the balaclava thugs are apparently lovely little birthday boys who are nice to white women* on trains * who turn out to also be white supremacists
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@cromerty.bsky.social
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Spiders now fly
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
British fascists are attacking and doxxing the incredible volunteers of the RNLI. Donate now.
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In for an evening of SPELLING
Neon sign reading Soho Theatre Walthamstow
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tedious man behind me banging on about tax rates. "Jeez, I wish he'd shut up about that" *monkey's paw curls* Tedious man behind me banging on about crypto.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whenever yet another series of "A comedian goes on holiday with his comedy mate/parent" gets commissioned, the "we're so good at telly" song pops straight into my head.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cerulean Littlewoods
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton reading a book to a sparrow in Rotherham As requested by Laura Burrows Painted on MS Paint
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Crowland's in Cambridgeshire now, is it?
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A Cryptic start to beer festival week @oakhamales.bsky.social
A golden pint of beer in a branded Oakham glass
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BROKEN VEIL II If you haven’t heard it and would prefer a one off purchase to a subscription, it’s available at the Patreon shop for a limited time.. Patreon.com/brokenveil/shop
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's going to be mince pies in the shops in a couple of weeks, isn't there
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh thank goodness it is FINALLY raining properly
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jimmy Carr
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As it was Diablo 2 I shall be forgoing your kind offer.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Instead of watching Channel 4 use a Spectator columnist confirm the biases of ppl on FB who reckon there were no ND people in the 80s, the kid they used to bully only knew every fact about the Intercity 125 to be difficult, listen to It's A Superpower??! thedailytism.com/podcasts/its...
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Podcast: It's a Superpower??
It’s a Superpower?? is the first sitcom made by a team of autistic creatives for an autistic audience. The show follows Norah, Pix, Wilder, Sophie and Bums – five autistic people who meet at an autism...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They should only use that emergency alert gubbins for important stuff, like when the next Doctor gets cast
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Suggested this in the podcast today, but from now on, whenever you see Farage in the street you have to say "Ooo, I beat a bin" at him in a mocking tone. For the rest of his charmed life.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
4 Panels of Jonathan Frakes doing intros for Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

Panel 1: Have you ever burst through the door to the emergency room?

Panel 2: Have you ever consulted a receptionist?

Panel 3: Have you ever spoken with a doctor?

Panel 4: Have you ever experienced loss?
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That was pretty good, got to experience the weird twilight effect and laugh at some jackdaws who got fooled into roosting
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IT'S WEDNESDAY It's #buyastrangerabook day! People buy each other books, cos they can & they're ace! I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. If you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only
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Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.
The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As always, the first three quarters of "look at this asshole" is "look at this". We simply do not need to do PR for pricks and villains.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@brainmage.bsky.social guess who's in this again?
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