Reposted by PaulAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia. 3038547
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I used to have a joke about Skyrim but then I took an arrow to the knee 040
Reposted by PaulCEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We never made it past the audition stage (twice) for #onlyconnect sadly :( @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social 48111
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nothing gets Men of a Certain Age going quite so much as a live performance of the theme tune to Grandstand 120
Reposted by PaulGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tealin's Cabin Pressure art constantly lives in my mind. Her interpretation of Martin is so different from other Martin Fanart and so RIGHT. 3409
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@scriblit.bsky.social I don't know if you listen to the Weird Medieval Guys podcast or not, but they've just done the best part of two hours on Mansa Musa 120
Reposted by Paulhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books 818941
Reposted by Pauleclectech @eclectech.uk · 17/09/2026Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe. Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language. Because FFS. www.eclectech.co.uk/ffseclectech.co.ukThe FFS ProjectA colourful collection of global disgruntlement, because it's good to know you're not alone. A project by eclectech, in collaboration with friends on the fediverse. Contains swears. So many swears. 1187
Reposted by PaulBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh god. Nearly two years since I wrote and performed this. You'd have thought I'd have performed it again, wouldn't you? Like, why would you go though all this effort for a single-use set? Silly! Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good. 2198
Reposted by PaulJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Join the Broken Veil Channel and hear both acclaimed series, plus much more… Or buy as a single one-off purchase. Patreon.com/brokenveil 0125
Reposted by PaulGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A real shame that apparently nothing can be done about this because the balaclava thugs are apparently lovely little birthday boys who are nice to white women* on trains * who turn out to also be white supremacists 19531
Reposted by PaulAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 4920921247
Reposted by PaulDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026British fascists are attacking and doxxing the incredible volunteers of the RNLI. Donate now.rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 14624379
Reposted by PaulAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The king's adviser is actually a nice guy: 6957221591
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tedious man behind me banging on about tax rates. "Jeez, I wish he'd shut up about that" *monkey's paw curls* Tedious man behind me banging on about crypto. 120
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Whenever yet another series of "A comedian goes on holiday with his comedy mate/parent" gets commissioned, the "we're so good at telly" song pops straight into my head. 000
Reposted by PaulJim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton reading a book to a sparrow in Rotherham As requested by Laura Burrows Painted on MS Paint 120339
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A Cryptic start to beer festival week @oakhamales.bsky.social 120
Reposted by PaulJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026BROKEN VEIL II If you haven’t heard it and would prefer a one off purchase to a subscription, it’s available at the Patreon shop for a limited time.. Patreon.com/brokenveil/shop 096
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There's going to be mince pies in the shops in a couple of weeks, isn't there 200
Reposted by PaulGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Instead of watching Channel 4 use a Spectator columnist confirm the biases of ppl on FB who reckon there were no ND people in the 80s, the kid they used to bully only knew every fact about the Intercity 125 to be difficult, listen to It's A Superpower??! thedailytism.com/podcasts/its...thedailytism.comPodcast: It's a Superpower??It’s a Superpower?? is the first sitcom made by a team of autistic creatives for an autistic audience. The show follows Norah, Pix, Wilder, Sophie and Bums – five autistic people who meet at an autism... 112947
Reposted by PaulSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The British Media Vs. Plagiarism 2864471524
Reposted by PaulChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels. 231569
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They should only use that emergency alert gubbins for important stuff, like when the next Doctor gets cast 120
Reposted by PaulRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Suggested this in the podcast today, but from now on, whenever you see Farage in the street you have to say "Ooo, I beat a bin" at him in a mocking tone. For the rest of his charmed life. 28674174
Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That was pretty good, got to experience the weird twilight effect and laugh at some jackdaws who got fooled into roosting 020
Reposted by PaulBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026IT'S WEDNESDAY It's #buyastrangerabook day! People buy each other books, cos they can & they're ace! I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. If you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK onlybiggreenbookshop.comBuy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people 32423
Reposted by PaulBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/08/2026As always, the first three quarters of "look at this asshole" is "look at this". We simply do not need to do PR for pricks and villains. 05825