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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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The Déliquescent Future @bothpithyandangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Woke up thinking about Bill Clinton. He was sandwiched between the collapse of the domestic social contract (Reagan) and the insane escalation of imperial violence (Bush 2) so he often gets a pass. 🧵
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s not from the complicit region in France so he’s actually just feeling sparkling sham pain
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolutely devastating 48 hours for queer Marxists
Dolly Parton as Doralee Rhodes from 9 to 5.Tim Curry as Anatoly Cherdenko from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
In the meantime, you can access the censored Amnesty reports on gender critical groups here. Make sure they cannot erase these documents from the internet. Like a snowball. dn711306.ca.archive.org/0/items/amne... A growing threat. archive.org/download/rep...
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the genuine evil that permeates the UK press makes the mere amoral greed of the US press look positively wonderful by comparison
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i've heard this story so many times when it comes to T4TCG
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh no. Exactly what everyone who knows literally *anything* about it said would happen did in fact happen. Wow. So now all the other know nothings in other governments around the world who are planning on giving away everyone's privacy will stop and think for a single second, right? Right??
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 30/07/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Social Network You Know Just Added a Great Feature
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Suzanne 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My work here is done. @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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saoirse @spacethey.gay · 09/07/2026
if you arent listening to podcasts made by transgender women while youre on the clock then you arent stealing enough time from your boss
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Tim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the problem with the games industry is that it makes money in a sustainable way by creating stuff that people want to pay for this is in contrast to how big capital would prefer to make money, by trying to scale fake numbers to infinity using gambler brained investors lured in by impossible claims
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The image is a four panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A visibly exhausted person is sitting at their desk in front of their drawing tablet. "So tired...Maybe taking a nap would be a good idea."

Panel 2- The person is now laying in bed, looking even more messed up. The text at the top reads, "One nap later..."

Panel 3 - "Rise and...and..."

Panel 4 - "I am worse now"
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Australian comedic YouTuber Boyboy sails 30 tons of medical aid to Cuba and interestingly includes him panicking for 24 hours as he nearly chickened out youtu.be/5Dvu7qiM5rg
youtu.be
Can I Sneak This Boat Through A Military Blockade?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Climate Collapse cannot be resolved by individual choices & the focus of our ire must centre on the billionaires & states prioritizing profit over existence. That being said, if "ask Chat GPT" in front of me during the SECOND heat dome that's on its way to Europe: I'm making you eat your phone.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 16/06/2026
2026 is the year we find out that billionaires took secret society conspiracies as a challenge Epstein in 2016: "peter thiel LOVED the secret society idea he has done alot of work on the concept. all failed so far" Guess he found out how to make it work?
peter thiel LOVED the secret socieity idea.. he has done alot of work on the concept. all failed so far
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
more from additional data i was sent last night as the day(s) progress(es)
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Steven Lucy @slucy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Cars were once portrayed as killing children and then we decided as a society to just cover our ears and eyes and pretend it's not that big of a deal that cars are killing children.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“My access to healthcare is inexorably tied to how many people click on my post of Hulk’s left testicle or whatever, so I’m fighting tooth and nail to get my meds. Haha wow what a funny satirical dystopian premise.” She said while shooting us finger guns between tears.
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Blood-Soaked Content Creator Emerges From Thunderdome With Unplayable Spoiler Card | Commander's Herald
"People are still hung up on the ONE time we hired actual murderers to protect our trading cards, so I figured when in Rome, use the Colosseum.”
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In case you missed it: This week's KJB episode continues our exploration of the character of the Trucker. This week's lesson? Radical acts of resistance without a proper backing of theory is adventurism, and leaves you vulnerable to cooption
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Sarah Hans @sarahhans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Anything you rely on AI to do is a skill you’ll lose. There’s a bunch of research on this. Stop using it for “just” anything
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that’s going on right now.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Anyway I don’t know how you interpret handing out $1.8 billion in slush funds to the president’s brownshirts as anything other than “they’re definitely going to steal the midterms by force if necessary, and we’ve already had our last free election”.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/05/2026
Results Age xkcd.com/3245/
Comic: Implications of the age of the posts you see when you Google an error message. [Grayed out error code with unreadable post. Post date of 3 years ago is enlarged with a text bubble. Table with three columns for age of post, what it means, and probability of a fix. 2 hours ago: There’s an infrastructure outage; very high–just wait. 5 days ago: A recent update broke something big; high, but you might have to wait for a patch. 3 months ago: A new product isn’t working for some users; decent chance of a solution in the replies. 2 years ago: You’ve run into an edge case; low, but maybe the replies can help with troubleshooting. 13 years ago: You’re the only person with this problem; very low–post is likely not relevant. 24 years ago: Oh god how is the internet this old; maybe whoever posted this message has kids who can help you.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/04/2026
something something the US has broken down so irreparably as a result of the decades of illegal wars that we don’t even need a Threat to manufacture consent for new ones; something something trump is such a weird old catty bitch that he uses his Threat Moment to build an unpopular ballroom
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The other day I saw a post about companies hiring junior devs now to save costs on AI tokens ☠️ What was the whole point of firing your teams only to pin your business to 3 other ones that can raise prices and screw your process whenever they want? Lolll
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ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
we started with the simple goal of monitoring everyone all the time and somewhere along the way it turned bad
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 22/04/2026
There’s something comforting in knowing that no matter how much I dislike Brianna Wu, I will never be able to dislike her more than she dislikes herself
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/11/2024
"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."
User dratsab huffman asks the question:

To amuse myself i researched revacholian nationalism as well as measure head's race theories etc etc and focused my character on "traditionalism".

Anyway, ive noticed that if i ever click dialogue options that are in tune with my character's political compass, i lose morale. Whats the point of having this as a mechanic if its going to be so detrimental and feels like the character doesnt believe he actually is this or something... is there anyway to overcome that kind of morale loss?Recalcitrant Jester replies:
Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis.

In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness.

The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Birds of a feather 🏳️‍⚧️ @robinyourgrave.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Monty Python's "Judean People's Front?!" sketch remains, infuriatingly, topical & accurate almost 50 years later.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Reminder that you can search by queer characters on Scryfall! scryfall.com/search?q=art... Or, more importantly, you can search for lesbians to have as your Commander. scryfall.com/search?q=art... Let's go, Lesbians.
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45 Magic cards found where the illustration contains “lesbian” and the cards can be your commander
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"And then they change everything about their bodies, their life, their social roles, and remake them as though they should be." That has stuck with me since I heard it. Even as a straight six man I find it soothing and comforting.
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