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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 13h
“We tried reaching out to customer service, but for some reason they were reluctant to help us gut their department like a fish. The best we got was a hand drawn Junk token of someone’s balls.”
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Private Equity Firm That Bought Card Kingdom Still Hasn't Received Order | Commander's Herald
Citadel's last major acquisition before Card Kingdom was a company called Alchemy AI, two words all Magic players love to hear.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From Abigale to Zuri, Magic has printed over 700 Legendary creatures this year with more on the way due to the upcoming Star Trek: Universes Beyond set.
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Report: Legendary Creatures Printed in 2026 Outnumber Registered U.S. Voters | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. – Well-regarded polling organization Quinnipiac University released a startling report this week that the current number of Americans registered to vote in the upcoming midterm electi...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I am a literal, self-avowed tyrant, yes,” said Samut. “My whole thing is that I go to a place and freeze everything there forever. I’m not certain that it counts as suffering, because from their perspective, they’re not moving at all.”
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Echoverse Counterparts: "We Do In Fact Suffer" | Commander's Herald
Hexhaven Academy Tower — Recently, “The Theorist,” Jace Beleren, made the somewhat dubious claim that he has created, or is intending to create, a Multiverse without suffering. Given the extremely imp...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“At our upcoming prerelease, rather than us giving you cards, you will bring your own from home. We’ll only allow cards printed within the last three years, let’s say, starting with Wilds of Eldraine."
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After Supply Chain Issues, Reality Fracture Prerelease A "BYOC" Event | Commander's Herald
Duluth, MN – Due to shipping delays local game shop Rob’s Collectables and Geekery is worried they will not receive cards from Magic: the Gathering‘s upcoming set Reality Fracture even though the prer...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Eh, I don’t see it,” straight cis man Billy Fartson told us, against our will. “I think it’s pretty obvious that the ‘she’ who’s lovely and less than 10 minutes old is Emrakul, a creature as old as the universe itself.”
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Fans Argue Whether "Isn't She Lovely" Needledrop is for Tam or Emrakul | Commander's Herald
(Spoiler warnings for Reality Fracture’s story, but honestly at this point you should have read it anyway because it’s really damn good. Also some cartoon about a clown and a rabbit or something.) Sea...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Our employees are our family, which means we’re legally obligated to feed them sometimes,” said TCGplayer executive George Penis. “They need all the help they can get. I mean, not from us, but from customers whose money we don’t have yet."
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Wizards of the Coast & TCGplayer Host Charity Drive For Employees | Commander's Herald
"With your help, we raised thousands for charity." said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks after dumping $1.3 million into creating an AI Mr. Potato Head.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sparky went nuts when I explained the mistake. It completely doubled down, saying my feeble human mind just wasn’t comprehending the true threat of carpenter bees."
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AI Deck-builder Won't Stop Adding Counterplay for Carpenter Bees | Commander's Herald
A new AI deck-builder is facing backlash from Magic players, who say it is obsessed with preparing for one specific threat: carpenter bees.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“If Mitch is a lich, then I think there are legitimate concerns over his grand plan and appropriate term limits. However, if Mitch is a zombie, brainless and controlled by outside malevolent forces, then that’s nothing new in the Senate and no cause for concern.”
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McConnell's Return Sparks Debate: Is Mitch A Zombie Or A Lich? | Commander's Herald
Mitch McConnell's return from extended absence has sparked debates over whether the undead Senator should be considered a zombie or a lich.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
R.I.P little weird orange circle next to some card names in Arena.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“The Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade and Jim Crow Era? Never happened. All those West Africans just came over on their own one day for all the great jobs. Pre-Columbian civilization? Nope, Europeans were the first ones here. The pilgrims had Thanksgiving with themselves.”
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U.S. Department of Education Hires The Theorist Jace Beleren to Remove "Bad Parts" From US History | Commander's Herald
WASHINGTON, DC — In a press conference earlier today, the United States Department of Education announced they would be hiring The Theorist, the fragment of Jace Beleren’s persona responsible for the ...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At press time, Niv-Mizzet was on his way to New York to give a speech at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum, but was forced to leave the city after ICE intervention.
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Mamdani Visits Phyrexian Invasion Memorial in Show of Interplanar Solidarity | Commander's Herald
Tenth District, RAVNICA – New York City plane politician Zohran Mamdani, in a show of respect for his new friend the living guildpact Niv-Mizzet, took an omenpath to honor a newly-created memorial doc...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What followed was a 20 minute diatribe on how I’m anti-blue. How he was just doing what had to be done for the people he loved. In every scenario he was blameless, but it did not sound like he believed himself free of blame.
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Reality Fracture Charlie Kirk Doesn't Have Hole In Neck | Commander's Herald
“The multiverse within my brain is more divided than ever,” Jace mumbles at me before wiping away a tear and continuing, “and the only person who understood that was gone.” The “man” known as The Theo...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I believe my otherworldly powers can be used constructively, and I’d like to give back to the communities I’ve harmed. I may be unfathomable to the mortal mind, but I’m willing to respectfully engage in mortal politics.”
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Emrakul Seeks Parole Hearing After 10 Years in Moon | Commander's Herald
INNISTRAD – Emrakul, the Eldrazi titan responsible for invading Innistrad, Zendikar, and some amount of planes we can’t list because they now never existed, released a statement this week confirming h...
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING! WotC Accidentally Announces Secret Lair: Pauper Horizons
WotC Accidentally Announces Secret Lair: Pauper Horizons
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You make changes. The deck gets better..ish. BUT WAIT- then you discover a card from 2001 that has never been reprinted. Now suddenly we’re cooking. The card costs $0.19. Shipping costs $4.99. You buy it anyway.
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I Can Fix Them: A Love Letter to Everyone Who's Spent Too Long Trying to Make a Bad Commander Work | Commander's Herald
*There are better commanders. I want to establish that immediately. Welcome back, lovely readers. I’ve missed you. But I’ve been busy trying to make a deck around Henrika Domnathi. Turns out that’s pr...
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RESET THE CLOCK IT HAS BEEN ZERO (0) DAYS SINCE SOMEONE TOLD THE BOY WIZARD TO FUCK OFF
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“We’re leveraging the ongoing breakdown of the rules-based international order to claim some of the foreign affairs powers of the state. I mean, it’s not like anyone’s going to enforce this stuff anymore, right?
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MTG Ambassador Claims Diplomatic Immunity From Criticism | Commander's Herald
Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks was sanguine as he addressed the controversy during a press conference yesterday afternoon. "As we enter Q4 of 2026, we're ready to escalate our social media strategy in new and...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“We worked together to solve our problems, just like any high school student would with his five-thousand-year-old slave-owning ancestor who looks just like him while happening to be far better at children’s trading card games."
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Yugi Moto Speaks Out Against Jace Beleren | Commander's Herald
Following Friday’s release of the Planeswalker’s Guide to Reality Fracture, King of Games, ancient Egyptian pharaoh, and permanent anime high school student Yugi Moto (and his headmate, the Pharaoh At...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At press time, Mamdani has yet to respond to a request by a moth with a fake moustache to fix the wooden door in the Bronx that leads to Duskmourn.
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Budding Friendship Developing Between Magic Mayors Niv-Mizzet and Mamdani | Commander's Herald
TENTH DISTRICT, RAVNICA – In an interplanar meeting between the two, progressive New York mayor Zohran Mamdani and Niv-Mizzet, the living Guildpact, discussed their new relationship and how they’re bo...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m tentatively excited to see some controversial picks that may shake up the standard meta including Stone Rain, Thunderheads, and AWOL.
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Set Review: "30 Cards + 1 Guaranteed Legendary Rare" That I Bought From the Gas Station | Commander's Herald
In the wake of Magic’s never-ending spoiler season, you could be forgiven for missing the announcement for “30 Cards + 1 Guaranteed Legendary Rare.” My close circle sure did! Luckily, I was able to gr...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The man, identified as former NBA journeyman and bar trivia answer Enes Kanter Freedom, was reportedly in town to attend a WNBA game between the Chicago Sky and Indiana Fever, and told owners he was at the shop to “see what the local Commander scene looked like.”
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Enes Kanter Freedom Declares Attack on Alesha Player Despite Being Spectator | Commander's Herald
CHICAGO, IL — In what has been described as a bizarre situation by everyone in attendance, former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom was escorted by security out of a local game store after reportedly att...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Playing Commander is really just an excuse to get as ripshit drunk as possible so having someone legally prove they’re sober every time they attack is a pretty big buzzkill.”
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Shorikai Player Forced To Use Breathalyzer Before Crewing | Commander's Herald
SAGINAW, MI – A local Commander Pod has had to slam on the brakes after one of their regular players was forced to install a breathalyzer on their Shorikai, Genesis Engine.     Step out of the giant m...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“I’ve never been damaged by anything ever and anyone saying otherwise is fake news. We have already won the Iran War, and are on track to win it again three more times this week. But it’s not a week it’s a strong because we’re not weak, we are a strong country thanks to what I’ve done."
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Trump Outlines Plans to Remain Monarch After Combat Damage | Commander's Herald
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump today announced that he refuses to give up the status of monarch, even though many agree he took political damage from the war in Iran. In Magic: The Gatherin...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“We told Niv-Mizzet our plans, and suddenly his eyes light up. ‘Skarrg, perfect, I can get an easy win there!’ he said before flying off. We wake up the next morning, and there’s already a road crew fixing everything up.”
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Following Campaign Promises, Niv-Mizzet Fills in Skarrg Rage Pits | Commander's Herald
THE RUBBLEBELT, RAVNICA — In a move locals describe as “surprising” and “welcomingly needed”, the oft-maligned fiery pits of rubble surrounding the Gruul guild halls at Skarrg were repaired by Ravnica...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Maybe Sophie should focus on working on her own game. She should take a lesson from the t-girls at my LGS and analyze her own stats. Maybe then she’d see she’s averaging less than 10 points a game on sub 50% shooting percentage.
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OPINION: Unlike Sophie Cunningham, The Trans Women I'm Afraid Of Are Real And Playing Meta Decks | Commander's Herald
Sophie Cunningham’s pathetic criticisms of hypothetical trans women do not bear repeating. She is a hateful bigot, and worse, a mediocre player trying to blame trans women for seeing ghosts. There are...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"I mean, if you look at who the President is and how he behaves, I think he would target one of your permanents and then say it’s not a crime. And, I mean, how am *I* supposed to disagree? He’s the most powerful man in the world, and I’m barely even paid for this,” says LGS judge Sarah Collins.
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Supreme Court Rules Trump Cannot Commit "Crime" Mechanic | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. — Back in 2023, in a stunning and highly controversial decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled that while he remains President of the United States, Donald Trump cannot commit...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“When I looked up I started to notice how well his Zelda graphic tee fit him and how much utility his khaki cargo shorts really do offer him.”
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"What Are We?" Local Commander Player's Permanents Always Targeted By Same Opponent | Commander's Herald
BOTHELL, WA – A local Commander pod is turning up the heat after local player Sean Patterson noticed a particular pattern in his friend and podmate Marc Garvey. After several games, it was noticed tha...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“I cast Vivi Ornitier, but I completely forgot to tap my lands first,” she informed us. “So when it left up the correct mana for Counterspell I was shocked! I don’t know if it changed the outcome of the game or anything but it saved me from being angry for about two seconds.”
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Heartwarming: Arena Auto-Tapper Leaves Up Correct Mana For The Spell She Wanted To Cast Next | Commander's Herald
The Internet – Players were pleasantly surprised this Sunday, August 9th, when Brawl player RatColony772 had a positive experience with the MtG: Arena auto-tapper – it left up UU for Counterspell inst...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Someone playing from home uses more electricity, water, internet, and air conditioning than someone who leaves for an LGS. Maybe if tenants purchased snacks or drinks it would offset these costs, but they don’t. I’ve got a mortgage to pay! With their money!”
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New Rental Trend? Bay Area Landlord Charges Table Fee For Webcam Play | Commander's Herald
Walnut Creek, CA — A Bay Area rental dispute is turning heads, as one landlord plans to charge tenants for SpellTable and webcam gameplay.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Residents of The Crown have welcomed a peculiar new face to the neighborhood: a kestrel known only as Nicky. “He’s an odd fellow, for sure, but who isn’t in some kinda way?” asked local owl Gennu.
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Nicol Bolas Questioning Everything After Moving To Bloomburrow | Commander's Herald
Three Tree City, Bloomburrow — Residents of The Crown have welcomed a peculiar new face to the neighborhood: a kestrel known only as Nicky. “He’s an odd fellow, for sure, but who isn’t in some kinda w...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kanna's gonna have to start posting on OnlyGrans soon.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“It was probably the dumbest fucking idea they’ve had in a hot minute,” says Arena grinder Tom Thomason. “The AI has absolutely no sense of game design or balance or anything."
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Google Rolls Back Feature Allowing Players To Use AI-Generated Lands | Commander's Herald
Planet Earth, Milky Way — On Friday, July 31st, Google ‘rolled back’ its new and highly controversial feature that was allowing players who play Magic on digital clients to make and play with their ow...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Everyone agreed that it was the smartest move, anyway. Toxic deckbuilding relationships are bad for everyone, so I just listened to my friends. I get that you’re a celeb rag or whatever, but I really want to just focus on myself and my career right now with my new girlfriend Ms. Bumbleflower."
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Panglacial Wurm Just Isn't The Same After Selvala Stopped Texting | Commander's Herald
Dominaria — “He’s just been sulking in his iceberg ever since the news broke,” told us. “He’s eaten barely any goblins, ransacked any villages, or fucked up any rules lawyers. So yeah, it should go wi...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Are you kidding me right now? I’m in the best shape of my life!” scratches its way from Kennedy’s now-glistening ebony maw. “You call me corrupted when we know Faucci took money from Chinese nationals, which is something I just said so it must be true!”
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RFK Jr. Shouts At Reporter Claiming He's Corrupt While Clearly Having Three Poison Counters | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C – Over the weekend, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. became angered with Dana Bash on the CNN program State of the Union during a discussion about measles and other diseases. Whi...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wizards of the Coast recently announced Dungeons and Dragons Universes Beyond, a product guaranteed to have fans Googling “what the hell are those Spider-Man D&D books called again?” We’ve got you covered with this clear and concise guide.
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D&D Universes Beyond Not To Be Confused With Universes Beyond D&D or D&D Beyond | Commander's Herald
Wizards of the Coast recently announced Dungeons and Dragons Universes Beyond, a product guaranteed to have fans Googling “what the hell are those Spider-Man D&D books called again?” We’ve got you cov...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
CLAIM: The Hall of Fame is just and Old Boys Club for long-entrenched players. FICTION – WotC was sure to include 4 women as part of the selection committee. 10% of the group, just like the global population.
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Fact or Fiction: The Return of the MTG Hall of Fame | Commander's Herald
At MagicCon Amsterdam, Wizards of the Coast announced the return of its Hall of Fame. Once a mainstay of the competitive scene, the Hall was suspended during the pandemic, and finally making a return ...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"It’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Amazon Prime Video series. The one that always shows up in the recommended section after you finish watching Fallout or The Boys.”
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WOTC Announces 'Rings of Power' Set is Ready to Print; Just Waiting for Show's Cancellation | Commander's Herald
Amsterdam, Netherlands–We here at The Herald have a powerful drive to cover breaking Magic: the Gathering news as soon as it is released to the public. We also have a corporate expense card we regular...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Green is about investing time and effort towards a late-game payoff, red is more about snorting a line and shouting "I'm gonna live forever!" and running at the speed of sound for 10-15 seconds before cracking your head on a telephone pole and going to the hospital.
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Craterclaw Colossus Was Designed To Upset Me, Specifically | Commander's Herald
Green is about investing time and effort towards a late-game payoff, red is more about snorting a line and shouting "I'm gonna live forever!" and running at the speed of sound for 10-15 seconds before...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“*Jus primae noctis*, or the idea that medieval noblemen had the legal right to the first mulligan on their serfs’ wedding nights, may have been an ahistorical fiction, but the reality of *jus primae Nauctis* is not up for debate."
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Hasbro Claims Right of Primae Nauctis | Commander's Herald
RENTON, WA — In a controversial move, Hasbro has just invoked the company’s right of *primae Nauctis*, announcing its intention to ring in FY 2027 by getting its Cocks wet. “*Jus primae noctis*, or th...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“When we were all playing the Lord of the Rings prerelease, I pulled a copy of Aragorn, and every time I would say, like, ‘tap three for Aragorn,’ he would go ‘black Aragorn.’ Like he was correcting me.”
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Local Racist Hospitalized After Zhalfir Announcement | Commander's Herald
Boston, Massachusetts — At 6:45 PM on Friday, July 17th, local racist Buck Carson was taken to Beth Israel following what doctors suspect may have been a heart attack. Sources close to Carson say that...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Herald reached out to the FDA for comment from the federal level, but heard only a lengthy hiss on the line before being redirected to Cheryl Hines' personal cell phone. Ms. Hines, the wife of Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Game Store's Strict "No Vegetables" Policy Paying Dividends During Diarrhea Outbreak | Commander's Herald
Dismissed as irrational, an LGS's "No Vegetables" rule is now a model for public health preparedness during the Cyclospora diarrhea outbreak.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In 2373 on the formerly Cardassian space station Deep Space Nine in orbit around the planet of Bajor, Jake Sisko said the sentence that perfectly sums up humanity’s economic situation in the 24th century: “I’m human, I don’t have any money.”
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WotC Using UB: Star Trek to Help Customers Recreate Federation Humans' Lack of Money | Commander's Herald
San Francisco, CA — In 2373 on the formerly Cardassian space station Deep Space Nine in orbit around the planet of Bajor, Jake Sisko said the sentence that perfectly sums up humanity’s economic situat...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Wow: on the one hand it’s pretty shocking they’re referencing that KKK card they keep censoring everywhere; however, holy shit this is gonna go so hard in my Ms. Bumbleflower deck.”
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Fans Unsure How To Feel About Reality Fracture Spoiler Card "Invoke Tolerance" | Commander's Herald
THE INTERNET – Buzz has been expectedly loud around new cards that premiered at MagicCon: Amsterdam over the weekend, including cards from the highly-anticipated in-universe set Reality Fracture. Base...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Giant monsters attack the shoreline, and humanity (in Magic’s case, humanity and also fox-manity and rat-manity and all the other fursonas running around Kamigawa) has to build giant mechs to fight back. It’s not new, it’s not innovative. It’s been done before. AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
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Kamigawa: Titanbreach Would Be Lazy If It Wasn't So Sick | Commander's Herald
On Friday, at MagiCon: Amsterdam, Wizards of the Coast announced the three upcoming in-universe Magic: The Gathering sets for 2027–and one of them is a combination of two planes we’ve seen before. Kam...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Since it’s apparently a national landmark now, the rent has skyrocketed in the neighborhood. It’s nearly doubled in the shrieking maw that became the tower’s shadow, and I really don’t want to move out to the suburbs. The transit situation alone will be a nightmare."
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Chicago South Side Natives, Liberals Conflicted About Obama's Newly Erected Phyrexian Tower | Commander's Herald
Chicago, IL — The groundbreaking of former president Barack Obama’s presidential library in Chicago’s South Side has been met with varying responses from both locals and liberals nationwide, ranging f...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ed note: this article was made before today's Jace reveal. “We called him Vacation Jace, cause he was always off playing pirates or partying with other planeswalkers. And who do you think paid for all those exotic trips? The hard-working Ravnican taxpayer. That’s who.”
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"Vote Blue No Matter Who" Says DNC Rep as Jace Unravels Entire Multiverse | Commander's Herald
WASHINGTON D.C. — A representative of the Democratic Party issued an official statement on , the controversial mage currently tearing the multiverse apart. Despite his recent actions and controversies...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The new school year is right around the corner. If this sends a shiver down your spine as a parent, it may be because your child was one of the many who didn’t make it into this year’s class at Strixhaven, the premier academy of education on the plane of Arcavios.
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Seven Alternate Options for Students That Didn't Get Into Strixhaven | Commander's Herald
The new school year is right around the corner. If this sends a shiver down your spine as a parent, it may be because your child was one of the many who didn’t make it into this year’s class at Strixh...
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We on the Herald staff took our time examining why certain cards have been banned and whether they should continue to be. With the changes we’ve made, we hope to encourage self-expression, memorable gameplay, and the rapid liquidation of our store’s inventory.
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Announcing Herald Commander! A New Format With a Ban List Determined By Thorough Review of Our Online Store | Commander's Herald
Check out our new Commander format, with all unbans carefully selected to be fair, balanced, and also on our list of cards to sell.
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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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