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Honey Smut Cheerios

@drasticgrunch.bsky.social
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 4h
He ookie on my cookie til I crisp
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Divas it’s time for bed -xoxo Gossip Girl -A
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone broke into my car and they didn’t even take my 1-1-1 Black/Green Reality Fracture pre-release kit. They aren’t true ballers I guess 🤷
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1-1-1 at prerelease go bzzz
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will give it to her she’s at least making songs over 3mins
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Whitney hate by the fandom is so forced. And all in the name of a woman who’s facelift (A+ work btw) is the most interesting thing she’s done in years on the show. I’d take a fun shit stir over a disengaging Zio any day 🤷 #RHOSLC
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want to set up an alt on here but I don’t want to jump through the hoops of setting up a new email address
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need this day to be over fucking 3 hours ago
static.klipy.com
Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
Alt: Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My body feels like it’s on the precipice of getting sick. I swear if I have made it thru this last depressive episode just to get sick rn I’m gonna rage.
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being a fat bear during fat bear week
Nicole Kidman exclaiming after divorce from tom cruise.
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine not wanting to kiss me and missing out on a mediocre but enthusiastic make out session
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BIG fan of the new Orville Peck album. Also, free tonight if Orville wants to come over and do UNSPEAKABLE things to me.
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These UK season 8 girls fucking hate each other. Werk.
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mental health is in ATL this week so tell me I’m cute to help
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mary is just incredible #RHOSLC
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whitney, love you diva, been a day one fan, pls learn to 🤐🤐 sometimes #RHOSLC
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t even like Big Mer but damn that lift looks goooood diva! #RHOSLC
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now that they are both seperated I need an #RHOSLC season of Whitney and Bronwyn bopping around getting turned OUT and just being sexy and free in the dating scene. Better yet, Bravo presents: A Shotski of Love with BronWhit
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Therapy made me annoyed at myself today. Aint that just a load of shit!
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally the energy everyone needs to stay bringing against fence sitters and silent backers like lil red here
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore should be allowed to beat his ass
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did a coffee run this morning and the latte tastes like fish sauce and the breakfast burrito I got tastes like it was made without a speck of seasoning. Tuesday’s already pissing me off
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got paid today and was gonna do a Costco run but then realized I wanted the fallacy of having my money longer so I am pushing it off till tomorrow lmao
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Capt. Spike 2099 @spikepoint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this a good time to note that when Macklemore said 🎼walk into the club like what up, I got a big cock🎶 I chose to believe him?
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My job dropping some more hints today about “financial restructuring given the current budgetary and collegiate funding climate” for the upcoming months. Look at them trying to soft launch layoffs 😩
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I went to Mossy Bottom and everyone there was calling you BEAST 😬😬
Poster for movie Shaun the Sheep: The Beadt of Mossy Bottom
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It was just me and all the divas* at the 12:30 showing of Practical Magic 2 ✨ *Middle-aged women
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s where I want this week to go, which means it won’t: - Yash nominates Drew/Barrett/Melody - Taylor wins POV - Taylor uses POV on Barrett/Melody - Yash nominates either Dee or Devens (bypassing the bribe cause no other options) - Icon loses BBB and gets evicted on Bribed Yash’s HoH #BB28
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blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obviously this all sucks. If you would like to support me, here is my old GoFundMe from last year. It is not necessary though, I will figure things out. gofund.me/5c3836efc
gofund.me
Donate to Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, organized by Jonathan Herald
Hey folks, This is JP/Prof and this GoFundMe is to raise money for my … Jonathan Herald needs your support for Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I haven’t watched #CriticalRole in months but I think Vaelus is going to a Zara Larsson concert soon
Original image of Vaelus for Critical Role Campaign 4. She is a purple skinned elf with long white hair. She carries a censor  and is in full black with limited skin showingVaelus for Critical Role Campaign 4. She is a purple skinned elf with long white hair. She carries a censor  and has a bit more skin showing. Her leg is bear in the slit of her dress, arm skin peaks through her hair is now flowy with flowers in the two pieces
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let me **** *** with **** **** while you ***** ** and ******* **
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m really loving the Reality Fractured story so far but I’m feeling a bit underwhelmed by the mechanics of the set. ‘Empower Jace’ as the main set mechanic feels fitting for the story but limiting to usage in other formats. But also I’m new-ish so I’m probably so wrong
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ooof, hit with a wave of hating myself so imma take a nap and get tf out of that headspace cause I’m sexy, hot, and sexyhot 🙂‍↕️
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve never played a Zelda game (started BotW on my switch lite but that screen was too damn small for enjoyment) but the Ocarina of Time remaster may have hooked me in (despite the uncanny valley of Links face) because it looks goooood
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Blizzard in a floptina era Widow getting a second mythic before others with no mythics, AND IT BEING EVEN WORSE THAN HER FIRST?!? My prisms are safe (yet again) 😒
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Insert image of my hole
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Too many of you have really delightful fcf posts and I’m jealous and also feral
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Some of the snacks over two days at the fair
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday posting? In this economy? For this attention? It’s more likely than you’d think. Oh also tush.
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should add Wendy Wu to the MCU
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Unfortunately, these are delicious 🥲
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You’re telling me I just ate that donut’s HOLE?
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Corntry girls make due
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was busy thinkin bout balls
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not showing belly so this’ll flop but I thought I looked cute today ✨
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I should be getting thirsty messages and DMs but this app can’t get its act together and add media in DMs yet and that’s rude
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hotties at the fair show pit 🫣🫦
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Marked Safe from: Ozempification
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly 💔 😭
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Honey Smut Cheerios @drasticgrunch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Its gay guy music video watching hour but it’s just me watching recordings of musicals while doing work.
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