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Warbling

@warblin.bsky.social
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A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team! Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.

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Kate Anderson @kate-ab.bsky.social · 9m
The absolute brass balls of the tech bros to suggest we all just survive in the future off crumbs from the state…. whilst at the same time trying every trick in the book to avoid paying taxes to that very same state. How exactly is that supposed to work?!
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 35m
My favourite thing in the world is when the economy is bad, middle class people get classic poor people problems but still refuse to listen to the ways poor people have managed said problems, oh, forever. Today: is it more expensive to cook from scratch? If only someone had looked into this before!
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 13m
Like tech bros reinventing (worse) buses and trains out of self-driving cars but calling them something else. They want to recreate socialism but it can't be called socialism.
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 22m
Oh those images didn't make that very apparent. I stand Shacket-less then. I shall investigate further - liking the idea of an indoor scarf too actually as it would go with my indoor big socks as a kind of slippers that stay attached.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 3h
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 2h
🎵"The lady in red is frighten-ing me, cheek to cheek..."🎵
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 1h
oh god yes, just give me PRINTED WORDS.
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 1h
© Edvard Munch. 'Self-Portrait in Bergen.' Oil on canvas, 1916. 89.5 × 60 cm.
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 1h
"Fuck ... I left the cooker on"
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 1h
I was just wondering what a shacket was - looked up John Lewis and it turns out I'm wearing one right now. I just thought I'd been cold and couldn't find my winter cardies so that corduroy shirt would do...
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥 Sochi. Claimed as Aframax Rio tanker was carrying crude oil from Novorossiysk to India and was almost fully loaded.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, the DoD just put Anduril founder Palmer Luckey on "Project Meridian," its commission to determine the future of warfare, which may just involve buying lots of Anduril products, who knows. Luckey has made over 1,000 contributions to Republicans since 2017, 23 of which were for over $100K each.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shall we spray some cheese on it for you?
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/10/2026
I mean this earnestly and politely: what did they think was going to happen???
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James is to poetry as Brooklyn Beckham is to wildlife photography.
POEM OF THE DAY
Safari Sam, by James
Evans
Sam's on safari with his shotgun, his hunt for big game had just begun.
Stalking through the jungle, and on the lookout, while monkeys in the tree tops were swinging about.
A slippery snake slithered slowly behind, with a venomous strike on its mind.
A snake-killing mongoose
suddenly appeared, so the slippery snake quickly disappeared.
Sam licked his lips, he heard a lion roar, so he put a cartridge in his gun's twelve bore.
He spied the lion and took his aim, he wanted to mount its head in a frame.
He squeezed the trigger and took a shot, but the gun backfired and the lion ran off.
Then an elephant charged out the bush, so Sam ran off, through the brush.
He ran to the river nearby, while the elephant chased, trumpeting a battle cry.
Sam dived in the water to get away free, but a hungry crocodile snapped him up for his tea.
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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G.H. Peters @gehape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ringo Starr on Jeffrey Archer: "He strikes me as a nice enough fella, but he's the kind of bloke who would bottle your piss and sell it." WIKIPEDIA
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed I'm rather tiring of the coverage... a convicted perjuror who brazenly lied his way through life and continued to attend the House of Lords even as this poor woman's life fell apart.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"A small price to pay for freedom, Mandrake. A necessary sacrifice to preserve our precious bodily fluids from communist infiltration."
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Americans have no culture." Oh yeah? Explain this, then.
A mass produced painting, hanging on a rural gas station wall beside many duplicates, of a brown chicken wearing a reddish cowboy hat and cowboy boots.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe he thinks everywhere cold has penguins. He probably flinches every time he opens a refrigerator thinking a penguin is gonna jump out at him.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe we can rewind and try again. This simulation sucks.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You will hear a lot about the violence of protestors in France but little about the violence of the police. Here the officer shoots one lone protestor in the face with a stun grenade launcher, causing him to lose most of his teeth As usual the Police are the MOST violent
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suspect a lot of you slags will enjoy this. Put 'em away, love, you're nicked.
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Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: So I want to send a Google document to this person. Google: Ok! Me: Great. Send. Google: Yeah... I'm not sure they have permission... Me: I literally sent it. Please give them permission. Google: Ok! Me: Great so the- Google: ALERT! SOMEONE IS ASKING FOR PERMISSION!! DENY PERMISSION?!!!
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 12/01/2026
you know that thing where you walk past your cat cleaning her parts and she just stops with one leg up and stares at you with an inscrutable expression and you feel like you’ve done something maybe unforgivably wrong?
the scene from the shining where someone in a bear costume is kneeling down in front of a sitting man in a tuxedo. they are looking directly at you.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keir Starmer wanted to be remembered as Prime Minister for building homes. Instead he will be remembered for his complicity in destroying them. #GazaGenocide
Rafah, in Gaza, on Google Earth, in 2022, left, and in 2026, right. (from https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/google-earth-gaza-images-update-b3057562.html)
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Angus (photographed) has resigned himself to being eaten if it helps to improve council efficiency. www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/5590...
'Fait accompli' fears Angus will be swallowed up in radical reform of local councils. 

Image shows a man in a blazer. He is not called Angus.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 01/10/2026
#boktober 001
doodle of two chickens
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#kimgakaku
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sgt. Pepper's Ides of March.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 01/10/2026
My "Actually, preparation makes no difference to my performance" T-Shirt is prompting all sorts of questions about my preparation that are really just boring.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He just keeps getting more disgusting and appalling with each passing day. The fucking morons still supporting this pathetic sociopathic loser should be required to staple their stupid red hats to their stupid dumb heads for the rest of their idiot lives.
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a NYT article that proclaims that Hispanic Male support has fallen from 93% two years ago to ... 66%. And it boggles the mind after what has been happening all this time with ICE that they still support him that much. Why?!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.
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Sean of the WTF FFS @sheepbop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFS
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
So far the only retort from the AI boosters appears to be “2025 doesn’t matter” and I’m not kidding
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh gods yes I can't do it without a kindle or epub reader to take my mind somewhere else. They're all so ... unfriendly too. Just like trying to get an appointment at the doctors. Like - I know the pay is awful and dealing with the public sucks - but I have trouble with people barking at me.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a fairly local issue. We do, after all, live in Britain, the country that is aiding and abetting the genocide.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A conversation with one of my fave family members the other day: Them: LTNs and the congestion charge make me not want to drive in London. Me: That's the point. Them: ... oh yeah. Fair enough I guess.
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 27/09/2026
Flying van.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Warbling @warblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's got the look!
Some idiots who have been told that this is a power stance.
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