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Waldorf Sixpence

@waldorfsixpence.bsky.social
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Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 6h
oh my fucking god. in trying to finally get medication for my ADHD which was diagnosed years ago at this point, the private titration service has decided actually i need to be diagnosed AGAIN. so i am starting from scratch. step 1 all over again. because they get more money this way.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21h
okay where are we getting the dogging angle on the us air force thing because im only seeing "suspected terrorism" in the articles and that's nowhere near as funny as an airman seeing a bum and going MY WORD and fleeing, so what's going on
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A vision of hell is the two main political parties in the UK sending their epic chat gpt prompts to each other over and over Grok, roast my honourable friend. No, more jeering. More boorish. Use politically incorrect words
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giving in to peer pressure and buying some leather for going to clubs. Photobombed by cat
A person with long dark hair stands in front of a mirror, taking a phone selfie. They are wearing a black top, a black leather waistcoat, black leather gloves, blue denim jeans and a leather belt. In the bottom of the frame, a brown Bengal cat is peeking up curiously.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
incredible find in my local second-hand/vintage tat shop. this will be an amazing sonic weapon to use against anyone who annoys me in my car
CD album cover of "50 all time favourite tunes: pub piano sing-a-long", featuring Knees Up Mother Brown, Roll Out The Barrel, Pack Up Your Troubles, and many more
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's the bird that goes "ow! ow! ow! brrrr" The ow sounds like a sound effect from Worms, or possibly someone stepping barefoot across a hot terrace while on holiday. South east England. Serious question
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had incorrectly believed that wait time targets for healthcare were supposed to be the *upper* threshold of how long it's supposed to take, but we've apparently turned that on its head. I suppose it's much easier to hit targets where the goal is failure.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I *think* it pointed to this: www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
deadlanguagesociety.com
How far back in time can you understand English?
An experiment in language change
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
did you know. if the police enter your home under false pretences and abduct your friend and take him to prison. they don't tell you where he is. and also they don't tell his solicitor where he is. they just fucking disappear. and they laugh about it
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waking up at 37
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you just want to get to Ansem and finish your Proud mode run but then this fucking guy is there
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kink clubs that insist on fetish wear and then also say "no jeans" are not places of honour
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LAST EP OF SEASON THREE PLEASE WATCH IT IM REALLY PROUD OF IT AND ALSO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT SO I CAN DO IT AGAIN
youtu.be
Just Sharks | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump? | Cam James, Mark Samual Bonanno and Demi Lardner
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Surprising nobody, Coyote vs Acme was really really good. If I had one complaint about it, it would be that the animation is kind of ugly. The 3D models they're using instead of hand-drawn art are just... not very nice to look at. But it's a budget thing, I'm sure. Love for the art was still there.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is mogtomes time once again #ffxiv
A stony white angel with sword and shield says "Babe! time for your", followed by a crudely cropped screenshot of the dungeon finder from Final Fantasy 14 showing Holminster Switch selected. "Yes honey", replies an equally crude cropped screenshot of the first 2 weekly challenges for Final Fantasy 14's moogle event, both of which read "Holminster Switch"
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a sad fall from grace from the company that brought us Spider-Nipples
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
New UK political spectrum just dropped.
A guage which runs from Paddington (green) to Piddington (red)
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Support group thing I attended has two "light-hearted" questions at the end of it to try to lift the mood and even those depressed me. I actually declined to speak so that I wouldn't make other people feel worse, hah.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These would fix me
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: HOW DOES DIRECT BUM LOOK TO YA Area: Belle Plaine, IA, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a32aa5f1cfc F: #f49c7c1d503
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"oh you can self-refer back to talking therapies if you want" can i. can i though. cause i just tried that and they declined me. so fuck you
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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Raven @ravennoises.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hyper specific question that maybe one person can answer: How soon after a new tattoo can someone wear a latex catsuit? I know I’m supposed to avoid tight clothing and that seems like the very definition of that, so…
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently there's a bunch of Steam games entirely blocked in the UK! I wonder if there's a list somewhere, because I don't even know what I might have been missing out on.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Having a bit of a menty b but have decided quesadillas will fix me. It has to work
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nearly every video youtube has started recommending me is like 30s long or less. what is going on over there. how do i make it Not Do That
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So.... Is there a sexual Mister Adventure?
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just an absolute dog shit of a morning.
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Alex @exceptionerroralex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
lmao so code brown is real
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What's a good way to learn basic first aid as an individual, rather than as a business or part of a group? Like, who am I googling that is running public sessions for first aid courses in the UK?
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Given that I answered this all exclusively as a British person living in Britain, I think "east coast" is probably about right Still don't agree with how they pronounce "tube" though
A dialect nap showing that Massachusetts has the most in common with my dialect while the central US has barely anything in common with me.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Definitely a day where it's reasonable to decide nothing matters, whatever I do turns to shit in my hands regardless so fuck it. Let's intentionally make bad decisions
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hand me the aux cable. do it
cropped screenshot of a music streaming service displaying "63 - Bee My Honey by Masayoshi Soken"
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KB @ktb543.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On a thread about checking your testicles for lumps
A reddit reply that says 

"I was giving mine an early morning fondle in bed one Saturday, when I found what I initially thought was a growth of some sort. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a fried egg sweet from a packet of Haribo Starmix, which I had been eating the night before."
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did you know if you load in Jandelaine, he spawns in that pose, scissors equipped to his main hand and everything. that's his idle stance, he's just Like That. iconic, frankly
Jandelaine from FFXIV, spawned into the game using third party tools
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2/100, unless we count bands where I like one or two songs and that's all I know, then it's 9.
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