Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20hI didn't get very far in Disco Elysium and I am not a Political Theory Knower or anything like that but even I could clock that it was clearly going for getting you to think about your existing politics but without the pre-attached cultural labels 120
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When Gremlin wants you to play with her stick she sits and looks at you like this 0112
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"& Knuckles" is out, "AND CONDOMS" is in 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's short for "Mon Amie", everyone in comics is french 010
Reposted by Waldorf SixpenceAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This ancient Greek figure from the 2,500 year-old Douris Cup looks uncannily like someone working on a laptop! 😲 💻 He’s actually writing with a stylus on a hinged wax writing tablet! The technology has changed, the posture has not! 😂 Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me 321353324
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is real like, walk up to the steps of number 10 and slit my fucking throat to make a point. i want to be an inconvenience. you dont get to fucking shove me aside over and over so your mates can pocket a few extra pennies off my suffering. fuck you. i hope my inevitable death is a headache 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i dont think i have ever felt angrier in my life. this is such a betrayal of everything the UK's so called healthcare system is supposed to stand for. no one is interested in my welfare. i am just a product to be squeezed. they can stick their referral up their arse 120
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026oh my fucking god. in trying to finally get medication for my ADHD which was diagnosed years ago at this point, the private titration service has decided actually i need to be diagnosed AGAIN. so i am starting from scratch. step 1 all over again. because they get more money this way. 130
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the young people say he is "aura farming" 000
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The discworld pc game was also my first exposure to it! Alongside the Soul Music TV series, then I started reading the books... 110
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026okay where are we getting the dogging angle on the us air force thing because im only seeing "suspected terrorism" in the articles and that's nowhere near as funny as an airman seeing a bum and going MY WORD and fleeing, so what's going on 110
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A vision of hell is the two main political parties in the UK sending their epic chat gpt prompts to each other over and over Grok, roast my honourable friend. No, more jeering. More boorish. Use politically incorrect words 0345
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you noticed that my jeans button is undone no you didn't. Shut up 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Giving in to peer pressure and buying some leather for going to clubs. Photobombed by cat 260
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026incredible find in my local second-hand/vintage tat shop. this will be an amazing sonic weapon to use against anyone who annoys me in my car 040
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026honey pots are supposed to have honey in them, what's all this vinegar doing in here 030
Reposted by Waldorf SixpenceLen @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added. 51658372
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Basically all of the needle players I know are afab yeah And most of the people I know into blood play are as well 110
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My god, that was my read on that as well. Pleased for you that you have both nice friends and the sense of humour you do! 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This was my feeling about the TV and my last hotel which had no way to turn off motion smoothing with customer-facing options 000
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Doner Dougal, creator of Duke Smoochem, 030
Reposted by Waldorf SixpenceIris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026funniest rom hack reasoning of all time 46100763653
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imgur not being available in the UK SUCKS give me my pet tax 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's the bird that goes "ow! ow! ow! brrrr" The ow sounds like a sound effect from Worms, or possibly someone stepping barefoot across a hot terrace while on holiday. South east England. Serious question 100
Reposted by Waldorf Sixpencedan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112892557
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yesss trackmania before it was exclusively that boring F1 theme 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had a fella at a club night come up to me and tell me he was a career criminal, used to rob banks and hold up armoured cars. Still 50-50 on whether he was telling the truth. It probably would have worked if he was a bit more attractive to be fair 050
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This has done more to get me interested in Warhammer than anything else ever has 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am reminded of when the Tories successfully slashed child poverty rates by just changing the threshold for what was considered poverty instead of actually helping anyone 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had incorrectly believed that wait time targets for healthcare were supposed to be the *upper* threshold of how long it's supposed to take, but we've apparently turned that on its head. I suppose it's much easier to hit targets where the goal is failure. 1162
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is delivery companies' version of the bank tweet 050
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me, smugly: well, I can manage 1300 just fine, what are people complaining about Me, reading 1200: fuck off 070
Reposted by Waldorf SixpenceMarktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I *think* it pointed to this: www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...deadlanguagesociety.comHow far back in time can you understand English?An experiment in language change 24913
Reposted by Waldorf SixpenceSoup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Knight of the Cool S 7512151
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026full restore at time of consumption but lowers your maximum HP for the rest of the game 120
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Did you draw this? It's Sick (with a cool S) 100
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026did you know. if the police enter your home under false pretences and abduct your friend and take him to prison. they don't tell you where he is. and also they don't tell his solicitor where he is. they just fucking disappear. and they laugh about it 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you just want to get to Ansem and finish your Proud mode run but then this fucking guy is there 010
Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kink clubs that insist on fetish wear and then also say "no jeans" are not places of honour 110