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Waldorf Sixpence

@waldorfsixpence.bsky.social
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Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20h
I didn't get very far in Disco Elysium and I am not a Political Theory Knower or anything like that but even I could clock that it was clearly going for getting you to think about your existing politics but without the pre-attached cultural labels
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When Gremlin wants you to play with her stick she sits and looks at you like this
A brown Bengal cat on a grey carpet sits by a bent plastic stick. Her upper lip is curled into a kind of cowboy snarl
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"& Knuckles" is out, "AND CONDOMS" is in
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
So so good
Two non-consecutive panels from Don Rosa's "On A Silver Platter", in which Scrooge McDuck sits on a magical platter and his backside ends up in Magica De Spell's kitchen
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's short for "Mon Amie", everyone in comics is french
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gimme
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This ancient Greek figure from the 2,500 year-old Douris Cup looks uncannily like someone working on a laptop! 😲 💻 He’s actually writing with a stylus on a hinged wax writing tablet! The technology has changed, the posture has not! 😂 Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me
My photo shows detail from an ancient Greek red-figure kylix (drinking cup) of a young man shown in profile seated on a stool facing right. He wears a knee length cloak (himation) over his left shoulder, which is shown in folds around his waist and upper legs. His right shoulder, chest, and arms are bare. His dark hair is short, and he wears a band around his head. He is looking down at an open rectangular wax writing tablet which he is supporting in his left hand above his lap. In his right hand he holds a metal stylus pen poised over the writing tablet. The wooden writing tablet is hinged like a book and, from this angle, resembles a modern laptop. The figure is part of a scene depicting school lessons in ancient Athens, painted by Douris around 480 BC. On display at the Altes Museum in Berlin.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is real like, walk up to the steps of number 10 and slit my fucking throat to make a point. i want to be an inconvenience. you dont get to fucking shove me aside over and over so your mates can pocket a few extra pennies off my suffering. fuck you. i hope my inevitable death is a headache
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont think i have ever felt angrier in my life. this is such a betrayal of everything the UK's so called healthcare system is supposed to stand for. no one is interested in my welfare. i am just a product to be squeezed. they can stick their referral up their arse
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my fucking god. in trying to finally get medication for my ADHD which was diagnosed years ago at this point, the private titration service has decided actually i need to be diagnosed AGAIN. so i am starting from scratch. step 1 all over again. because they get more money this way.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the young people say he is "aura farming"
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The discworld pc game was also my first exposure to it! Alongside the Soul Music TV series, then I started reading the books...
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rosalina sph art at that
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Diesel Thieves is a killer band name
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay where are we getting the dogging angle on the us air force thing because im only seeing "suspected terrorism" in the articles and that's nowhere near as funny as an airman seeing a bum and going MY WORD and fleeing, so what's going on
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A vision of hell is the two main political parties in the UK sending their epic chat gpt prompts to each other over and over Grok, roast my honourable friend. No, more jeering. More boorish. Use politically incorrect words
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Celeste
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you noticed that my jeans button is undone no you didn't. Shut up
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giving in to peer pressure and buying some leather for going to clubs. Photobombed by cat
A person with long dark hair stands in front of a mirror, taking a phone selfie. They are wearing a black top, a black leather waistcoat, black leather gloves, blue denim jeans and a leather belt. In the bottom of the frame, a brown Bengal cat is peeking up curiously.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
incredible find in my local second-hand/vintage tat shop. this will be an amazing sonic weapon to use against anyone who annoys me in my car
CD album cover of "50 all time favourite tunes: pub piano sing-a-long", featuring Knees Up Mother Brown, Roll Out The Barrel, Pack Up Your Troubles, and many more
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God I wish petrol was that cheap here
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ewa.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honey pots are supposed to have honey in them, what's all this vinegar doing in here
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Push him into traffic
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Basically all of the needle players I know are afab yeah And most of the people I know into blood play are as well
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god, that was my read on that as well. Pleased for you that you have both nice friends and the sense of humour you do!
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was my feeling about the TV and my last hotel which had no way to turn off motion smoothing with customer-facing options
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doner Dougal, creator of Duke Smoochem,
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imgur not being available in the UK SUCKS give me my pet tax
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's the bird that goes "ow! ow! ow! brrrr" The ow sounds like a sound effect from Worms, or possibly someone stepping barefoot across a hot terrace while on holiday. South east England. Serious question
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesss trackmania before it was exclusively that boring F1 theme
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a fella at a club night come up to me and tell me he was a career criminal, used to rob banks and hold up armoured cars. Still 50-50 on whether he was telling the truth. It probably would have worked if he was a bit more attractive to be fair
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has done more to get me interested in Warhammer than anything else ever has
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am reminded of when the Tories successfully slashed child poverty rates by just changing the threshold for what was considered poverty instead of actually helping anyone
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had incorrectly believed that wait time targets for healthcare were supposed to be the *upper* threshold of how long it's supposed to take, but we've apparently turned that on its head. I suppose it's much easier to hit targets where the goal is failure.
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is delivery companies' version of the bank tweet
@steph_mcca from Twitter writes: banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, smugly: well, I can manage 1300 just fine, what are people complaining about Me, reading 1200: fuck off
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I *think* it pointed to this: www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
deadlanguagesociety.com
How far back in time can you understand English?
An experiment in language change
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The feather is an inspired touch
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
full restore at time of consumption but lowers your maximum HP for the rest of the game
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you draw this? It's Sick (with a cool S)
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
did you know. if the police enter your home under false pretences and abduct your friend and take him to prison. they don't tell you where he is. and also they don't tell his solicitor where he is. they just fucking disappear. and they laugh about it
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waking up at 37
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you just want to get to Ansem and finish your Proud mode run but then this fucking guy is there
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Waldorf Sixpence @waldorfsixpence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kink clubs that insist on fetish wear and then also say "no jeans" are not places of honour
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