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Waffle Coffee

@wafflecoffee.bsky.social

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"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql… polished turds: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql… County Galway 🇮🇪

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Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

die hard is NOT a christmas movie...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

die hard is a black friday movie...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

die hard is a thanksgiving movie...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

die hard is a bonfire night movie... (in the UK)

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

die hard is a halloween movie...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

if you liked that wait until you hear how he got his chocolate chute filled to the brim with gloop...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

🫂

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A lint roller but for my life

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

"oh yeah? well how about you 'everlasting gobstopper' on these you fucking weirdo" charlie said, stuffing another oompa loompa bollock into wonka's mouth...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

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Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

👋 🧀

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

🫂

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

let’s flood the house with carbon monoxide, make love, pass out sex-drunk & call it a life

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Actually, how even did Gwyneth Paltrow get away with selling that candle? Like if there was a Robert DeNiro candle called, “This Smells Like My Penis” it would be borderline sex offense.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

But have you tried a comically large sandwich about it?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

die hard is a labour day movie...

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

float like poop in a hot tub, sting like wasabi in your lube...

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Here to judge the skeets

View from behind of a guy in a hard hat and hi-viz vest that has "Manhole Assessor" written on the back

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

the story about pinocchio's nose growing longer was all a lie

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I’m wearing lots and lots of clothes -me flirting

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

worm in my apple, thought of you

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Not to brag but I haven’t acted like a psycho once today

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

People that understand sarcasm are the real heroes.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Sorry about the jizz on your ceiling It’s been a while

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Marty Mcfly: a time machine? Lets go back in time and stop Hitler Doc Brown: oooor we could help your dad fuck your mom

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Some people's spirit animal is a mosquito. You know, annoying as fuck.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I honestly and truly believed that growing old would take a lot longer.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I think it's cool that every country gets its own dangerous conman for ignorant people to follow.

Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

*makes bruce lee noises as i cum*

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one shoe and hit the person who’s talking over the head.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

*rides my bike in front of your house in a sundress while sucking on a lollipop until you notice me

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Sliced up some poppyseed bread for breakfast. So obviously I now have to sell the apartment.

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

wake me up when they make hustling less work

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? Literally anyone

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I'm in my 50's and I'm still like, meh, I'll get my shit together tomorrow.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Thought of you.

Sign that says ’Easy steps to edging your garden’

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Counting to ten only makes it premeditated cross stitch pattern

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

please do not howitzer the clitoris it’s very special

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social • 22h
bareknuckle baked bean flicking

Rural Anarchy
@ruralanarchy.bsky.social

I hate baked beans with a passion, so beware. I will flick them with the force of a howitzer if I'm involved.
August 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM