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waddle dee from the hit game kirby's epic yarn for the nintendo wii

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 07/04/2026
Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.
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I'll tell you what this means, Norm-- no size restrictions and
Screw the limit.
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John Foot @footymac.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Obviously the generals were all sacked because they advised against this madness.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Like… We cannot go ahead and have the World Cup now like nothing is going on. Regardless of what does or doesn’t happen tonight. Countries should simply refuse to send teams. The rest of the world cannot treat us as a remotely normal country after this
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Michael Gilman @gilman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm gonna say that senators and representatives posting on social media that the madness has to stop is pretty weak sauce. These are people who, unlike the rest of us, can actually DO something to stop the madness. So maybe put down your phones and get to work?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
In a shocking twist, impunity has emboldened a narcissist to descend into full megalomania
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
photo of man with pie all over his face with onion headline: Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/03/2026
part 2 ending being neither a "he's cooking" moment nor a "kill tatsuki fujimoto" moment thus finally breaking the parasociality cycle of the fandom of the figure/work "chainsaw man" by presenting the masses with an ultimately 6/10 at best non-ending ending is the funniest outcome
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a boy is outside at a park unhooking a collar from a large creature mostly out of frame. The boy says, “Sorry, Maggie. Mom says I can’t take care of you anymore.” Panel 2: he continues, “you’re free now.” Maggie is a horrifying winged creature with many legs and teeth. Panel 3: Maggie is flying off into the distance. An onlooker is sitting with his little dog on a park bench. He turns to the boy and says, “isn’t that, like, bad for the environment?”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2026
always been a favorite of mine
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucki...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
people don't realize how concentrated GOP fundraising is. more than half of all money that they got in 2024 was from donations over $1mn. it's like 200-300 rich cranks that keep the party operating. underrated explanation in why they've gone so insane.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tomoto 🍅 #artsky
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Bunny lunch
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Remembering the ancient ways
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads:

"10. How to be polite and show respect

In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout

You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/03/2026
it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
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ZombieErnie @zombieernie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided the rapper's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...
Tommy Chong and Afroman attend the 2019 Daytime Beauty Awards at The Taglyan Complex on September 20, 2019 in Los Angeles, California.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 19/03/2026
gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit
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Lucumiau @lucumiau.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
#deltarune
Ralsei presents a drawing he made depicting Kris and Susie as the "chads." Susie is surprised to find Ralsei drew himself as the "virgin."
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/03/2026
One piece of good news for everyone
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Dolores Huerta issued a statement following the New York Times’ investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez medium.com/@dolores_hue...
Today, civil rights leader Dolores Huerta issued the following statement:
“I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for.
I have encouraged people to always use their voice. Following the New York Times’ multi-year investigation into sexual misconduct by Cesar Chavez, I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Tammy the maned wolf (she/her) 🐺🧡🏳️‍⚧️
various sketches of an Orange maned wolf trans woman named Tammy, she is smoking while carrying her guitar case while the two other sketches have her pose cutely
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 18/03/2026
I want you to imagine for a moment all of the billions of dollars wasted on this, and think on how many meals those dollars could have purchased for the poor. How many families it could have housed in perpetuity.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 18/03/2026
as someone who considers nintendo's Mii characters to be far too risqué with their desperate gyrating movements whenever you pick them up, i am really sad to hear about the closure of the metaverse. "This is the most sexless online service ever created. and it cost billions" - Mark Zuckerberg
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Serge Broom @sergebroom.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 17/03/2026
The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
obviously this story wouldn't have been any less dark if this wasn't true, but I really wasn't prepared for one of the victims to have been Dolores Huerta
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026
they literally renamed the entire company after this
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/03/2026
older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍
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Allison 🧬⚾️ @petitephd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I find the “the mean leftists were rooting against Team USA because they hate America 😠” schtick very funny as someone who remembers what their lot had to say about the USWNT when Megan Rapinoe was playing.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/03/2026
just had a million dollar idea if any mutuals own an injection molding facility and want to go 50/50 with me
a chicken wing dipped into an inferior round takeout sauce container of blue cheesemy pitch for a superior oval shaped takeout sauce container
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
tapping the sign again
panel from Dark Knight Returns, Batman breaking a rifle in half, AI ART superimposed on the break: "this is the weapon of the enemy - we do not need it. We will not use it."
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 18/03/2026
youtubes shadow ban features makes me feel so drunk with power. they dont even know they're just yelling transphobia to no one. hahahaha. thats right dorks yell at ur tv screen. ur really fighting the power here. hahahahha. really making a difference.
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AnnaClimbsMtns @annaclimbsmtns.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
They canceled his citizenship interview and he drove in the winning run to beat the US. Eugenio Suarez is a gem.
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We hear “stick to sports” too much, but let’s be clear here: Team USA itself refused to stick to sports, eschewing representation of so much great American culture for, uh, Da Troops and nothing else.
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The World Baseball Classic, Team USA, and the war problem
On conduct unbecoming.
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 18/03/2026
this is so fucking good, especially this bit
I think it says something about the American mind that this is how a collection of players from across the country would choose to market themselves. I’m writing this during the Oscars, where Sinners was widely recognized, a celebration of a very specific piece of American culture: blues music that became jazz that influenced nearly everything we hear today. The great musical history of the United States, the diversity of thought and ethnicity and language that creates some of the greatest cultural spaces in the world, goddamn Saturday morning cartoons. There are so many quintessential Americanisms, even Americanisms that Americans have made up to comfort themselves, and 30 ballplayers refused to wrap themselves in any of that. Instead, they wanted to align themselves with men whose sole concerns are whether they’ve purchased enough Tomahawks to replace the one they just slammed into the roof of a school.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
check your watch, right now. yep. that's right. deltarune tomorrow.
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