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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22h
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 7h
I always wondered how much Dr. Loomis billed the insurance for this
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel seen by Golden Axe.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No question about it
Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge. A pumpkin-headed figure moves through an autumn cornfield
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OVERHEARD: *Therapist To Her Young Client Struggling With Girl Problems*: “How should I put this?… Now most therapists won’t tell you this, but sometimes bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.”
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“oi me beans” sent me over.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love how in “Evil Dead Burn” the family is so awful at one point even the demons are like “Whoa… You people suck.”
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 02/10/2024
Good morning! 💀 🎃
A 4-panel comic showing a young girl with short dark hair. The dialog reads, “It’s here. I can feel it. Ha ha ha. In the final panel she rips off her skin to reveal an exposed skeleton saying it’s Halloween time.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 01/10/2026
Ok so you know that thing where Facebook shows your friends ads with pictures of your face inserted with AI based on scraping your old photos, well here's the process to opt out of it, which is absolutely insane us.norton.com/blog/ai/how-... you fill out a form from a link buried 3 levels deep
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I didn't enter any prompts. Muse used my face in an Al generated ad shown to my friends. I assume this came from photos I uploaded in the past to Facebook or Instagram as I have not posted anything in years.Screenshot of response
Attach one screenshot that shows yo response from an Al at Meta model, f must be less than 4 MB and saved as WebP file.

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My friend did not take a screenshot because they were too creeped out.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need Robert Pattinson and Dan Stevens to get cast along side each other so I can watch them do funny little voices at each other.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Text: Goth Corn
Better known as:
Corn on the Macabre

Black corns!
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy Darmok Day! blessed are the meme makers!! 💖❤️💖
a curated Star Trek TNG meme featuring Captain Dathon from episode “Darmok”.

Caption: “Captain America, when the reference was understood.”
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David “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder for movie fans looking to discover new film experiences. #filmsky #InSearchofDarkness
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cartoon by Hergé. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Wat een week, he? TINTIN: Kapitein, het is woensdag."
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly right. 🎯
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I got dumped by one of these girls…
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tapping the sign
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horror fans be like "But he's my emotional support child killer. 🥺"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The discovery that Fox the Dog’s non Chihuahua half is Belgian Malinois answered a lot of questions and introduced so, so many new ones…
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 27/09/2026
Be patient and kind to those who are making art right now. We're all self-funded and the richest, worst people in the world are trying to plaster over and erase our hard work.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched that Backrooms motion picture last night. Very good. Obsession was also excellent. If this is the kind of cinema the crazy kids today with their hula hoops and fax machines are giving us, I’m not going to yell at them to get off my lawn, I will instead welcome them with lemonade and cookies.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perverts are your friends and your allies
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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She Hulk Madisynn
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Writer of “Rape Apologists Must Die!” @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today’s great performance in a horror film, overlooked outside of horror fans: Clarence Williams III in Tales From The Hood. The epitome of understanding the assignment, and surpassing what was necessary.
A close-up of a dark-skinned man centered in the frame, facing forward with wide eyes and a serious, alert expression. He has a large, rounded afro and wears a dark coat with a high collar, a patterned scarf, a green cravat, and a white shirt. A small silver decorative object is attached near his right shoulder. Behind him, vivid turquoise-green shapes and foliage-like patterns contrast with the mostly black background. A partial, shadowed figure is visible along the left edge.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spock says:  “Your mother is so fat
that she outweighs the needs of the many.”  His statement is accurate.
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People who unironically advocate AI “labor arbitrage” (job killing) should stop being regarded as people
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Uncanny X-Men #171 Here’s the truth… If you only help people in need when it’s easy, you’re not really helping people. Sometimes you need to forgive and extend a hand, especially when it’s hard. #Marvel #TheUncannyXMen #Storm #Nightcrawler #Colossus #KittyPryde #ProfessorX #July1983
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Uncanny X-Men #171 Carol Danvers punches Rogue into orbit! Look, she’s got cause… #Marvel #TheUncannyXMen #Rogue #July1984
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Uncanny X-Men #171 Xavier states his intent to help Rogue and dissension rises from the ranks. #Marvel #TheUncannyXMen #ProfessorX #Storm #Rogue #July1983
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Uncanny X-Men #171 Rogue tells her story and makes her appeal. #Marvel #TheUncannyXMen #Rogue #ProfessorX #KittyPryde #Nightcrawler #July1983
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Uncanny X-Men #171 Desperate for help, the villain Rogue turns to the only people left who can. #Marvel #TheUncannyXMen #Colossus #Rogue #July1983
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #80 A quick little origin of J. Jonah Jameson, reporter. News man. #Marvel #PeterParkerTheSpectacularSpiderMan #JJonahJameson #July1983
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t consider AI itself a real credible direct action threat to humanity because if it starts looking for launch codes you can just *YOINK* unplug it.
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Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think pieces about bringing iced coffee to interviews are a distraction to lynchings, rising gas prices, water shortages, concentration camps, tyranny, dictatorship, a war we didn't ask for, project 2025 going as planned, and the number of missing people (many being children) in this country.
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Dr. Sidewell Isaacs: Focus on the Task At Hand
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